calamity lesbian
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like a disaster lesbian, but worse || she/her
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The Pluribus hive made another misleading statement in Ep. 6. They promised not to collect stem cells from Carol's body.
Carol's frozen eggs have her stem cells.
The hive knows this.
Carol's frozen eggs have her stem cells.
The hive knows this.
December 5, 2025 at 6:40 AM
The Pluribus hive made another misleading statement in Ep. 6. They promised not to collect stem cells from Carol's body.
Carol's frozen eggs have her stem cells.
The hive knows this.
Carol's frozen eggs have her stem cells.
The hive knows this.
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"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
Even Sarah Connor was once a mild-mannered waitress, I think I'm in good hands with the most stubborn lesbian left in the world.
Even Sarah Connor was once a mild-mannered waitress, I think I'm in good hands with the most stubborn lesbian left in the world.
November 26, 2025 at 7:45 AM
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
Even Sarah Connor was once a mild-mannered waitress, I think I'm in good hands with the most stubborn lesbian left in the world.
Even Sarah Connor was once a mild-mannered waitress, I think I'm in good hands with the most stubborn lesbian left in the world.
Is Carol an asshole? Yes.
Being an asshole doesn't make one wrong.
Sometimes an asshole is exactly what's needed.
Being an asshole doesn't make one wrong.
Sometimes an asshole is exactly what's needed.
All the Pluribus discoursers talking about the hive mind being wonderful and Carol being a shit person for rejecting collectivism forgot that Vince Gilligan wrote for the X-Files.
November 26, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Is Carol an asshole? Yes.
Being an asshole doesn't make one wrong.
Sometimes an asshole is exactly what's needed.
Being an asshole doesn't make one wrong.
Sometimes an asshole is exactly what's needed.
All the Pluribus discoursers talking about the hive mind being wonderful and Carol being a shit person for rejecting collectivism forgot that Vince Gilligan wrote for the X-Files.
November 26, 2025 at 6:17 AM
All the Pluribus discoursers talking about the hive mind being wonderful and Carol being a shit person for rejecting collectivism forgot that Vince Gilligan wrote for the X-Files.
In my 20s, I set an alarm to play the theme for "Mister Roger's Neighborhood". I woke up this way for years.
Now whenever I hear the song, I dissociate and feel, just for a moment, that I'm waking up from a bad dream.
Then the moment passes, and I'm back in this nightmare.
Now whenever I hear the song, I dissociate and feel, just for a moment, that I'm waking up from a bad dream.
Then the moment passes, and I'm back in this nightmare.
November 25, 2025 at 2:12 PM
In my 20s, I set an alarm to play the theme for "Mister Roger's Neighborhood". I woke up this way for years.
Now whenever I hear the song, I dissociate and feel, just for a moment, that I'm waking up from a bad dream.
Then the moment passes, and I'm back in this nightmare.
Now whenever I hear the song, I dissociate and feel, just for a moment, that I'm waking up from a bad dream.
Then the moment passes, and I'm back in this nightmare.
Trans women have every right to criticize a grifter climbing the ladder off our suffering. If it appears she's criticized more than other grifters, it's because traitors go to the lowest circle of hell.
Take a hard look in the mirror when you dismiss us as envious or self-hating.
Take a hard look in the mirror when you dismiss us as envious or self-hating.
Periodic reminder than whenever Sarah McBride pops up as having done something wonderful, it will always be carefully calculated to be absolutely toothless while still giving the false appearance that she and other democrats support trans people.
November 19, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Trans women have every right to criticize a grifter climbing the ladder off our suffering. If it appears she's criticized more than other grifters, it's because traitors go to the lowest circle of hell.
Take a hard look in the mirror when you dismiss us as envious or self-hating.
Take a hard look in the mirror when you dismiss us as envious or self-hating.
Periodic reminder than whenever Sarah McBride pops up as having done something wonderful, it will always be carefully calculated to be absolutely toothless while still giving the false appearance that she and other democrats support trans people.
November 19, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Periodic reminder than whenever Sarah McBride pops up as having done something wonderful, it will always be carefully calculated to be absolutely toothless while still giving the false appearance that she and other democrats support trans people.
Feels better than that boot tastes.
does it feel good being angry all the time
November 19, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Feels better than that boot tastes.
When the hardest that any member of Congress works against transphobia is a *checks notes* sternly worded letter to a person who doesn't care what she thinks, and doesn't have to, that might line up perfectly with all the times she's betrayed trans people.
This is the hardest I have seen any member of Congress work to try and address transphobia in Congress, and her ability to get nearly all Democratic lawmakers to sign onto this letter is something any first would applaud
House Dems unite to tell GOP to stop "demonizing" trans people with "dehumanizing" slurs - LGBTQ Nation
Rep. Nancy Mace's "tra**y, tra**y, tra**y!" tirade is just one example.
www.lgbtqnation.com
November 19, 2025 at 4:28 AM
When the hardest that any member of Congress works against transphobia is a *checks notes* sternly worded letter to a person who doesn't care what she thinks, and doesn't have to, that might line up perfectly with all the times she's betrayed trans people.
