Old Turty Bastard
@bwhiz.bsky.social
I’m just tryna make my momma proud.
I ain’t tryna let my momma down.
🧔🏽♀️🐻🌊🛶💅🏼🎿🏔️🎨🏕️⛓️🚴🏼♂️🍻
Not here to argue
Leadville, CO
I ain’t tryna let my momma down.
🧔🏽♀️🐻🌊🛶💅🏼🎿🏔️🎨🏕️⛓️🚴🏼♂️🍻
Not here to argue
Leadville, CO
Some words of positivity from my momma 🙏🏼
February 10, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Some words of positivity from my momma 🙏🏼
Thinking about what I could have done differently and I feel like posting a picture of the trophy jinxed me. It’s basically just like touching the Stanley Cup 😣
I didn’t know until today that you get your team name engraved on the trophy if you win the hogs league 🤩
February 10, 2026 at 4:30 AM
Thinking about what I could have done differently and I feel like posting a picture of the trophy jinxed me. It’s basically just like touching the Stanley Cup 😣
Brutal loss in the final four tonight. We were playing the number 1 overall seed who’s undefeated. We put 4 on them in the 2nd end and I thought we had them for sure. They got 3 on us on the next end, and then scored 4 in another. I feel like I was skipping too defensively and fucked us 😔🥌
February 10, 2026 at 3:53 AM
Brutal loss in the final four tonight. We were playing the number 1 overall seed who’s undefeated. We put 4 on them in the 2nd end and I thought we had them for sure. They got 3 on us on the next end, and then scored 4 in another. I feel like I was skipping too defensively and fucked us 😔🥌
The ice has a lot of crackle to it. It’s gonna be a slugfest tonight 😤💪🏼
two hockey players are sitting next to each other in a locker room . one of the players is wearing a mask .
ALT: two hockey players are sitting next to each other in a locker room . one of the players is wearing a mask .
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February 10, 2026 at 12:20 AM
The ice has a lot of crackle to it. It’s gonna be a slugfest tonight 😤💪🏼
I didn’t know until today that you get your team name engraved on the trophy if you win the hogs league 🤩
February 9, 2026 at 11:56 PM
I didn’t know until today that you get your team name engraved on the trophy if you win the hogs league 🤩
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true poasters don't need drafts
February 9, 2026 at 9:18 PM
true poasters don't need drafts
I’m riding with some guys who like to go fast and there’s no one on the mountain today so we’ve just been straight lining Super Bee all day. Adrenaline boner is rock hard rn 😮💨
February 9, 2026 at 8:04 PM
I’m riding with some guys who like to go fast and there’s no one on the mountain today so we’ve just been straight lining Super Bee all day. Adrenaline boner is rock hard rn 😮💨
Day 16: had the pleasure of riding with a Guinness world record holder
February 9, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Day 16: had the pleasure of riding with a Guinness world record holder
Wore my curling jersey skiing today for good luck 🥌🎿
February 9, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Wore my curling jersey skiing today for good luck 🥌🎿
The ice was looking rough after a handful of 45° days so we’re hoping a flood tonight will get the sheets playable for the final four and championship tomorrow night 🥌
February 9, 2026 at 4:33 AM
The ice was looking rough after a handful of 45° days so we’re hoping a flood tonight will get the sheets playable for the final four and championship tomorrow night 🥌
Lost in 2 games in a best of 3 😢
Holy shit. I made it to the finals!
Competing in the annual Leadville Super Bowl halftime crokinole tournament
February 9, 2026 at 2:34 AM
Lost in 2 games in a best of 3 😢
Holy shit. I made it to the finals!
Competing in the annual Leadville Super Bowl halftime crokinole tournament
February 9, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Holy shit. I made it to the finals!
Competing in the annual Leadville Super Bowl halftime crokinole tournament
February 9, 2026 at 1:22 AM
Competing in the annual Leadville Super Bowl halftime crokinole tournament
There’s few things better than skiing with be fellas 🙏🏼🎿
February 8, 2026 at 6:46 PM
There’s few things better than skiing with be fellas 🙏🏼🎿
Day 15: Super Bowl Sunday
February 8, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Day 15: Super Bowl Sunday
I think I’m gonna wear my D’Brickashaw jersey skiing today since it’s the Super Bowl 🛩️
February 8, 2026 at 2:49 PM
I think I’m gonna wear my D’Brickashaw jersey skiing today since it’s the Super Bowl 🛩️
Good morning from me and Jezmund 🥰
February 8, 2026 at 2:29 PM
Good morning from me and Jezmund 🥰
I think my favorite curling content of the Olympics might be the remixes of the old guy that’s pebbling the ice 🥌🚿
February 8, 2026 at 2:17 AM
I think my favorite curling content of the Olympics might be the remixes of the old guy that’s pebbling the ice 🥌🚿
Nice lil Saturday afternoon of reading with curling on in the background 🧘🏼♀️
February 7, 2026 at 10:33 PM
Nice lil Saturday afternoon of reading with curling on in the background 🧘🏼♀️
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UPDATED 🥌 STANDINGS
Here are the updated standings in mixed doubles curling.
Great Britain is clear of the field. Canada is in the middle of it all and finished against Sweden, Korea and Switzerland.
Here are the updated standings in mixed doubles curling.
Great Britain is clear of the field. Canada is in the middle of it all and finished against Sweden, Korea and Switzerland.
February 7, 2026 at 8:04 PM
UPDATED 🥌 STANDINGS
Here are the updated standings in mixed doubles curling.
Great Britain is clear of the field. Canada is in the middle of it all and finished against Sweden, Korea and Switzerland.
Here are the updated standings in mixed doubles curling.
Great Britain is clear of the field. Canada is in the middle of it all and finished against Sweden, Korea and Switzerland.
Sorry, they don’t sell liquor in the grocery stores
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
“More coming up, right after this break”
“More coming up, right after this break”
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"Place the period after the parenthetical."
"Place the period after the parenthetical."
February 7, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Sorry, they don’t sell liquor in the grocery stores
Thought my Shart Boys might get a kick out of this Reddit post
(Yes, I do wear bibs when I ski. No, I did not make this post. No need to update the log)
(Yes, I do wear bibs when I ski. No, I did not make this post. No need to update the log)
February 7, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Thought my Shart Boys might get a kick out of this Reddit post
(Yes, I do wear bibs when I ski. No, I did not make this post. No need to update the log)
(Yes, I do wear bibs when I ski. No, I did not make this post. No need to update the log)
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You should be required to house one beer during a curling time out
February 7, 2026 at 2:31 PM
You should be required to house one beer during a curling time out
I hate how often I have to ask myself “why the fuck did you put it here!?” whenever I find my shit I’m looking for before work in the morning 🤬
February 6, 2026 at 1:12 PM
I hate how often I have to ask myself “why the fuck did you put it here!?” whenever I find my shit I’m looking for before work in the morning 🤬