Burner
burner234567.bsky.social
Burner
@burner234567.bsky.social
he/him | roark 🫶
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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet???

Because they lactose
November 25, 2024 at 3:05 PM
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bluesky bios be like 100 years old puppydog brat tamer democrat, need a 20 year old white boy whose chest is primed to be shat on . 1/2 of Gay podcast
November 25, 2024 at 1:50 PM
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onika:
burgers on the menu tonight. either gonna do some blue cheese with balsamic drizzle or cheddar and caramelized onions… 🤤
November 25, 2024 at 2:29 AM
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can you believe a movie was allowed to be called Octopussy
November 24, 2024 at 5:27 AM
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Bands as transportation options, ranked in descending order of convenience:

Wings
UFO
Cars
Train
REO Speedwagon
Band of Horses
Jefferson Airplane
Jefferson Starship
Mountain Goats
Eagles
Rolling Stones
Mastodon
Dinosaur Jr
Led Zeppelin
Death Cab for Cutie
November 24, 2024 at 3:24 PM
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It should have gone:
Gladiator
Gladiators
Gladiator³
Gladiator Resurrection
November 24, 2024 at 11:28 AM
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I mag never know what taking the lyrics and holding space with it means and I don’t want to know what it means. Don’t tell me. I want this to remain confusing, chaotic and cringe to that special point where pain becomes pleasure
she was in too deep with her lie and couldn’t go back 😭
November 23, 2024 at 5:41 PM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
"But you're here with us
So, so are you"
November 24, 2024 at 3:57 AM
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can y’all watch them while I go smoke
November 24, 2024 at 12:53 AM
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i keep forgetting to do anything all day
November 23, 2024 at 10:56 PM
vi...
genuine question is elphaba able to get her green oussy ate or would be die
November 23, 2024 at 7:42 PM
Mama, a girl behind stew
November 23, 2024 at 6:43 AM
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greatly appreciate that my parents gave me Beach Boys tapes to listen to as a 5yo, with kid friendly themes like "let's go surfing" "driving your car fast is fun," "only you, a stranger, can help me get over my ex," "there is no point being alive if you break up with me," "Americans are just Hotter"
November 22, 2024 at 8:48 AM
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Sorry about the queue at Check-In. Anthony Kiedis from the Red Hot Chilli Peppers has severely overweight baggage, we’re just going to give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now…
November 22, 2024 at 2:33 PM
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the vibe on this app lowkey:
November 22, 2024 at 2:55 AM
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I can’t believe Bruno Mars hasn’t gotten the easiest bag of his career by putting out a holiday album.
November 22, 2024 at 1:26 PM
The replies to this are really interesting to me
What's the worst song of the year?
November 22, 2024 at 5:08 PM
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do you like Christmas music or do you just like 1940s and 1950s jazz and torch music and don’t realize it
November 21, 2024 at 3:39 AM
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sometimes I think about how weird music is. "ah yes, I enjoy listening to sounds sequenced in a specific way that triggers emotions in my brain." very normal
November 21, 2024 at 2:14 PM
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The real secret to the "Mediterranean diet" is eating equal qualities of pasta and antipasto so that they annihilate one another
November 21, 2024 at 1:42 PM
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It was the Busta Rhymes
It was the Wusta Rhymes
November 20, 2024 at 4:27 PM
November 21, 2024 at 2:33 AM
The movies are back
November 21, 2024 at 2:26 AM