Armiger
@butchfemboy.bsky.social
Estrogenized catboy who reads about social sciences and writes stories about hot, insane people.
Assigned warrior poet by the homies
Peer-reviewed good at sex
Training to become a boat
Assigned warrior poet by the homies
Peer-reviewed good at sex
Training to become a boat
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the T in LGBTQ stands for thigh guy
December 2, 2025 at 10:52 PM
the T in LGBTQ stands for thigh guy
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We've had warmongering Presidents. We've had criminal Presidents. But I don't think we've ever had a warmongering, criminal President that also picked a fight with Franklin the Turtle.
December 2, 2025 at 8:33 PM
We've had warmongering Presidents. We've had criminal Presidents. But I don't think we've ever had a warmongering, criminal President that also picked a fight with Franklin the Turtle.
When you think about it, a prophet is the opposite of a vampire. They make a deal with God, they show up uninvited, they have magic and superpowers and can summon animals and plagues, and sometimes they give blood to do it instead of stealing it. Also, unlike vampires, prophets are the worst.
December 2, 2025 at 9:09 PM
When you think about it, a prophet is the opposite of a vampire. They make a deal with God, they show up uninvited, they have magic and superpowers and can summon animals and plagues, and sometimes they give blood to do it instead of stealing it. Also, unlike vampires, prophets are the worst.
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I think the two categories of animals are beasts and guys. Most animals are guys but the beasts you gotta watch out for
November 25, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I think the two categories of animals are beasts and guys. Most animals are guys but the beasts you gotta watch out for
Frankenstein, especially Del Toro's adaptation, is about mpreg, and how mpreg is not the same as being a father.
November 24, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Frankenstein, especially Del Toro's adaptation, is about mpreg, and how mpreg is not the same as being a father.
Thinking I need to get back to regularly both wearing makeup and smoking, and also being a vampire.
November 22, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Thinking I need to get back to regularly both wearing makeup and smoking, and also being a vampire.
"COLD RANGE!"
*Holds gun metrosexually*
*Holds gun metrosexually*
November 17, 2025 at 1:24 AM
"COLD RANGE!"
*Holds gun metrosexually*
*Holds gun metrosexually*
Not mens tits, not women's tits, but a secret third tit
November 16, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Not mens tits, not women's tits, but a secret third tit
Self-knowledge would be cooler if it didn't lead to new, less actionable forms of yearning.
November 16, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Self-knowledge would be cooler if it didn't lead to new, less actionable forms of yearning.
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things that are all about trying your best and having fun:
- war
- gender
- sex
- war
- gender
- sex
November 6, 2025 at 12:54 AM
things that are all about trying your best and having fun:
- war
- gender
- sex
- war
- gender
- sex
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In 99% of cases the death of a person is a tragedy. People are generally more complicated than we give them credit and most people are a mix of good and bad.
But not Dick Cheney. Rest in piss you evil bag of shit.
But not Dick Cheney. Rest in piss you evil bag of shit.
November 4, 2025 at 1:20 PM
In 99% of cases the death of a person is a tragedy. People are generally more complicated than we give them credit and most people are a mix of good and bad.
But not Dick Cheney. Rest in piss you evil bag of shit.
But not Dick Cheney. Rest in piss you evil bag of shit.
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prescribed HRT dose is simply a serving suggestion and we are all our own chefs
November 4, 2025 at 10:10 PM
prescribed HRT dose is simply a serving suggestion and we are all our own chefs
I think three years ago me would have been good at Seattle, but in the process of growing as a person and learning to love myself I have become someone who is bad at Seattle.
November 4, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I think three years ago me would have been good at Seattle, but in the process of growing as a person and learning to love myself I have become someone who is bad at Seattle.
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I would simply lure Mercedes Mone into taking contact damage from an environmental hazard and then grab all the belts when she drops them.
November 2, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I would simply lure Mercedes Mone into taking contact damage from an environmental hazard and then grab all the belts when she drops them.
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again man these people don't like trump because they have similar aesthetic tastes
they want to see certain people hurt
he promises to hurt those people
they want to see certain people hurt
he promises to hurt those people
The educated liberal big city US folks outraged at Trump's renovation of Lincoln bathroom really need to scroll some Facebook of their less established relatives and friends to see what kind of aesthetic resonates with Trump's target audience.
November 2, 2025 at 3:15 AM
again man these people don't like trump because they have similar aesthetic tastes
they want to see certain people hurt
he promises to hurt those people
they want to see certain people hurt
he promises to hurt those people
Whenever I and whoever I'm with get called "guys" at a restaurant, I play a little internal guessing game of "how pointed was the word 'guys'?"
October 31, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Whenever I and whoever I'm with get called "guys" at a restaurant, I play a little internal guessing game of "how pointed was the word 'guys'?"
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if only our modern would-be Pharaohs would embrace tradition and start drinking arsenic and mercury
Immortality is a child's answer to death anxiety, not a real thing with which humanity will ever have to contend. No king's alchemist ever granted him eternal life, and it isn't going to start happening now just because of Computer.
October 30, 2025 at 9:53 PM
if only our modern would-be Pharaohs would embrace tradition and start drinking arsenic and mercury
I want to fuck the boats, but boats aren't my wife.
October 30, 2025 at 5:49 AM
I want to fuck the boats, but boats aren't my wife.
MY WIFE
October 28, 2025 at 1:28 AM
MY WIFE
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i hate it when people give out reckless and irresponsible firearms advice online. you don't want to use anything less than .300wm when shooting appliances inside your home.
My personal recommendation on a response if your washer, refrigerator, or thermostat asks for your WiFi password or wants you to download an app. Use a 9mm or larger because you don't want them to suffer when you put them down.
Correction... when the thermostat died, the HVAC neighbor gave me an EcoBee smart thermostat. When it asked for the wifi password...
October 27, 2025 at 10:45 PM
i hate it when people give out reckless and irresponsible firearms advice online. you don't want to use anything less than .300wm when shooting appliances inside your home.
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my hardest to justify political line is that i will vote for any candidate who promises to construct insane superweapons. ICBMs aren't good enough. i want my tax dollars to go towards a Thor's Hammer on a perpetual dead man's switch permanently looming over the eastern seaboard.
October 25, 2025 at 2:07 AM
my hardest to justify political line is that i will vote for any candidate who promises to construct insane superweapons. ICBMs aren't good enough. i want my tax dollars to go towards a Thor's Hammer on a perpetual dead man's switch permanently looming over the eastern seaboard.
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I think "Off" would be a cute name for a submissive / masochistic pet girl because then you could make jokes about beating off.
You could even invite your friends over to beat off together.
You could even invite your friends over to beat off together.
October 25, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I think "Off" would be a cute name for a submissive / masochistic pet girl because then you could make jokes about beating off.
You could even invite your friends over to beat off together.
You could even invite your friends over to beat off together.
Simon "The Rock" Johnson
October 25, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Simon "The Rock" Johnson
Learning that I'm better at hitting things than I thought, which means I have to be a lot more careful about hitting things.
October 23, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Learning that I'm better at hitting things than I thought, which means I have to be a lot more careful about hitting things.