calamity lesbian
@calamitylesbian.bsky.social
like a disaster lesbian, but worse || she/her
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
Even Sarah Connor was once a mild-mannered waitress, I think I'm in good hands with the most stubborn lesbian left in the world.
Even Sarah Connor was once a mild-mannered waitress, I think I'm in good hands with the most stubborn lesbian left in the world.
November 26, 2025 at 7:45 AM
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
Even Sarah Connor was once a mild-mannered waitress, I think I'm in good hands with the most stubborn lesbian left in the world.
Even Sarah Connor was once a mild-mannered waitress, I think I'm in good hands with the most stubborn lesbian left in the world.
OPERATION BLAST HARDCHEESE
November 16, 2025 at 1:44 AM
OPERATION BLAST HARDCHEESE
Without downloading new pics, describe your gender.
November 13, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Without downloading new pics, describe your gender.
Democrats channeling their inner Cardassian defense attorney.
November 4, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Democrats channeling their inner Cardassian defense attorney.
"Even with the utterly lost, to whom life and death are equally jests, there are matters of which no jest can be made."
Edgar Allan Poe, The Masque of the Red Death
Edgar Allan Poe, The Masque of the Red Death
November 2, 2025 at 5:08 AM
"Even with the utterly lost, to whom life and death are equally jests, there are matters of which no jest can be made."
Edgar Allan Poe, The Masque of the Red Death
Edgar Allan Poe, The Masque of the Red Death
without downloading any new pictures, what is it like to date you?
October 27, 2025 at 10:00 AM
without downloading any new pictures, what is it like to date you?
drop an old person you're gonna turn into in the future
October 22, 2025 at 3:58 PM
drop an old person you're gonna turn into in the future
The heist equivalent of the Indiana Jones approach to problem solving:
October 20, 2025 at 6:37 AM
The heist equivalent of the Indiana Jones approach to problem solving:
"The girl with the blue hair. What's the deal with you two?"
October 11, 2025 at 5:16 AM
"The girl with the blue hair. What's the deal with you two?"
"the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa"
October 9, 2025 at 3:19 AM
"the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa"
"It's-a-me, Frog Suit Mario!"
October 6, 2025 at 5:32 PM
"It's-a-me, Frog Suit Mario!"
The safest hands are still our own.
September 29, 2025 at 7:06 PM
The safest hands are still our own.
We're the final test that people keep failing.
September 20, 2025 at 1:51 PM
We're the final test that people keep failing.
Turns out it's because the cops don't have the stamina to do the required reading.
September 19, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Turns out it's because the cops don't have the stamina to do the required reading.
It's like no one was taught how to deal with bullies.
September 18, 2025 at 5:06 PM
It's like no one was taught how to deal with bullies.
That's what a Nazi would say.
September 13, 2025 at 2:47 AM
That's what a Nazi would say.
"What are we holding on to, Sam?"
September 13, 2025 at 2:32 AM
"What are we holding on to, Sam?"
Melville, orbin'
September 1, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Melville, orbin'
There's a point where the Matrix stops being a metaphor for trans existence, and becomes just a literal description.
August 30, 2025 at 3:48 AM
There's a point where the Matrix stops being a metaphor for trans existence, and becomes just a literal description.
We have a better than average sense of who is really just a bully.
August 25, 2025 at 5:18 PM
We have a better than average sense of who is really just a bully.
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Much of the lunar debris fell to Earth with the same frequency as rain. The resulting rock showers would devastate the planet's surface, killing 4.7 billion people.[1][3] The devastation also destroyed infrastructure, and many records were lost.[6]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:phi3tj77iiugcigijiaqel2k/bafkreifgbs4qls7gfkl6xfvaefvp5mkxfnizq5zdssi4tsodxnkvefsbim@jpeg)