Old Turty Bastard
@bwhiz.bsky.social
I’m just tryna make my momma proud.
I ain’t tryna let my momma down.
🧔🏽♀️🐻🌊🛶💅🏼🎿🏔️🎨🏕️⛓️🚴🏼♂️🍻
Not here to argue
Leadville, CO
I ain’t tryna let my momma down.
🧔🏽♀️🐻🌊🛶💅🏼🎿🏔️🎨🏕️⛓️🚴🏼♂️🍻
Not here to argue
Leadville, CO
Wore my curling jersey skiing today for good luck 🥌🎿
February 9, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Wore my curling jersey skiing today for good luck 🥌🎿
The ice was looking rough after a handful of 45° days so we’re hoping a flood tonight will get the sheets playable for the final four and championship tomorrow night 🥌
February 9, 2026 at 4:33 AM
The ice was looking rough after a handful of 45° days so we’re hoping a flood tonight will get the sheets playable for the final four and championship tomorrow night 🥌
Lost in 2 games in a best of 3 😢
Holy shit. I made it to the finals!
Competing in the annual Leadville Super Bowl halftime crokinole tournament
February 9, 2026 at 2:34 AM
Lost in 2 games in a best of 3 😢
Holy shit. I made it to the finals!
Competing in the annual Leadville Super Bowl halftime crokinole tournament
February 9, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Holy shit. I made it to the finals!
Competing in the annual Leadville Super Bowl halftime crokinole tournament
February 9, 2026 at 1:22 AM
Competing in the annual Leadville Super Bowl halftime crokinole tournament
There’s few things better than skiing with be fellas 🙏🏼🎿
February 8, 2026 at 6:46 PM
There’s few things better than skiing with be fellas 🙏🏼🎿
Day 15: Super Bowl Sunday
February 8, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Day 15: Super Bowl Sunday
I think I’m gonna wear my D’Brickashaw jersey skiing today since it’s the Super Bowl 🛩️
February 8, 2026 at 2:49 PM
I think I’m gonna wear my D’Brickashaw jersey skiing today since it’s the Super Bowl 🛩️
Good morning from me and Jezmund 🥰
February 8, 2026 at 2:29 PM
Good morning from me and Jezmund 🥰
I think my favorite curling content of the Olympics might be the remixes of the old guy that’s pebbling the ice 🥌🚿
February 8, 2026 at 2:17 AM
I think my favorite curling content of the Olympics might be the remixes of the old guy that’s pebbling the ice 🥌🚿
Nice lil Saturday afternoon of reading with curling on in the background 🧘🏼♀️
February 7, 2026 at 10:33 PM
Nice lil Saturday afternoon of reading with curling on in the background 🧘🏼♀️
Reposted by Old Turty Bastard
UPDATED 🥌 STANDINGS
Here are the updated standings in mixed doubles curling.
Great Britain is clear of the field. Canada is in the middle of it all and finished against Sweden, Korea and Switzerland.
Here are the updated standings in mixed doubles curling.
Great Britain is clear of the field. Canada is in the middle of it all and finished against Sweden, Korea and Switzerland.
February 7, 2026 at 8:04 PM
UPDATED 🥌 STANDINGS
Here are the updated standings in mixed doubles curling.
Great Britain is clear of the field. Canada is in the middle of it all and finished against Sweden, Korea and Switzerland.
Here are the updated standings in mixed doubles curling.
Great Britain is clear of the field. Canada is in the middle of it all and finished against Sweden, Korea and Switzerland.
Sorry, they don’t sell liquor in the grocery stores
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
“More coming up, right after this break”
“More coming up, right after this break”
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"Place the period after the parenthetical."
"Place the period after the parenthetical."
February 7, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Sorry, they don’t sell liquor in the grocery stores
Thought my Shart Boys might get a kick out of this Reddit post
(Yes, I do wear bibs when I ski. No, I did not make this post. No need to update the log)
(Yes, I do wear bibs when I ski. No, I did not make this post. No need to update the log)
February 7, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Thought my Shart Boys might get a kick out of this Reddit post
(Yes, I do wear bibs when I ski. No, I did not make this post. No need to update the log)
(Yes, I do wear bibs when I ski. No, I did not make this post. No need to update the log)
Reposted by Old Turty Bastard
You should be required to house one beer during a curling time out
February 7, 2026 at 2:31 PM
You should be required to house one beer during a curling time out
I hate how often I have to ask myself “why the fuck did you put it here!?” whenever I find my shit I’m looking for before work in the morning 🤬
February 6, 2026 at 1:12 PM
I hate how often I have to ask myself “why the fuck did you put it here!?” whenever I find my shit I’m looking for before work in the morning 🤬
Time for Jammy Buffett! It might be too much of a deep cut, but I’m hoping for a jammed out Incommunicado
February 6, 2026 at 2:27 AM
Time for Jammy Buffett! It might be too much of a deep cut, but I’m hoping for a jammed out Incommunicado
@dijcrap.bsky.social just wanted to keep you #abreast of the situation… the coffee hit a little too hard today and the walk into my my first stop was a little dicey, but I made it in clean. No need to update the log
February 5, 2026 at 2:08 PM
@dijcrap.bsky.social just wanted to keep you #abreast of the situation… the coffee hit a little too hard today and the walk into my my first stop was a little dicey, but I made it in clean. No need to update the log
We’re right in the sweet spot where I get to watch the sunrise omw to work 🧘🏼♀️
February 5, 2026 at 2:03 PM
We’re right in the sweet spot where I get to watch the sunrise omw to work 🧘🏼♀️
Still buzzin off that win last night! It was so intense. Generally, in our league on the outdoor ice you might get 1 or 2 double takeouts during a match. There were 5 between the two teams last night. We were locked tf in 💪🏼🥌
It was an absolute battle tonight but we fucking did it!!! 🥌
February 5, 2026 at 12:44 PM
Still buzzin off that win last night! It was so intense. Generally, in our league on the outdoor ice you might get 1 or 2 double takeouts during a match. There were 5 between the two teams last night. We were locked tf in 💪🏼🥌
Some heady footy my roommates girlfriend got last night 🥌
February 5, 2026 at 12:40 PM
Some heady footy my roommates girlfriend got last night 🥌
It was an absolute battle tonight but we fucking did it!!! 🥌
February 5, 2026 at 4:32 AM
It was an absolute battle tonight but we fucking did it!!! 🥌
Got here a little early so i can see how the ice is sliding in the 6:30 match 🥌
February 5, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Got here a little early so i can see how the ice is sliding in the 6:30 match 🥌