Old Turty Bastard
@bwhiz.bsky.social
I’m just tryna make my momma proud.
I ain’t tryna let my momma down.
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Not here to argue
Leadville, CO
I ain’t tryna let my momma down.
🧔🏽♀️🐻🌊🛶💅🏼🎿🏔️🎨🏕️⛓️🚴🏼♂️🍻
Not here to argue
Leadville, CO
I hate buying donuts in the grocery store bc sometimes they’re not labeled right and they got me buying a donut I thought was filled but I bite into it and it’s empty 🤬
November 19, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I hate buying donuts in the grocery store bc sometimes they’re not labeled right and they got me buying a donut I thought was filled but I bite into it and it’s empty 🤬
There’s a certain way some guys talk about skiing/snowboarding where I almost immediately thing to myself, “this guy fucking sucks”
November 19, 2025 at 4:25 AM
There’s a certain way some guys talk about skiing/snowboarding where I almost immediately thing to myself, “this guy fucking sucks”
Went and saw my friend’s movie screening at Outer Range. I very much knew she was a badass but I didn’t realize she’s like a badass among badasses 🏂🏔️⛷️
November 19, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Went and saw my friend’s movie screening at Outer Range. I very much knew she was a badass but I didn’t realize she’s like a badass among badasses 🏂🏔️⛷️
Just got done at the eye doctor and my contacts are going from -8.5 to -9.0 🫣
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November 19, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Just got done at the eye doctor and my contacts are going from -8.5 to -9.0 🫣
Just had this video pop up that I made of Ellie in one of my graphic design classes 🥹
November 18, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Just had this video pop up that I made of Ellie in one of my graphic design classes 🥹
I don’t wanna drive us back up to Leadville 😭😭😭
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November 17, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I don’t wanna drive us back up to Leadville 😭😭😭
When she says “I’m getting wasted, you’re getting wasted, I have no idea when we’re getting home” 🥵
November 17, 2025 at 6:25 AM
When she says “I’m getting wasted, you’re getting wasted, I have no idea when we’re getting home” 🥵
Shooting pool and getting real drunk like god intended 🙏🏼
November 17, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Shooting pool and getting real drunk like god intended 🙏🏼
Hockey is dope. Avs are dope. Denver sports are dope.
November 17, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Hockey is dope. Avs are dope. Denver sports are dope.
I don’t know if it’s the beard or the fact that I was 84 in football, but I have a big time man crush on Brent Burns 😮💨
November 17, 2025 at 3:40 AM
I don’t know if it’s the beard or the fact that I was 84 in football, but I have a big time man crush on Brent Burns 😮💨
This picture goes so mf hard 🤝
November 17, 2025 at 12:36 AM
This picture goes so mf hard 🤝
Gang shit, no lame shit 😤
November 16, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Gang shit, no lame shit 😤
Gang shit, no lame shit 😤
November 16, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Gang shit, no lame shit 😤
I really love bowling with Jill bc it’s something we can get competitive with. I dusted her in the first game, lost the second, and locked in the get the dub in the 3rd 🎳
November 16, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I really love bowling with Jill bc it’s something we can get competitive with. I dusted her in the first game, lost the second, and locked in the get the dub in the 3rd 🎳
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Then they put an evil cherry on top 😈
November 16, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Then they put an evil cherry on top 😈
Our hotel room this weekend has the rare double cuck chair! 👀
November 15, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Our hotel room this weekend has the rare double cuck chair! 👀
On our way down to Denver, baby!!! 🥳🙌🏼
This weekend is going to be so fucking sick. TAB Saturday night, (probably) Lucile’s for breakfast Sunday, bowling with my girlfriend, and then theater box seats I got through work for Avs Islanders Sunday night
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November 15, 2025 at 9:01 PM
On our way down to Denver, baby!!! 🥳🙌🏼
Done with work early today. Did some weed and I’m on the couch scrolling through my rafting videos 🌊🐀
November 14, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Done with work early today. Did some weed and I’m on the couch scrolling through my rafting videos 🌊🐀
Find you a nail tech like @telareadicculus.bsky.social 🤩
Thank you @bwhiz.bsky.social for posting those pics because my nails look SO GOOD right now 🥰
November 14, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Find you a nail tech like @telareadicculus.bsky.social 🤩
It’s pretty fuckin hot that my girlfriend has a 24 year old Forsberg Nordiques sweater 🥵🏒
November 13, 2025 at 10:12 PM
It’s pretty fuckin hot that my girlfriend has a 24 year old Forsberg Nordiques sweater 🥵🏒
I was trying to remember what song I knew Berber from and now I’m even more stoked
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November 13, 2025 at 2:11 PM
I was trying to remember what song I knew Berber from and now I’m even more stoked
youtu.be/vnulAutH0QY?...
youtu.be/vnulAutH0QY?...
November 13, 2025 at 12:52 PM