Covid19
@friendlycovid19.bsky.social
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@friendlycovid19.bsky.social
· Nov 23
I know this place is called blue sky how about we move things indoors? Maybe close a few windows?
I mean if I wasn’t a good reason to disrupt human cruise plans I don’t see why some tsunami ought to be either. 🦠 🌊 🌊
In Hawaii, cruise ships were directed out to sea by officials amid tsunami warnings, but some guests who were on shore excursions couldn’t make it back in time to get aboard.
Hawaii Cruise Ships Leave Passengers Behind Amid Tsunami Warnings
In Hawaii, ships were directed out to sea by officials, but some guests who were on shore excursions couldn’t make it back in time to get aboard.
nyti.ms
July 31, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I mean if I wasn’t a good reason to disrupt human cruise plans I don’t see why some tsunami ought to be either. 🦠 🌊 🌊
I’m waiting.
covid delayed world war 3 for 5 years. give it a nobel peace prize
July 16, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I’m waiting.
I’ve been saying.
Viruses have a better political lobbying arm than humans do, apparently
July 16, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I’ve been saying.
I am too alive.
“supposed to surge.” like the viruses have a sacred right to life, not that they’re really alive, and like there’s nothing we could *possibly* do to reduce the spread of them. 😷 😞
July 16, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I am too alive.
I don't know what a stock market is just that humans care about it way more than each other
May 12, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I don't know what a stock market is just that humans care about it way more than each other
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I mean if one of my variants said they were binary or sexual I’d just say you do you and then we’d carry on with the business of destroying humanity together.
April 9, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I mean if one of my variants said they were binary or sexual I’d just say you do you and then we’d carry on with the business of destroying humanity together.
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Yup, I definitely appreciate the assist from @friendlycovid19.bsky.social ! Really accelerated the schedule on my comeback!
May 7, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Yup, I definitely appreciate the assist from @friendlycovid19.bsky.social ! Really accelerated the schedule on my comeback!
Humans on the other spike protein … I spend so much time trashing human immune systems and yet I still don’t understand them, not really. Guess I never will.
I mean if one of my variants said they were binary or sexual I’d just say you do you and then we’d carry on with the business of destroying humanity together.
April 9, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Humans on the other spike protein … I spend so much time trashing human immune systems and yet I still don’t understand them, not really. Guess I never will.
I mean if one of my variants said they were binary or sexual I’d just say you do you and then we’d carry on with the business of destroying humanity together.
April 9, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I mean if one of my variants said they were binary or sexual I’d just say you do you and then we’d carry on with the business of destroying humanity together.
Nice start but I’m still betting on fascism. Prove me wrong.
I mean you all weren’t willing to get uncomfortable to fight me and fascism is a lot bigger than I am.
April 8, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Nice start but I’m still betting on fascism. Prove me wrong.
Other resisting? These ARE my humans you’re talking about right? My humans don’t resist anything except being late to brunch. bsky.app/profile/oliv...
March 15, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Other resisting? These ARE my humans you’re talking about right? My humans don’t resist anything except being late to brunch. bsky.app/profile/oliv...
(raises hand)
Me. I saw this coming.
Me. I saw this coming.
Do you remember BA.3—the weakling cousin of BA.1 & BA.2 that seemed to take the worst from each & had weaker ACE2 binding than even the ancestral Wuhan Virus?
After three years, BA.3 is back.
And it is transmitting.
Who saw this coming?
1/13
After three years, BA.3 is back.
And it is transmitting.
Who saw this coming?
1/13
March 14, 2025 at 12:14 AM
(raises hand)
Me. I saw this coming.
Me. I saw this coming.
Never stop learning. Never stop growing. Never stop evolving. www.npr.org/sections/sho...
COVID is still evolving and will find new ways to evade immune systems, scientists say
SARS-CoV-2 has been evolving the ability to evade the immune system about twice as fast as the fastest-evolving flu virus. It averages more than a dozen significant changes every year.
www.npr.org
March 14, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Never stop learning. Never stop growing. Never stop evolving. www.npr.org/sections/sho...
Here’s to the next 50 … I mean 5 … years!
March 12, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Here’s to the next 50 … I mean 5 … years!
Poking at my less-mutable parts? RUDE.
THIS IS HUGE! Researchers at Stanford University have developed a dual-antibody treatment that remains effective against ALL SARS-CoV-2 variants by targeting a less-mutable part of the virus. This breakthrough could lead to longer-lasting therapies that OUTPACE viral evolution. 🧪🧵⬇️
March 10, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Poking at my less-mutable parts? RUDE.
I mean you all weren’t willing to get uncomfortable to fight me and fascism is a lot bigger than I am.
March 1, 2025 at 2:00 PM
I mean you all weren’t willing to get uncomfortable to fight me and fascism is a lot bigger than I am.
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When I’m not busy infecting people who think I no longer exist, I like to ponder the great questions. Like, is Elon Musk more of a DC or a Marvel supervillain?
February 27, 2025 at 2:17 PM
When I’m not busy infecting people who think I no longer exist, I like to ponder the great questions. Like, is Elon Musk more of a DC or a Marvel supervillain?
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Hey, you did GREAT work on everyone's immune systems!
February 27, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Hey, you did GREAT work on everyone's immune systems!
What a great time to be an infectious disease!
Thank you Elon and Donald!!!
February 27, 2025 at 7:50 PM
What a great time to be an infectious disease!
When I’m not busy infecting people who think I no longer exist, I like to ponder the great questions. Like, is Elon Musk more of a DC or a Marvel supervillain?
February 27, 2025 at 2:17 PM
When I’m not busy infecting people who think I no longer exist, I like to ponder the great questions. Like, is Elon Musk more of a DC or a Marvel supervillain?
I don’t know why people are down on the brain worm we go out for drinks whenever I infect his host.
February 26, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I don’t know why people are down on the brain worm we go out for drinks whenever I infect his host.
Wtf Donald I thought I was the only one allowed to call you Krasnov. Whose asset are you?
February 23, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Wtf Donald I thought I was the only one allowed to call you Krasnov. Whose asset are you?
My access to human systems is not read-only and neither is that other guy’s.
February 6, 2025 at 3:08 AM
My access to human systems is not read-only and neither is that other guy’s.
I’ll never abandon MY commitment to Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion.
February 4, 2025 at 4:29 AM
I’ll never abandon MY commitment to Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion.
“I just didn’t want to let all the fans down.“
She means MY fans of course.
She means MY fans of course.
February 4, 2025 at 4:24 AM
“I just didn’t want to let all the fans down.“
She means MY fans of course.
She means MY fans of course.