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mddoogie3.bsky.social
I don’t really know what I expect in posting this, but maybe some people see it and can learn from it.

I’ll call it “lessons from an unwilling immigration attorney.”

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February 11, 2026 at 9:56 PM
canyoucanoe.bsky.social
Are there any good people with power? Does anyone have any examples?
February 6, 2026 at 11:28 PM
canyoucanoe.bsky.social
AI peaked with Nothing Forever
February 1, 2026 at 2:50 PM
canyoucanoe.bsky.social
Wonder who replaced epstein. You know the depraved elites need their fix and someone must've stepped in
January 31, 2026 at 8:29 PM
canyoucanoe.bsky.social
the people of minneapolis remaining nonviolent shows tremendous courage
opinionhaver.bsky.social William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 18d
When the CBP or ICE agent that Stephen Miller is trying to get killed dies, it is extremely important that every member of the media be told, repeatedly and loudly, that they wanted this and that people called it out in advance.
January 25, 2026 at 3:09 AM
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reichlinmelnick.bsky.social
You have to read this. Firsthand affidavit from one of the women who was there and recording the video. She talks about how Alex Pretti was directing traffic when she arrived. She watched him be killed in front of her. She's afraid to go home, worried she'll be arrested.
1. I am a resident of the Whittier neighborhood of Minneapolis, Minnesota. I am over 18 years of age. I am a children's entertainer who specializes in face painting. 2. On Saturday, January 24, 2026, at about 8:50 am, I was getting ready to go to work when I heard whistles outside. I knew the whistles meant that ICE agents were in the area, so I decided to check it out on my way to work. I've been involved in observing in my community because it is so important to document what ICE is doing to my neighbors. Connecting to your local community and knowing who your neighbors are is something I profoundly value. 3. I drove to Nicollet Ave. and 26th where I could hear the whistles coming from. I turned south onto Nicollet. There were already several ICE agents there and they'd set up a sort of vehicle convoy on Nicollet and 28th. There were also about 15 observers there, recording and observing ICE. 4. I saw ICE agents surrounding cars and punching car windows. I also saw them stopping vehicles further down Nicollet, so I backed up because I didn't feel safe continuing on. 5. I noticed a man sort of acting to help traffic move more smoothly. He helped me find a place to park. I got out with my whistle and my camera. I went over to him and said something like, "I'm going to film and use my whistle." 6. It seemed like most ICE activity was happening a little farther down the street from us, near 27th. Someone was being thrown to the ground. 7. I started recording. There was an agent by a car across the street. Two observers were a few feet away from the agent, blowing their whistles. One was wearing a backpack. 8. I and the man who was observing and helping direct traffic were standing in the street. There was a phone in the man's hand recording a video. 9. An agent approached and asked us to back up, so I moved slowly back onto the sidewalk. 10. The man stayed in the street, filming as the other observers I mentioned earlier were being forced backward by another ICE agent threatening them with pepper spray. The man went closer to support them as they got threatened, just with his camera out. I didn't see him reach for or hold a gun. 11. Then the ICE agent shoved one of the other observers to the ground. Then he started pepper spraying all three of them directly in the face and all over. The man with the phone put his hands above his head and the agent sprayed him again and pushed him. 12. Then the man tried to help up the woman the ICE agent had shoved to the ground. The ICE agents just kept spraying. More agents came over and grabbed the man who was still trying to help the woman get up. All three of the observers looked to have been badly affected by the pepper spray. I could feel the pepper spray in my eyes. 13. The agents pulled the man on the ground. I didn't see him touch any of them-he wasn't even turned toward them. It didn't look like he was trying to resist, just trying to help the woman up. I didn't see him with a gun. They threw him to the ground. Four or five agents had him on the ground and they just started shooting him. They shot him so many times. 14.1 don't know why they shot him. He was only helping. I was five feet from him and they just shot him. 15. The video I recorded of what happened accurately depicts the events leading up to the agents shooting him and several minutes afterwards. The video is attached as Exhibit 1. 16. I have read the statement from DHS about what happened and it is wrong. The man did not approach the agents with a gun. He approached them with a camera. He was just trying to help a woman get up and they took him to the ground. 17. I feel afraid. Only hours have passed since they shot a man right in front me and I don't feel like I can go home because I heard agents were looking for me. I don't know what the agents will do when they find me. I do know that they're not telling the truth about what happened. I've heard that other witnesses might have been arrested and taken to the Whipple Building. 18. I am disgusted and gutted at how they are treating my neighbors and my state. I keep alternating between crying and feeling determined it is important to remember the value of documenting injustice. We show up for the people who need us to bear witness, because it can't just be one group of people bearing the brunt of their tyranny. This is a struggle to protect our freedom and democracy, those things are on the line. He lost his life for those values. I declare under penalty of perjury that everything I have stated in this document is true and correct. Dated and signed on Jan 24, 2026 in Hennepin County, State of Minnesota.
January 25, 2026 at 1:15 AM
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danielsuitor.com
no, absolutely not, you all should've been nicer to my trans homies
January 7, 2026 at 6:15 PM
canyoucanoe.bsky.social
Trump thinks it's "pull it surprise"
January 6, 2026 at 4:22 PM
canyoucanoe.bsky.social
Lebron in that draftkings ad. What a fucking chump. I hate lebron
January 5, 2026 at 5:12 AM
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chriscjackson.bsky.social
I am tired of Earth. These people.
January 3, 2026 at 11:10 PM
canyoucanoe.bsky.social
Luka slappin Ron
December 31, 2025 at 5:34 AM
canyoucanoe.bsky.social
If there is an object on the floor you can be assured my barefoot will find it
December 27, 2025 at 3:03 PM
canyoucanoe.bsky.social
Just like
As if
Youre not gonna change your mind
December 10, 2025 at 5:27 AM
canyoucanoe.bsky.social
Why did Bill Clinton's VP claim to invent the internet?

