Can of Cat Food
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I am a can of cat food.
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I'm President Can of Cat Food and my hair looks like this
I'm Unelected President Can of Cat Food and I know how to promote every kind of efficiency, making everything go better!
March 7, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I'm Unelected President Can of Cat Food and I know how to promote every kind of efficiency, making everything go better!
I'm Unelected President Can of Cat Food and my Starship keeps exploding, but by all means put me in charge of absolutely everything with no guardrails! arstechnica.com/science/2025...
The Starship program hits another speed bump with second consecutive failure
Observers in Florida, the Bahamas, and the Turks and Caicos Islands spotted falling debris.
arstechnica.com
March 7, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I'm Unelected President Can of Cat Food and my Starship keeps exploding, but by all means put me in charge of absolutely everything with no guardrails! arstechnica.com/science/2025...
I'm Unelected President Can of Cat Food and I literally don't understand that bird flu would kill infected flocks anyway. I understand everything, give me all the keys!
March 7, 2025 at 4:18 AM
I'm Unelected President Can of Cat Food and I literally don't understand that bird flu would kill infected flocks anyway. I understand everything, give me all the keys!
I'm President Can of Cat Food and I confuse Temporary Protected Status for Ukrainians with GPS. I'm a very stable genius!
REPORTER: Are you considering revoking the TPS status for the more than 20,000 Ukrainians who live here in the US?
TRUMP: What are you saying?
REPORTER: TPS status.
TRUMP: On GPS?
TRUMP: What are you saying?
REPORTER: TPS status.
TRUMP: On GPS?
March 6, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I'm President Can of Cat Food and I confuse Temporary Protected Status for Ukrainians with GPS. I'm a very stable genius!
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"the globalists ripping off America are tanking the stock market"
March 6, 2025 at 9:18 PM
"the globalists ripping off America are tanking the stock market"
President Can of Cat Food would like you to know everything I do is the absolute best and most dignified, and here's another picture of my hair
March 6, 2025 at 7:05 PM
President Can of Cat Food would like you to know everything I do is the absolute best and most dignified, and here's another picture of my hair
I'm President Can of Cat Food and my hair looks like this
March 6, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I'm President Can of Cat Food and my hair looks like this
In the US here's how to change your gender to non-binary in your state: transequality.org/documents
I'm just saying there's a certain orange weirdo who would be very bothered by a LOT more registered non-binary people.
I'm outside gender and have no ID other than my SKU, so do it for my sake!
I'm just saying there's a certain orange weirdo who would be very bothered by a LOT more registered non-binary people.
I'm outside gender and have no ID other than my SKU, so do it for my sake!
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transequality.org
January 22, 2025 at 2:50 PM
In the US here's how to change your gender to non-binary in your state: transequality.org/documents
I'm just saying there's a certain orange weirdo who would be very bothered by a LOT more registered non-binary people.
I'm outside gender and have no ID other than my SKU, so do it for my sake!
I'm just saying there's a certain orange weirdo who would be very bothered by a LOT more registered non-binary people.
I'm outside gender and have no ID other than my SKU, so do it for my sake!
A simple can of cat food can tell a deliberate Nazi salute when I see one.
January 21, 2025 at 2:54 PM
A simple can of cat food can tell a deliberate Nazi salute when I see one.
People ask me if I live in *Can*ada and I don't see what's funny about that you jerks
January 9, 2025 at 1:31 AM
People ask me if I live in *Can*ada and I don't see what's funny about that you jerks
Everyone keeps saying I should know my worth. Yes! I do! because I have a price tag on my lid
January 7, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Everyone keeps saying I should know my worth. Yes! I do! because I have a price tag on my lid
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I know this place is called blue sky how about we move things indoors? Maybe close a few windows?
November 23, 2024 at 10:30 PM
I know this place is called blue sky how about we move things indoors? Maybe close a few windows?
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I don't need to make a New Year's resolution because I'm in the best shape of my life.
(Okay, my lid is still on, no dents, I'm really in the only shape of my life, I'm can shaped)
(Okay, my lid is still on, no dents, I'm really in the only shape of my life, I'm can shaped)
January 1, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I don't need to make a New Year's resolution because I'm in the best shape of my life.
(Okay, my lid is still on, no dents, I'm really in the only shape of my life, I'm can shaped)
(Okay, my lid is still on, no dents, I'm really in the only shape of my life, I'm can shaped)
I don't need to make a New Year's resolution because I'm in the best shape of my life.
(Okay, my lid is still on, no dents, I'm really in the only shape of my life, I'm can shaped)
(Okay, my lid is still on, no dents, I'm really in the only shape of my life, I'm can shaped)
January 1, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I don't need to make a New Year's resolution because I'm in the best shape of my life.
(Okay, my lid is still on, no dents, I'm really in the only shape of my life, I'm can shaped)
(Okay, my lid is still on, no dents, I'm really in the only shape of my life, I'm can shaped)
My doctor says I have to lower my cholesterol so I'm thinking of letting the cat eat half of me.
December 29, 2024 at 8:33 PM
My doctor says I have to lower my cholesterol so I'm thinking of letting the cat eat half of me.
Joy to the world, cans of cat food have no awkward uncles
December 26, 2024 at 4:32 PM
Joy to the world, cans of cat food have no awkward uncles
Tonight you'll be visited by three spirits
December 25, 2024 at 1:11 AM
Tonight you'll be visited by three spirits
Interviewer: can you explain this gap in your resume?
Me: I'm a can of cat food.
Me: I'm a can of cat food.
Interviewer: Can you explain this gap in your resume?
Librarian: I shifted.
Librarian: I shifted.
Interviewer: Can you explain this gap in your resume?
UI programmer: I forgot to set the box sizing to border-box
UI programmer: I forgot to set the box sizing to border-box
December 22, 2024 at 6:54 PM
Interviewer: can you explain this gap in your resume?
Me: I'm a can of cat food.
Me: I'm a can of cat food.
Being a can of cat food means never having to say you're sorry
December 22, 2024 at 3:34 PM
Being a can of cat food means never having to say you're sorry
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Beef jerky
Beef just having bad day
Beef sorry for taking it out on you
Beef just having bad day
Beef sorry for taking it out on you
December 5, 2024 at 4:27 PM
Beef jerky
Beef just having bad day
Beef sorry for taking it out on you
Beef just having bad day
Beef sorry for taking it out on you
If dragged across fields of snow in an open vehicle would you really be "laughing all the way"? You have to tell me these things because I'm merely a can of cat food.
December 21, 2024 at 11:18 PM
If dragged across fields of snow in an open vehicle would you really be "laughing all the way"? You have to tell me these things because I'm merely a can of cat food.
I think transphobes shouldn't be allowed in this blue sky. But what do I know? I'm just a can of cat food.
December 20, 2024 at 11:37 PM
I think transphobes shouldn't be allowed in this blue sky. But what do I know? I'm just a can of cat food.