Byron Magrane
@byronm19.bsky.social
Family man, Red Sox fan, TV and pop culture maven. Not necessarily in that order. Will write for food. These tweets are my own.
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🎶 You know the day destroys the night
Night divides the day.
Tried to run!
Tried to hide!
Break on through to the other side.
Break on through to the other side.
Break on through to the other side. Yeah. 🎶
Night divides the day.
Tried to run!
Tried to hide!
Break on through to the other side.
Break on through to the other side.
Break on through to the other side. Yeah. 🎶
November 23, 2025 at 4:51 AM
🎶 You know the day destroys the night
Night divides the day.
Tried to run!
Tried to hide!
Break on through to the other side.
Break on through to the other side.
Break on through to the other side. Yeah. 🎶
Night divides the day.
Tried to run!
Tried to hide!
Break on through to the other side.
Break on through to the other side.
Break on through to the other side. Yeah. 🎶
What? No. This sounds fucking disgusting.
November 9, 2025 at 12:49 AM
What? No. This sounds fucking disgusting.
For a dog that loves chewing on paper towels (she doesn’t swallow them) Sunny sure is bashful about her favorite thing.
October 18, 2025 at 2:03 PM
For a dog that loves chewing on paper towels (she doesn’t swallow them) Sunny sure is bashful about her favorite thing.
I didn’t know that’s what they were called.
I nabbed these shots about a month ago.
I nabbed these shots about a month ago.
October 2, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I didn’t know that’s what they were called.
I nabbed these shots about a month ago.
I nabbed these shots about a month ago.
Being a doctor in the 1920s and 30s was fucking wild. This excerpt is from a Walt Disney biography. Roy is his brother.
September 26, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Being a doctor in the 1920s and 30s was fucking wild. This excerpt is from a Walt Disney biography. Roy is his brother.
For about a year I worked at an office in front of the Teddie PB plant. For eight (?) of those 12 months every time I’d leave the building I’d wonder “why does it smell like peanuts around here again?”
Then one day I saw this giant sign.
I’d be a hell of a detective.
Then one day I saw this giant sign.
I’d be a hell of a detective.
September 3, 2025 at 5:45 PM
For about a year I worked at an office in front of the Teddie PB plant. For eight (?) of those 12 months every time I’d leave the building I’d wonder “why does it smell like peanuts around here again?”
Then one day I saw this giant sign.
I’d be a hell of a detective.
Then one day I saw this giant sign.
I’d be a hell of a detective.
I never thought I’d live long enough to see this day.
August 20, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I never thought I’d live long enough to see this day.
Whoa! Where do you think you’re going, Henderson?
August 6, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Whoa! Where do you think you’re going, Henderson?
🎶 And she’s buyyyyyying a … 🎶
July 24, 2025 at 9:09 PM
🎶 And she’s buyyyyyying a … 🎶
My friend: dude, you gotta check out these new Flossers from Market Basket. They’re crazy awesome!
Me (who has been around the block, flosser-wise): Sure, I guess they’re …
Me (who has been around the block, flosser-wise): Sure, I guess they’re …
June 9, 2025 at 3:44 PM
My friend: dude, you gotta check out these new Flossers from Market Basket. They’re crazy awesome!
Me (who has been around the block, flosser-wise): Sure, I guess they’re …
Me (who has been around the block, flosser-wise): Sure, I guess they’re …
Three years ago I was hard at work finishing @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social book.
June 3, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Three years ago I was hard at work finishing @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social book.
AI, create something made of porcelain that encapsulates every single thing I hate.
May 22, 2025 at 1:51 AM
AI, create something made of porcelain that encapsulates every single thing I hate.
“You’ll always return to your dark master: the cocoa bean.”
May 18, 2025 at 9:16 PM
“You’ll always return to your dark master: the cocoa bean.”
The new Pope is Pope @michaelianblack.bsky.social
May 8, 2025 at 4:27 PM
The new Pope is Pope @michaelianblack.bsky.social
After about 36 years the mark is gone but for a long time I had a gray scar on the palm of my hand.
January 23, 2025 at 4:02 PM
After about 36 years the mark is gone but for a long time I had a gray scar on the palm of my hand.
Looks like SiriusXM gets their music from BestBuy too!
January 15, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Looks like SiriusXM gets their music from BestBuy too!
What the sweet hell is this?
December 23, 2024 at 4:17 PM
What the sweet hell is this?
You can say that again, brother.
November 29, 2024 at 12:44 PM
You can say that again, brother.