Old Turty Bastard
@bwhiz.bsky.social
I’m just tryna make my momma proud.
I ain’t tryna let my momma down.
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Not here to argue
Leadville, CO
I ain’t tryna let my momma down.
🧔🏽♀️🐻🌊🛶💅🏼🎿🏔️🎨🏕️⛓️🚴🏼♂️🍻
Not here to argue
Leadville, CO
Went and saw my friend’s movie screening at Outer Range. I very much knew she was a badass but I didn’t realize she’s like a badass among badasses 🏂🏔️⛷️
November 19, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Went and saw my friend’s movie screening at Outer Range. I very much knew she was a badass but I didn’t realize she’s like a badass among badasses 🏂🏔️⛷️
Just had this video pop up that I made of Ellie in one of my graphic design classes 🥹
November 18, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Just had this video pop up that I made of Ellie in one of my graphic design classes 🥹
Shooting pool and getting real drunk like god intended 🙏🏼
November 17, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Shooting pool and getting real drunk like god intended 🙏🏼
Hockey is dope. Avs are dope. Denver sports are dope.
November 17, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Hockey is dope. Avs are dope. Denver sports are dope.
I don’t know if it’s the beard or the fact that I was 84 in football, but I have a big time man crush on Brent Burns 😮💨
November 17, 2025 at 3:40 AM
I don’t know if it’s the beard or the fact that I was 84 in football, but I have a big time man crush on Brent Burns 😮💨
This picture goes so mf hard 🤝
November 17, 2025 at 12:36 AM
This picture goes so mf hard 🤝
Gang shit, no lame shit 😤
November 16, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Gang shit, no lame shit 😤
Gang shit, no lame shit 😤
November 16, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Gang shit, no lame shit 😤
I really love bowling with Jill bc it’s something we can get competitive with. I dusted her in the first game, lost the second, and locked in the get the dub in the 3rd 🎳
November 16, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I really love bowling with Jill bc it’s something we can get competitive with. I dusted her in the first game, lost the second, and locked in the get the dub in the 3rd 🎳
Our hotel room this weekend has the rare double cuck chair! 👀
November 15, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Our hotel room this weekend has the rare double cuck chair! 👀
Done with work early today. Did some weed and I’m on the couch scrolling through my rafting videos 🌊🐀
November 14, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Done with work early today. Did some weed and I’m on the couch scrolling through my rafting videos 🌊🐀
It’s pretty fuckin hot that my girlfriend has a 24 year old Forsberg Nordiques sweater 🥵🏒
November 13, 2025 at 10:12 PM
It’s pretty fuckin hot that my girlfriend has a 24 year old Forsberg Nordiques sweater 🥵🏒
November 13, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Had to pause Billy to go look at the sky
November 12, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Had to pause Billy to go look at the sky
Last night was so much fucking fun! I accidentally danced my dick off 💃🏼🪩🕺🏼 #howyadern
November 9, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Last night was so much fucking fun! I accidentally danced my dick off 💃🏼🪩🕺🏼 #howyadern
Nbd, but I got the daily high score on my first try
November 9, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Nbd, but I got the daily high score on my first try
Still got a chance for Fox on the Run tonight, baby! 🦊🙌🏼
November 8, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Still got a chance for Fox on the Run tonight, baby! 🦊🙌🏼
Me going on a River Wonder Grass trip is going to happen within the next 5 years 🙏🏼
November 5, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Me going on a River Wonder Grass trip is going to happen within the next 5 years 🙏🏼
It upsets me more than it should that there was no mention of smoke shacks/doing weed in the trees with your friends in the replies to this post. Bunch of nerds 🥴
November 4, 2025 at 7:38 PM
It upsets me more than it should that there was no mention of smoke shacks/doing weed in the trees with your friends in the replies to this post. Bunch of nerds 🥴
lol I inadvertently made it on the Eggy ig story again last night 🐱🥚
November 3, 2025 at 12:19 AM
lol I inadvertently made it on the Eggy ig story again last night 🐱🥚
Some tripod pics I took in Dumbo years ago 📸
November 3, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Some tripod pics I took in Dumbo years ago 📸