Byron 🇲🇽✡️
@byron2284.bsky.social
“The music- if you can call it that- physically assaults anyone dumb enough to listen”
Casualties 13:12
Casualties 13:12
February 9, 2026 at 3:07 AM
New England Patriots: the losingest Super Bowl franchise
February 9, 2026 at 2:59 AM
New England Patriots: the losingest Super Bowl franchise
@drewmagary.bsky.social world’s shortest QB School this week, right?
February 9, 2026 at 2:16 AM
@drewmagary.bsky.social world’s shortest QB School this week, right?
Watching the prostate cancer “finger free” testing ad
a man with a mullet is saying yes .
ALT: a man with a mullet is saying yes .
media.tenor.com
February 9, 2026 at 1:56 AM
Watching the prostate cancer “finger free” testing ad
Sports betting has reached the pets, as I’m pretty sure my dog has bet the mortgage on the #PuppyBowl (just based on her intensity while watching)
February 8, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Sports betting has reached the pets, as I’m pretty sure my dog has bet the mortgage on the #PuppyBowl (just based on her intensity while watching)
@scoutingtherefs.bsky.social
One of the referees in the women’s Olympic tournament is wearing a full bubble shield… how does she get her whistle to her mouth??
One of the referees in the women’s Olympic tournament is wearing a full bubble shield… how does she get her whistle to her mouth??
February 7, 2026 at 10:07 PM
@scoutingtherefs.bsky.social
One of the referees in the women’s Olympic tournament is wearing a full bubble shield… how does she get her whistle to her mouth??
One of the referees in the women’s Olympic tournament is wearing a full bubble shield… how does she get her whistle to her mouth??
Shoutout to Lupe Tortilla near the Domain! Should’ve gone to Mighty Fine tho, imo
I am being dead serious. Judd Stone allegedly talked about this asteroid fantasy so often that the agency's No. 2, Brent Webster, discussed it with him and, later fearing for his and his family's safety, consulted with other top officials in the AG's office.
February 7, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Shoutout to Lupe Tortilla near the Domain! Should’ve gone to Mighty Fine tho, imo
It’s gotta be exhausting to bend one’s self into a pretzel to defend/deflect/justify this doddering old prodphile’s actions only for him to be like “I said what I said”
Truly the dumbest and most madochistic assholes.
Truly the dumbest and most madochistic assholes.
Q: A number of Republicans are calling on you to apologize for that post. Is that something you're going to do?
Trump: No, I didn't make a mistake. It was fine. I guess it was a takeoff from The Lion King. And certainly it was a very strong post
Trump: No, I didn't make a mistake. It was fine. I guess it was a takeoff from The Lion King. And certainly it was a very strong post
February 7, 2026 at 1:53 AM
It’s gotta be exhausting to bend one’s self into a pretzel to defend/deflect/justify this doddering old prodphile’s actions only for him to be like “I said what I said”
Truly the dumbest and most madochistic assholes.
Truly the dumbest and most madochistic assholes.
“Street interviewer, debater” AKA a professional pain in the ass
February 6, 2026 at 5:08 PM
“Street interviewer, debater” AKA a professional pain in the ass
Olympic hockey is on let’s fuckin GOOOOOOOOO 🇺🇸🇺🇸
February 5, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Olympic hockey is on let’s fuckin GOOOOOOOOO 🇺🇸🇺🇸
@dennycarter.bsky.social nailed it. We’re all along for his depression journey, unfortunately.
February 5, 2026 at 2:41 AM
@dennycarter.bsky.social nailed it. We’re all along for his depression journey, unfortunately.
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If you are in the Austin area next month I’ll be around talking about voting rights at the LBJ Library! Put it on your calendars!
The State of Voting Rights
2026 marks America's semi-quincentennial, and the LBJ Future Forum is marking the occasion by reflecting on the state of democracy after 250 years. Perhaps no piece of legislation reflects our politic...
www.lbjlibrary.org
February 4, 2026 at 11:40 PM
If you are in the Austin area next month I’ll be around talking about voting rights at the LBJ Library! Put it on your calendars!
Sugar In Your Gas Tank
I Wish That I Could See You Soon
And of course…
We Threw Gasoline On The Fire And Now We Have Stumps For Arms And No Eyebrows
I Wish That I Could See You Soon
And of course…
We Threw Gasoline On The Fire And Now We Have Stumps For Arms And No Eyebrows
Deleted a post about “what’s your least favorite song” because the vibes are bad enough already.
