Old Turty Bastard
@bwhiz.bsky.social
I’m just tryna make my momma proud.
I ain’t tryna let my momma down.
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Not here to argue
Leadville, CO
I ain’t tryna let my momma down.
🧔🏽♀️🐻🌊🛶💅🏼🎿🏔️🎨🏕️⛓️🚴🏼♂️🍻
Not here to argue
Leadville, CO
I hate how often I have to ask myself “why the fuck did you put it here!?” whenever I find my shit I’m looking for before work in the morning 🤬
February 6, 2026 at 1:12 PM
I hate how often I have to ask myself “why the fuck did you put it here!?” whenever I find my shit I’m looking for before work in the morning 🤬
Time for Jammy Buffett! It might be too much of a deep cut, but I’m hoping for a jammed out Incommunicado
February 6, 2026 at 2:27 AM
Time for Jammy Buffett! It might be too much of a deep cut, but I’m hoping for a jammed out Incommunicado
@dijcrap.bsky.social just wanted to keep you #abreast of the situation… the coffee hit a little too hard today and the walk into my my first stop was a little dicey, but I made it in clean. No need to update the log
February 5, 2026 at 2:08 PM
@dijcrap.bsky.social just wanted to keep you #abreast of the situation… the coffee hit a little too hard today and the walk into my my first stop was a little dicey, but I made it in clean. No need to update the log
We’re right in the sweet spot where I get to watch the sunrise omw to work 🧘🏼♀️
February 5, 2026 at 2:03 PM
We’re right in the sweet spot where I get to watch the sunrise omw to work 🧘🏼♀️
Still buzzin off that win last night! It was so intense. Generally, in our league on the outdoor ice you might get 1 or 2 double takeouts during a match. There were 5 between the two teams last night. We were locked tf in 💪🏼🥌
It was an absolute battle tonight but we fucking did it!!! 🥌
February 5, 2026 at 12:44 PM
Still buzzin off that win last night! It was so intense. Generally, in our league on the outdoor ice you might get 1 or 2 double takeouts during a match. There were 5 between the two teams last night. We were locked tf in 💪🏼🥌
Some heady footy my roommates girlfriend got last night 🥌
February 5, 2026 at 12:40 PM
Some heady footy my roommates girlfriend got last night 🥌
It was an absolute battle tonight but we fucking did it!!! 🥌
February 5, 2026 at 4:32 AM
It was an absolute battle tonight but we fucking did it!!! 🥌
Got here a little early so i can see how the ice is sliding in the 6:30 match 🥌
February 5, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Got here a little early so i can see how the ice is sliding in the 6:30 match 🥌
Wild Bill’s was closed so we’re pivoting to good luck Taco Bell
I got a burger and fries from Wild Bills and a keef cola from the dispo before our win on Monday. I’m feeling superstitious so I think I gotta run it back tonight
February 5, 2026 at 2:07 AM
Wild Bill’s was closed so we’re pivoting to good luck Taco Bell
I got a burger and fries from Wild Bills and a keef cola from the dispo before our win on Monday. I’m feeling superstitious so I think I gotta run it back tonight
February 4, 2026 at 11:50 PM
I got a burger and fries from Wild Bills and a keef cola from the dispo before our win on Monday. I’m feeling superstitious so I think I gotta run it back tonight
They all have their own brooms, and I think at least 2 out of the 4 have curling shoes. They’re legit
Just saw that we’re matched up against our nemesis tonight! We lost to them in a double OT shootout first match of the season last year, and they beat us by one in the final four on their way to win the title. We also lost by 1 the 1st match this year. Tonight is the night we come out victorious! 🥌
a man wearing headphones with the words ladies and gentlemen prepare to witness the greatest happening in sport
ALT: a man wearing headphones with the words ladies and gentlemen prepare to witness the greatest happening in sport
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February 4, 2026 at 11:10 PM
They all have their own brooms, and I think at least 2 out of the 4 have curling shoes. They’re legit
Just saw that we’re matched up against our nemesis tonight! We lost to them in a double OT shootout first match of the season last year, and they beat us by one in the final four on their way to win the title. We also lost by 1 the 1st match this year. Tonight is the night we come out victorious! 🥌
a man wearing headphones with the words ladies and gentlemen prepare to witness the greatest happening in sport
ALT: a man wearing headphones with the words ladies and gentlemen prepare to witness the greatest happening in sport
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February 4, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Just saw that we’re matched up against our nemesis tonight! We lost to them in a double OT shootout first match of the season last year, and they beat us by one in the final four on their way to win the title. We also lost by 1 the 1st match this year. Tonight is the night we come out victorious! 🥌
Cookies have been acquired for tonight’s match 💪🏼🍪🥌 #cookiesareforwinners
February 4, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Cookies have been acquired for tonight’s match 💪🏼🍪🥌 #cookiesareforwinners
Any of my curlheads on here have any recs for people to follow on here for curling updates during the Olympics?
February 4, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Any of my curlheads on here have any recs for people to follow on here for curling updates during the Olympics?
The lights went out in town during one of our matches earlier this season. Basically no difference between the Olympics and the Leadville outdoor curling league 🥌
UPDATE: four minutes into the first event of the Winter Olympics, there has been a power outage
February 4, 2026 at 6:23 PM
The lights went out in town during one of our matches earlier this season. Basically no difference between the Olympics and the Leadville outdoor curling league 🥌
Breakfast of Champions
February 4, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Breakfast of Champions
Made my girlfriend watch the Any Given Sunday speech with me this morning #fightforthatinch 🥌 (she’s in round 2 of the playoffs tonight too)
February 4, 2026 at 1:25 PM
Made my girlfriend watch the Any Given Sunday speech with me this morning #fightforthatinch 🥌 (she’s in round 2 of the playoffs tonight too)
Waking up this morning like Yul Brenner. Round two of the playoffs tonight at 8! 💪🏼🥌
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"I see pride. I see power" - Cool Runnings
YouTube video by AwesomeSpeeches
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February 4, 2026 at 12:49 PM
Waking up this morning like Yul Brenner. Round two of the playoffs tonight at 8! 💪🏼🥌
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My girlfriend sent this picture to our friend who works at the paper and I think it’s gonna be in this week’s newspaper!
Ice prep for the playoffs. The ice is looking surprisingly great for it being a high of 40° today! 🥌
February 3, 2026 at 5:09 AM
My girlfriend sent this picture to our friend who works at the paper and I think it’s gonna be in this week’s newspaper!
Instagram really wants me to buy this shirt that says “wake up sluts it’s time to sin” and I have to be honest, I’m very tempted
February 3, 2026 at 5:02 AM
Instagram really wants me to buy this shirt that says “wake up sluts it’s time to sin” and I have to be honest, I’m very tempted
Winning a playoff curling match on the final hammer has me feeling like King Kong rn 💪🏼🔨🥌
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February 3, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Winning a playoff curling match on the final hammer has me feeling like King Kong rn 💪🏼🔨🥌
Quick, all my curlheads, how do I give our sheet an advantageous pebble?? (I’m not sure if that’s even possible) 💧🥌💧
February 3, 2026 at 12:36 AM
Quick, all my curlheads, how do I give our sheet an advantageous pebble?? (I’m not sure if that’s even possible) 💧🥌💧
Ice prep for the playoffs. The ice is looking surprisingly great for it being a high of 40° today! 🥌
February 3, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Ice prep for the playoffs. The ice is looking surprisingly great for it being a high of 40° today! 🥌