OPERATION BLAST HARDCHEESE
November 16, 2025 at 1:44 AM
OPERATION BLAST HARDCHEESE
Cis people think we're already dead. If trans people are already dead, they think, better we die a sacrifice. Better our deaths improve their lives, they think, when our lives were otherwise a waste.
We're not dead yet, assholes.
We're not dead yet, assholes.
November 15, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Cis people think we're already dead. If trans people are already dead, they think, better we die a sacrifice. Better our deaths improve their lives, they think, when our lives were otherwise a waste.
We're not dead yet, assholes.
We're not dead yet, assholes.
Not sure why my sapphic personals ad never got a response.
"Me: A dame that spelled troubl
You: A copy editor who knew better, but couldn't help herself."
"Me: A dame that spelled troubl
You: A copy editor who knew better, but couldn't help herself."
November 13, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Not sure why my sapphic personals ad never got a response.
"Me: A dame that spelled troubl
You: A copy editor who knew better, but couldn't help herself."
"Me: A dame that spelled troubl
You: A copy editor who knew better, but couldn't help herself."
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works, isn't it neat? Wouldn't you think my collection's complete? Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and please be advised that they were prepared in a facility that also processes the following: milk, eggs, soybeans, wheat, peanuts, tree nuts, fish, and shellfish
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works so we can circle back Monday
November 13, 2025 at 10:32 PM
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works, isn't it neat? Wouldn't you think my collection's complete? Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
"We've got top men working on it."
"Who?"
"Top. Men."
"Who?"
"Top. Men."
It’s wild how TV told us that conspiracies were shadowy and hyper-competent and in reality the only conspiracy was that the NYT editorial board really wanted Trump to be president so they just… ignored all the e-mails the notorious sex trafficker kept sending them about his pedophile friend.
November 13, 2025 at 2:07 PM
"We've got top men working on it."
"Who?"
"Top. Men."
"Who?"
"Top. Men."
Without downloading new pics, describe your gender.
November 13, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Without downloading new pics, describe your gender.
MAS: 🚩🚩🚩
Me: Hmm
MAS: I'm particularly protective of trans women because my aunt and cousin were both trans women who took their own lives. I'm absolutely safe for you to trust. Also, I'm definitely not a fetishist. All these things I'm bringing up on my own.
Me: (an idiot) This will be fine.
Me: Hmm
MAS: I'm particularly protective of trans women because my aunt and cousin were both trans women who took their own lives. I'm absolutely safe for you to trust. Also, I'm definitely not a fetishist. All these things I'm bringing up on my own.
Me: (an idiot) This will be fine.
Middle-aged sapphics who have never dated a woman (holding a football after a month of chatting me up every day): You're perfect, intelligent and beautiful, will you marry me (haha). I want to take you out and get your number.
Me: (runs at the ball)
MAS: (ghosts, with ball)
Me: (runs at the ball)
MAS: (ghosts, with ball)
November 13, 2025 at 1:38 AM
MAS: 🚩🚩🚩
Me: Hmm
MAS: I'm particularly protective of trans women because my aunt and cousin were both trans women who took their own lives. I'm absolutely safe for you to trust. Also, I'm definitely not a fetishist. All these things I'm bringing up on my own.
Me: (an idiot) This will be fine.
Me: Hmm
MAS: I'm particularly protective of trans women because my aunt and cousin were both trans women who took their own lives. I'm absolutely safe for you to trust. Also, I'm definitely not a fetishist. All these things I'm bringing up on my own.
Me: (an idiot) This will be fine.
Middle-aged sapphics who have never dated a woman (holding a football after a month of chatting me up every day): You're perfect, intelligent and beautiful, will you marry me (haha). I want to take you out and get your number.
Me: (runs at the ball)
MAS: (ghosts, with ball)
Me: (runs at the ball)
MAS: (ghosts, with ball)
November 13, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Middle-aged sapphics who have never dated a woman (holding a football after a month of chatting me up every day): You're perfect, intelligent and beautiful, will you marry me (haha). I want to take you out and get your number.
Me: (runs at the ball)
MAS: (ghosts, with ball)
Me: (runs at the ball)
MAS: (ghosts, with ball)
Democrats channeling their inner Cardassian defense attorney.
November 4, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Democrats channeling their inner Cardassian defense attorney.
They made a power lesbian cover for Poison Ivy. 🖤🖤🖤
💅Poison Ivy Cover 40😎
There's work to be done 🍃
There's work to be done 🍃
November 3, 2025 at 9:19 PM
They made a power lesbian cover for Poison Ivy. 🖤🖤🖤
The Onion throws down the gauntlet: can reality match *this* headline? Well, can ya?
November 3, 2025 at 9:04 PM
The Onion throws down the gauntlet: can reality match *this* headline? Well, can ya?
"Even with the utterly lost, to whom life and death are equally jests, there are matters of which no jest can be made."
Edgar Allan Poe, The Masque of the Red Death
Edgar Allan Poe, The Masque of the Red Death
November 2, 2025 at 5:08 AM
"Even with the utterly lost, to whom life and death are equally jests, there are matters of which no jest can be made."
Edgar Allan Poe, The Masque of the Red Death
Edgar Allan Poe, The Masque of the Red Death