Because they used the ALGOREithm to build it
December 1, 2025 at 10:57 PM
canyoucanoe.bsky.social
Shoulda had summa dat chicken!
November 26, 2025 at 4:14 AM
canyoucanoe.bsky.social
Better than the beatles
m.youtube.com/watch?v=lYSa...
scared of chaka - masonic youth lp
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November 26, 2025 at 3:56 AM
canyoucanoe.bsky.social
Why can't lane kiffin stay at ole miss
November 20, 2025 at 4:13 AM
canyoucanoe.bsky.social
Joe Reberkenny (he/him/his)
November 19, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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paulgp.com
For folks (and journalists) who want to search the Oversight Committee email texts, I made a database for searching the 20k text files:

splendorous-chaja-f79791.netlify.app
Epstein Document Search
splendorous-chaja-f79791.netlify.app
November 13, 2025 at 1:12 AM
canyoucanoe.bsky.social
Recorded in 1999 but these words are never more relevant. "War on Drugs" by Fifteen
WAr ON DrUGs (Words - Ott/Music - Fifteen) America can not afford another Viet Nam War Another prolonged foreign war will tear the system down from the inside America can not afford another prolonged foreign war We need to find an enemy within our own borders The enemy is You The enemy is Me We got the war on drugs We're the enemy What it means incarcerate all the young black men What it means incarcerate all the Mexicans What it means incarcerate all the poor whites What it means incarcerate all the homeless stand up and say out loud ace shot to stand up and say out loud It's racist, it's genocide, it's slavery, it's a police state America can not afford another Viet Nam War Another prolonged foreign war will tear the s stem down from the inside America can not afford another prolonged foreign war Thank god we got George Bush to find us an enemy within our own borders The enemy is You The enemy is Me We got the war on drugs We're the enemy What it means incarcerate all the young black men What it means incarcerate all the Mexicans What it means incarcerate all the poor whites What it means incarcerate all the homeless It's all been done before in the last world war It's the solution for unemployment Internment My enemy is a fucking pig My enemy lives up in the capitol My enemy his name is Grey Davis My enemy his name is William Bennett My enemy wears a gun and a badge My enemy he guards the Mexican Border My enemy is building a prison just for me My enemy he throws down law and order My enemy is not a heroin junkie My enemy is not a speed freak My enemy is not a skid row alcoholic Myenemy does not sleep on the streets.
November 7, 2025 at 2:05 PM
canyoucanoe.bsky.social
Eat shit don mattingly
November 2, 2025 at 4:18 AM
canyoucanoe.bsky.social
Maybe canada should play cricket instead
November 2, 2025 at 4:09 AM
canyoucanoe.bsky.social
Kike hernandez is better than shohei ohtani
November 1, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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caioalmendra.bsky.social
This will be a long thread on yesterday police massacre in Rio.

In nothern Rio de Janeiro city, there is a couple of hills called Complexo da Penha. It's Comando Vermelho("Red Command", a drug gang), or CV, territory.

CV is the greatest gang in Rio, second in the whole Brazil.

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yazikus.bsky.social yazikus @yazikus.bsky.social · Oct 29
🧵 Awful awful massacre in Brazil
caioalmendra.bsky.social Caio Almendra @caioalmendra.bsky.social · Oct 29
Gente, é o maior massacre no Brasil desde o Araguaia. Entendo quem quer puxar pra Canudos ou Contestado ou etc, mas não podemos livrar a ditadura de 64 só porque ela escondia melhor seus corpos.

Morreram 41 guerrilheiros comunistas e mais de 1200 camponeses no Araguaia.
October 29, 2025 at 11:52 PM
canyoucanoe.bsky.social
Andres Galarraga never complained when his perfect game was lost to a bad call. It's just part of the game. But because everything is all gambled out "accuracy" is necessary. Blah. The heart and therefore humanity of it is lost. All championships since the start of the replay era are asterisked.
canyoucanoe.bsky.social Can You Canoe, Cano? @canyoucanoe.bsky.social · Oct 30
Slomo shouldn't be allowed on baseball broadcasts and it definitely shouldn't be used on challenges (challenges shouldn't exist in baseball) because baseball is about errors and split second decisions that everyone has to live with. A commemoration of the pre-surveillance era of humanity
October 30, 2025 at 1:42 AM