Byron Magrane
@byronm19.bsky.social
Family man, Red Sox fan, TV and pop culture maven. Not necessarily in that order. Will write for food. These tweets are my own.
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Q: Why did Donald Trump bury Ivana on one of his golf courses?
A: So he could still cheat on her.
A: So he could still cheat on her.
November 26, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Q: Why did Donald Trump bury Ivana on one of his golf courses?
A: So he could still cheat on her.
A: So he could still cheat on her.
The cool thing about Thanksgiving week is that it kicks off where we get a bunch of time off from work.
Then MLK weekend hits and nothing until Memorial Day.
We should do something about that.
Then MLK weekend hits and nothing until Memorial Day.
We should do something about that.
November 26, 2025 at 5:39 PM
The cool thing about Thanksgiving week is that it kicks off where we get a bunch of time off from work.
Then MLK weekend hits and nothing until Memorial Day.
We should do something about that.
Then MLK weekend hits and nothing until Memorial Day.
We should do something about that.
Every meal is a pre-run meal if you put off running.
November 22, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Every meal is a pre-run meal if you put off running.
Robert Plant: communication breakdown! It’s always the same! Having another breakdown, drives me insane!
Verizon help desk: sir, please calm down, take it one step at a time and tell me if your modem is working.
Verizon help desk: sir, please calm down, take it one step at a time and tell me if your modem is working.
November 21, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Robert Plant: communication breakdown! It’s always the same! Having another breakdown, drives me insane!
Verizon help desk: sir, please calm down, take it one step at a time and tell me if your modem is working.
Verizon help desk: sir, please calm down, take it one step at a time and tell me if your modem is working.
@jessethorn.bsky.social I’m about a third of the way through this week’s DoughBoys and your stories about Bill Withers and Dustin Diamond are amazing.
You’re truly a terrific storyteller.
Any plans for a book about the 25 years of Bullseye with tales like these?
You’re truly a terrific storyteller.
Any plans for a book about the 25 years of Bullseye with tales like these?
November 21, 2025 at 1:22 AM
@jessethorn.bsky.social I’m about a third of the way through this week’s DoughBoys and your stories about Bill Withers and Dustin Diamond are amazing.
You’re truly a terrific storyteller.
Any plans for a book about the 25 years of Bullseye with tales like these?
You’re truly a terrific storyteller.
Any plans for a book about the 25 years of Bullseye with tales like these?
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What? No. This sounds fucking disgusting.
November 9, 2025 at 12:49 AM
What? No. This sounds fucking disgusting.
It’s possible to get Stockholm Syndrome from a book, right?
November 4, 2025 at 8:44 PM
It’s possible to get Stockholm Syndrome from a book, right?
You know what, I wish the World Series was best of nine games this year.
November 3, 2025 at 12:30 AM
You know what, I wish the World Series was best of nine games this year.
In what might be his last start in his HoF career, Max Scherzer is taking the bump tonight against Shohei Ohtani in Game 7 of the World Series.
I don’t even know what else to say.
I don’t even know what else to say.
November 1, 2025 at 6:34 PM
In what might be his last start in his HoF career, Max Scherzer is taking the bump tonight against Shohei Ohtani in Game 7 of the World Series.
I don’t even know what else to say.
I don’t even know what else to say.
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AI sitcom accidentally a Lynchian fever dream. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and insane lament.
October 29, 2025 at 9:47 PM
AI sitcom accidentally a Lynchian fever dream. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and insane lament.
The fast talking star of “Wedding Crashers” is the plain-speaking, no BS, down home mobile providing pitch man?
Tom Green too busy?
Tom Green too busy?
October 29, 2025 at 2:17 AM
The fast talking star of “Wedding Crashers” is the plain-speaking, no BS, down home mobile providing pitch man?
Tom Green too busy?
Tom Green too busy?
I have to watch more television and pay better attention to stuff.
I settled in for a night of laughs and fired up what I thought was a “Derry Girls” spinoff called “Welcome to Derry”.
Gang, it’s not.
I settled in for a night of laughs and fired up what I thought was a “Derry Girls” spinoff called “Welcome to Derry”.
Gang, it’s not.
October 28, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I have to watch more television and pay better attention to stuff.
I settled in for a night of laughs and fired up what I thought was a “Derry Girls” spinoff called “Welcome to Derry”.
Gang, it’s not.
I settled in for a night of laughs and fired up what I thought was a “Derry Girls” spinoff called “Welcome to Derry”.
Gang, it’s not.
My favorite part of going for a run, you ask? The procrastination part, my dear boy.
October 25, 2025 at 3:13 PM
My favorite part of going for a run, you ask? The procrastination part, my dear boy.
In the 1960s Marvel introduced a ton of cool villains like Dr. Doom, Magneto and the Green Goblin. They also created one called Paste Pot Pete.
I think about Stan Lee coming up with this name when I’m overwhelmed at work.
