Cameron Coates
cameronistrying.bsky.social
Cameron Coates
@cameronistrying.bsky.social
One of Martin Scorsese’s upcoming movies is about Jesus Christ.

The implication of this post is staggering.
The Rock confirms he will star as the lead in Martin Scorsese’s new movie.

“Grateful for what’s been the most creatively inspiring time of my career - working closely with my friends and of course, the maestro Marty Scorsese.”
March 13, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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The job market has never been better for shills, stooges, and toadies of all stripes. Linkedin absolutely buzzing if you're a sycophant, a flunky, or even an unctuous little worm
February 20, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Honestly, between you and me, given the chance i would definitely download a car.
February 5, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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Say what you want about mice but those sumbitches can scurry
February 4, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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*deep drag off cigarette

Lemme tell you a little bit about love, kid.

*proceeds to eat lit cigarette
January 17, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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ME: You want to see a dead body?
HAMBURGER HELPER GLOVE: sure
January 12, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Congrats to Tom Hollands and Zendaya’s engagement.

I will be officiating the wedding.
January 6, 2025 at 11:04 PM
The last 24 years have been kind of a swing and a miss, but hey, maybe 2025 will be my year.
December 31, 2024 at 6:18 PM
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There were a lot of big flops this year. Madame Web, Joker 2, Borderlands, The Fall Guy, Megalopolis, Harold & the Purple Crayon...the common denominator? Not a single one of these movies featured Shadow the Hedgehog.
December 27, 2024 at 9:38 PM
Christmas haul.
December 25, 2024 at 11:22 PM
Merry Christmas.

Except to you Kyle, you know what you did.
December 25, 2024 at 3:37 PM
As someone who very recently binged Epic: the musical for the first time this is a wonderful surprise.
Christopher Nolan’s next film is an adaption of ‘THE ODYSSEY’

• Described as a mythic action epic that follows the tale of Odysseus & his 10-year journey home after the Trojan War

• Starring Tom Holland, Zendaya, Anne Hathaway, Matt Damon, Lupita Nyong’o and Robert Pattinson
December 23, 2024 at 10:52 PM
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"I'll take movies for $400"

Tim Burton directed this dark tale starring Johnny Depp and Helena Bonham Carter

"You gotta be kidding me"
December 22, 2024 at 9:04 PM
At least half of that was me, sorry.
The #Superman trailer has passed 22.5M views in the first 24 hours on YouTube 🎥
December 20, 2024 at 6:25 PM
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December 19, 2024 at 8:39 PM
Just finished rewatching Die Hard again, and I always forget how much I enjoy watching Bruce Willis go from a typical stoic action hero to an adrenaline fueled lunatic by the end.
December 15, 2024 at 8:36 PM
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writing a romance novel from the point of view of the drone swarm over new jersey
December 13, 2024 at 1:58 PM
Remember how he couldn’t stop the Elvis voice right away? Maybe someone should keep an eye on him after filming.
Austin Butler has been cast as Patrick Bateman in Luca Guadagnino’s #AmericanPsycho movie
December 11, 2024 at 7:43 PM
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Focused. Unbothered. In my lane. Flourishing.
December 11, 2024 at 1:53 AM
The united healthcare CEO assassin is gorgeous. A devastating blow for the prosecution, for sure.
December 10, 2024 at 3:10 AM
I said I played video games, I never said I was good at them.
December 8, 2024 at 8:36 PM
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(on all fours whispering to a bug) do you yearn? is there a hunger in your heart?
December 8, 2024 at 5:04 AM
It’s important to stay hydrated.

But, not that much. I’m not gonna lie you’re scare us a little when you talk about it. You get this look in the eyes That make me wanna leave the room and your water bottle is bigger than my head.

Just drink Pepsi every now and then, water freak.
December 2, 2024 at 4:26 PM
You’re doing great.
December 1, 2024 at 12:07 AM
I hope you have a good day.
November 13, 2024 at 2:42 PM