Old Turty Bastard
@bwhiz.bsky.social
I’m just tryna make my momma proud.
I ain’t tryna let my momma down.
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Not here to argue
Leadville, CO
I ain’t tryna let my momma down.
🧔🏽♀️🐻🌊🛶💅🏼🎿🏔️🎨🏕️⛓️🚴🏼♂️🍻
Not here to argue
Leadville, CO
lol it’s Achilles, knees, shoulder that I’m worried about
November 19, 2025 at 9:24 PM
lol it’s Achilles, knees, shoulder that I’m worried about
I’ve been a huge donut guy since middle school. My mom used to drop us off at the donut shop on Fridays and then we’d walk the rest of the way to school
November 19, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I’ve been a huge donut guy since middle school. My mom used to drop us off at the donut shop on Fridays and then we’d walk the rest of the way to school
It was awesome!! I’ll keep an eye out for when it goes up on YouTube!
November 19, 2025 at 3:53 AM
It was awesome!! I’ll keep an eye out for when it goes up on YouTube!
Blind as a bat! I’ve had glasses since kindergarten and contacts since 6th grade
November 19, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Blind as a bat! I’ve had glasses since kindergarten and contacts since 6th grade
It’s pretty fucking gross
a man wearing glasses and a black suit stands in front of a green field
ALT: a man wearing glasses and a black suit stands in front of a green field
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2025 at 4:21 PM
It’s pretty fucking gross
Do you think being 37 and dating a 19 year old is gross?
November 18, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Do you think being 37 and dating a 19 year old is gross?
No blue eyes? Stay the fuck out of my DMs then 😤🙅🏼♀️
November 18, 2025 at 4:06 PM
No blue eyes? Stay the fuck out of my DMs then 😤🙅🏼♀️
I hadn’t even thought about that! 🤔
November 17, 2025 at 3:29 AM
I hadn’t even thought about that! 🤔