I think about Stan Lee coming up with this name when I’m overwhelmed at work.
October 22, 2025 at 12:57 PM
In the 1960s Marvel introduced a ton of cool villains like Dr. Doom, Magneto and the Green Goblin. They also created one called Paste Pot Pete.
I think about Stan Lee coming up with this name when I’m overwhelmed at work.
I think about Stan Lee coming up with this name when I’m overwhelmed at work.
Jack Tripper
Jack T. Ripper
Jack the Ripper!
Tip: watch Three’s Company and imagine John Ritter as a time traveling Jack the Ripper murdering roommates and dates offscreen during the 70s/80s in Los Angeles.
Jack T. Ripper
Jack the Ripper!
Tip: watch Three’s Company and imagine John Ritter as a time traveling Jack the Ripper murdering roommates and dates offscreen during the 70s/80s in Los Angeles.
October 20, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Jack Tripper
Jack T. Ripper
Jack the Ripper!
Tip: watch Three’s Company and imagine John Ritter as a time traveling Jack the Ripper murdering roommates and dates offscreen during the 70s/80s in Los Angeles.
Jack T. Ripper
Jack the Ripper!
Tip: watch Three’s Company and imagine John Ritter as a time traveling Jack the Ripper murdering roommates and dates offscreen during the 70s/80s in Los Angeles.
For a dog that loves chewing on paper towels (she doesn’t swallow them) Sunny sure is bashful about her favorite thing.
October 18, 2025 at 2:03 PM
For a dog that loves chewing on paper towels (she doesn’t swallow them) Sunny sure is bashful about her favorite thing.
Man if I was even a little bit competent at Photoshop, this idea would hit: Bronny James Dio.
Huh? Huh?*
* I have to be the one millionth person to think of this.
Huh? Huh?*
* I have to be the one millionth person to think of this.
October 17, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Man if I was even a little bit competent at Photoshop, this idea would hit: Bronny James Dio.
Huh? Huh?*
* I have to be the one millionth person to think of this.
Huh? Huh?*
* I have to be the one millionth person to think of this.
Being a doctor in the 1920s and 30s was fucking wild. This excerpt is from a Walt Disney biography. Roy is his brother.
September 26, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Being a doctor in the 1920s and 30s was fucking wild. This excerpt is from a Walt Disney biography. Roy is his brother.
The farmer who came up with pick-your-own-apples was a genius.
Farmer: Hey! Come here and pick apples in my orchard! We have a ton and I want them gone.
Dude: Sure. How much do you pay?
Farmer: Buddy, you’re going to pay me! Your wife will love it!
Dude: Am I missing football?
Farmer: Yup!
Farmer: Hey! Come here and pick apples in my orchard! We have a ton and I want them gone.
Dude: Sure. How much do you pay?
Farmer: Buddy, you’re going to pay me! Your wife will love it!
Dude: Am I missing football?
Farmer: Yup!
September 26, 2025 at 5:07 PM
The farmer who came up with pick-your-own-apples was a genius.
Farmer: Hey! Come here and pick apples in my orchard! We have a ton and I want them gone.
Dude: Sure. How much do you pay?
Farmer: Buddy, you’re going to pay me! Your wife will love it!
Dude: Am I missing football?
Farmer: Yup!
Farmer: Hey! Come here and pick apples in my orchard! We have a ton and I want them gone.
Dude: Sure. How much do you pay?
Farmer: Buddy, you’re going to pay me! Your wife will love it!
Dude: Am I missing football?
Farmer: Yup!
“The Morning Show” could be the most bonkers dumb show I’ve ever watched.
I can’t believe real-life adults actually write this dog shit.
I can’t believe real-life adults actually write this dog shit.
September 23, 2025 at 12:22 AM
“The Morning Show” could be the most bonkers dumb show I’ve ever watched.
I can’t believe real-life adults actually write this dog shit.
I can’t believe real-life adults actually write this dog shit.
Answer: Sheet cake.
Question: what does the Klan serve for dessert?
Question: what does the Klan serve for dessert?
September 19, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Answer: Sheet cake.
Question: what does the Klan serve for dessert?
Question: what does the Klan serve for dessert?
Doctor Policeman: my diagnosis? Murder.
Me (the corpse): I’d like a second opinion.
Me (the corpse): I’d like a second opinion.
September 17, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Doctor Policeman: my diagnosis? Murder.
Me (the corpse): I’d like a second opinion.
Me (the corpse): I’d like a second opinion.
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Me, the morning after 2 beers in my 20s: I’m just going for a 16 mile run
Me, the morning after 2 beers in my 40s: gather the children close to me, my time is at an end
Me, the morning after 2 beers in my 40s: gather the children close to me, my time is at an end
September 13, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Me, the morning after 2 beers in my 20s: I’m just going for a 16 mile run
Me, the morning after 2 beers in my 40s: gather the children close to me, my time is at an end
Me, the morning after 2 beers in my 40s: gather the children close to me, my time is at an end