Instead: what’s your favorite song that has a long title, say at least 6 words long?
Mine: “Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town” (Pearl Jam)
Instead: what’s your favorite song that has a long title, say at least 6 words long?
Mine: “Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town” (Pearl Jam)
February 4, 2026 at 5:24 AM
Sugar In Your Gas Tank
I Wish That I Could See You Soon
And of course…
We Threw Gasoline On The Fire And Now We Have Stumps For Arms And No Eyebrows
I Wish That I Could See You Soon
And of course…
We Threw Gasoline On The Fire And Now We Have Stumps For Arms And No Eyebrows
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If Starbucks won’t respect workers at the bargaining table, they don’t deserve our clicks or orders.
Our call to action is simple:
📱 Delete the Starbucks app. #DeleteTheApp
bit.ly/deletetheapp
Our call to action is simple:
📱 Delete the Starbucks app. #DeleteTheApp
bit.ly/deletetheapp
February 3, 2026 at 2:10 AM
If Starbucks won’t respect workers at the bargaining table, they don’t deserve our clicks or orders.
Our call to action is simple:
📱 Delete the Starbucks app. #DeleteTheApp
bit.ly/deletetheapp
Our call to action is simple:
📱 Delete the Starbucks app. #DeleteTheApp
bit.ly/deletetheapp
1) Trump sues CBS, NOT Noah himself
2) he asks for, like, $10B
3) CBS settles in like 2 hours for like $30million
Like for later
2) he asks for, like, $10B
3) CBS settles in like 2 hours for like $30million
Like for later
Donald Trump threatens to sue Trevor Noah for telling jokes at the Grammy Awards. I'm sure the self-declared free speech absolutists will be rushing to Noah's defence at any moment.
February 2, 2026 at 9:12 PM
1) Trump sues CBS, NOT Noah himself
2) he asks for, like, $10B
3) CBS settles in like 2 hours for like $30million
Like for later
2) he asks for, like, $10B
3) CBS settles in like 2 hours for like $30million
Like for later
I hope they never experience a moment of comfort or peace the rest of their lives
BREAKING: The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raymundo Gutierrez.
Two CBP Agents Identified in Alex Pretti Shooting
The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raym...
www.propublica.org
February 2, 2026 at 12:06 AM
I hope they never experience a moment of comfort or peace the rest of their lives
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"It’s really a shame that I learned all of this too late."
Man Who Lost Everything In Crypto Just Wishes Several Thousand More People Had Warned Him
CHICAGO—Saying he had been absolutely blindsided by the sudden change in his fortunes, local 33-year-old Tyler Branton, a man who lost everything in cryptocurrencies, told reporters Thursday that he j...
theonion.com
January 31, 2026 at 11:38 PM
"It’s really a shame that I learned all of this too late."
But ahead of Hillary, which is all that matters
(I know it’s not Hillary’s movie, stop typing a dumb reply)
(I know it’s not Hillary’s movie, stop typing a dumb reply)
Melania currently the 8th worst movie of all time on Metacritic (17043 out of 17050), with a Metascore of 4.
January 31, 2026 at 2:19 AM
But ahead of Hillary, which is all that matters
(I know it’s not Hillary’s movie, stop typing a dumb reply)
(I know it’s not Hillary’s movie, stop typing a dumb reply)
Nobody is surprised that Coach T is missing the big game
January 31, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Nobody is surprised that Coach T is missing the big game
Denny won’t be happy until the Super Bowl is played as a Madden simulation
This is barely an exaggeration. I like to see the world's greatest athletes compete against each other, unencumbered by the elements. I'll go to prison for this stance if need be.
Got on my high horse about how weather games rule
And @dennycarter.bsky.social drools
www.thedrawplay.com/comic/weathe...
And @dennycarter.bsky.social drools
www.thedrawplay.com/comic/weathe...
January 30, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Denny won’t be happy until the Super Bowl is played as a Madden simulation
In a world full of moron takesmiths, EA is quite easily the dumbest.
January 29, 2026 at 8:06 PM
In a world full of moron takesmiths, EA is quite easily the dumbest.
@dameshek.bsky.social how far up Mt Pious does one have to reside to put out takes like this
January 29, 2026 at 5:10 PM
@dameshek.bsky.social how far up Mt Pious does one have to reside to put out takes like this