@buttonballs.bsky.social
Ascension champion.
More like everybody else than anybody else.
More like everybody else than anybody else.
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One In, One Out
a person is standing in the middle of a galaxy with a purple background and a few stars
ALT: a person is standing in the middle of a galaxy with a purple background and a few stars
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February 15, 2025 at 5:46 PM
One In, One Out
Oral history…lol
February 11, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Oral history…lol
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Well, well, well. If it isn’t the consequences of my lifelong political apathy. And I see you brought an asteroid, too.
February 8, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Well, well, well. If it isn’t the consequences of my lifelong political apathy. And I see you brought an asteroid, too.
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Something to genuinely consider: if laws don't apply to them any more, why should they apply to us?
February 5, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Something to genuinely consider: if laws don't apply to them any more, why should they apply to us?
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Please read or listen to Robert Hubbell’s newsletter!
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The resistance begins to coalesce.
February 4, 2025
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February 4, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Please read or listen to Robert Hubbell’s newsletter!
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Good News For People Who Like Bad News
February 1, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Good News For People Who Like Bad News
Supersuckers
February 1, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Supersuckers
Sorry I’m a bit high right now I don’t understand what the fuck you’re on about.
January 30, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Sorry I’m a bit high right now I don’t understand what the fuck you’re on about.
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CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Years
CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Years
LANGLEY, VA—A report released Tuesday by the CIA’s Office of the Inspector General revealed that the CIA has mistakenly obscured hundreds of thousands of pages of critical intelligence information wit...
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January 23, 2025 at 11:57 PM
CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Years
Get some justice
January 22, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Get some justice
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Dear every fucking piece of technology,
I don't want to download an app.
I don't want to make an account.
I'm not turning on notifications unless I want to.
You dont need my location or permissions for everything.
Fuck off. Leave me alone. I will use you how I want.
I want dumb tech back!
I don't want to download an app.
I don't want to make an account.
I'm not turning on notifications unless I want to.
You dont need my location or permissions for everything.
Fuck off. Leave me alone. I will use you how I want.
I want dumb tech back!
January 13, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Dear every fucking piece of technology,
I don't want to download an app.
I don't want to make an account.
I'm not turning on notifications unless I want to.
You dont need my location or permissions for everything.
Fuck off. Leave me alone. I will use you how I want.
I want dumb tech back!
I don't want to download an app.
I don't want to make an account.
I'm not turning on notifications unless I want to.
You dont need my location or permissions for everything.
Fuck off. Leave me alone. I will use you how I want.
I want dumb tech back!
The fine line between being antisocial recluse to the point of embarrassing my wife at her staff Christmas party and being socially competent and outgoing to the point of impending aneurysm and bursting into flames laughing and seriously giving a fuck about the inane, jejeune stench of mendacity
December 29, 2024 at 1:51 AM
The fine line between being antisocial recluse to the point of embarrassing my wife at her staff Christmas party and being socially competent and outgoing to the point of impending aneurysm and bursting into flames laughing and seriously giving a fuck about the inane, jejeune stench of mendacity
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They want you divided, distracted, and angry at each other forever so you won’t notice they’re robbing you BLIND.
Thou Shalt NOT Let Billionaires Take Over the World!
“Let us all unite!”
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December 20, 2024 at 5:42 PM
They want you divided, distracted, and angry at each other forever so you won’t notice they’re robbing you BLIND.
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Delighted Health Insurance Executives Gather In Outdoor Coliseum To Watch Patient Battle Cancer
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December 19, 2024 at 10:05 PM
Delighted Health Insurance Executives Gather In Outdoor Coliseum To Watch Patient Battle Cancer
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Blue Moon Marquee
December 19, 2024 at 4:02 AM
Blue Moon Marquee
Moving In Stereo
December 19, 2024 at 2:25 AM
Moving In Stereo
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There are roughly 330M people in this country, and I realized this morning that for less than the cost of a cheap cup of coffee a day, a S. African billionaire was able to buy the Presidency, and in effect — the country. It’s both embarrassing and sad that, not only was it easy, but it was so cheap…
December 11, 2024 at 2:06 PM
There are roughly 330M people in this country, and I realized this morning that for less than the cost of a cheap cup of coffee a day, a S. African billionaire was able to buy the Presidency, and in effect — the country. It’s both embarrassing and sad that, not only was it easy, but it was so cheap…
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Opening a restaurant named ‘Peace and Quiet’ where kids meals cost $80
November 22, 2024 at 9:35 AM
Opening a restaurant named ‘Peace and Quiet’ where kids meals cost $80
It’s hard to believe such a calamity
November 21, 2024 at 12:00 AM
It’s hard to believe such a calamity