Mtr. Caitlyn Keith ✨
@caityjokes.bsky.social
Professional churchlady. Priest.
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It’s good I’m not preaching today because the instinct to go up there and just be like, “y’all, what the FUCK?!” is very active.
January 25, 2026 at 3:15 PM
It’s good I’m not preaching today because the instinct to go up there and just be like, “y’all, what the FUCK?!” is very active.
I wish I could tell my peloton I’m sick. I don’t want to lose a streak just because I can’t breathe!
January 25, 2026 at 1:03 AM
I wish I could tell my peloton I’m sick. I don’t want to lose a streak just because I can’t breathe!
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Inspired by my WAT friend David, I’m going to post progress on my goal of 100 different birds this year here in a thread. 🐦
* denotes first seen in my backyard
* denotes first seen in my backyard
January 23, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Inspired by my WAT friend David, I’m going to post progress on my goal of 100 different birds this year here in a thread. 🐦
* denotes first seen in my backyard
* denotes first seen in my backyard
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Apple AirTags for my church members so that I'll actually know when they're in the hospital. Is this anything?
October 13, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Apple AirTags for my church members so that I'll actually know when they're in the hospital. Is this anything?
My kingdom for someone who will make me a women's clergy shirt out of sweat wicking material. ⚓
January 22, 2026 at 5:15 PM
My kingdom for someone who will make me a women's clergy shirt out of sweat wicking material. ⚓
We supposed to be “budgeting” and “spending wisely” right now but if the PWHL gets a DC team I will BANKRUPT us buying that merch
January 22, 2026 at 4:26 PM
We supposed to be “budgeting” and “spending wisely” right now but if the PWHL gets a DC team I will BANKRUPT us buying that merch
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Literal Immaculate Reception
January 19, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Literal Immaculate Reception
I hurt my voice yelling
January 19, 2026 at 2:40 AM
I hurt my voice yelling
“I don’t know about you, but there were a few questions where I wanted to say, ‘OK, God, but … how hard do I have to, exactly, persevere in resisting evil? Because it seems like evil might have the upper hand these days, and we’re tired..." [Presiding Bishop Sean Rowe] 1/
January 18, 2026 at 3:11 PM
“I don’t know about you, but there were a few questions where I wanted to say, ‘OK, God, but … how hard do I have to, exactly, persevere in resisting evil? Because it seems like evil might have the upper hand these days, and we’re tired..." [Presiding Bishop Sean Rowe] 1/
The energy I’m bringing into sermon writing today
January 17, 2026 at 6:21 PM
The energy I’m bringing into sermon writing today
We ALMOST got to 100. So close. But zero complaints
January 1, 2026 at 3:03 PM
We ALMOST got to 100. So close. But zero complaints
i should have won this round because mine was the real truth @hankgreen.bsky.social
January 1, 2026 at 3:21 AM
i should have won this round because mine was the real truth @hankgreen.bsky.social
December 24, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Idk I liked that Rutter to 3 Ships transition. It's like at a dance when after they slow song they play a club banger to get everyone back out on the floor.
Husband hid before I could make him two-step with me #9lc
Husband hid before I could make him two-step with me #9lc
December 24, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Idk I liked that Rutter to 3 Ships transition. It's like at a dance when after they slow song they play a club banger to get everyone back out on the floor.
Husband hid before I could make him two-step with me #9lc
Husband hid before I could make him two-step with me #9lc
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More Rutter ahead! Dormi Jesu is from Rutter's Folklore/Evermore era.
December 24, 2025 at 4:10 PM
More Rutter ahead! Dormi Jesu is from Rutter's Folklore/Evermore era.
December 24, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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is this a good time to bring up my favorite schoolboy bastardization of "while shepherds watched their flocks":
while shepherds washed their socks by night
all seated 'round the tub
the angel of the lord came down
and they began to scrub
#9lc
while shepherds washed their socks by night
all seated 'round the tub
the angel of the lord came down
and they began to scrub
#9lc
December 24, 2025 at 3:57 PM
is this a good time to bring up my favorite schoolboy bastardization of "while shepherds watched their flocks":
while shepherds washed their socks by night
all seated 'round the tub
the angel of the lord came down
and they began to scrub
#9lc
while shepherds washed their socks by night
all seated 'round the tub
the angel of the lord came down
and they began to scrub
#9lc
December 24, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I also love that scrolling through the feed, The Lamb universally turns the online church people into feral cursing wahoos.
The congregation was holding in their coughs. The internet anglicans were holding in there collective estatic growls of "f*ck yeeeeeeessssssss" #9lc ⚓
The congregation was holding in their coughs. The internet anglicans were holding in there collective estatic growls of "f*ck yeeeeeeessssssss" #9lc ⚓
December 24, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I also love that scrolling through the feed, The Lamb universally turns the online church people into feral cursing wahoos.
The congregation was holding in their coughs. The internet anglicans were holding in there collective estatic growls of "f*ck yeeeeeeessssssss" #9lc ⚓
The congregation was holding in their coughs. The internet anglicans were holding in there collective estatic growls of "f*ck yeeeeeeessssssss" #9lc ⚓