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Jizzy McGuire
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Your locally-sourced beef | YYZ - dual Krakoan citizen | x-men | 🏉 rugby | bara titties
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Stop and smell the flowers
January 22, 2026 at 12:27 PM
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Happy anniversary ❤️
Well, it’s the 9th anniversary of this today. No special reason for mentioning it now, obviously
January 20, 2026 at 12:39 PM
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oh it's going to be a Recession recession
January 18, 2026 at 10:56 PM
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Minneapolis is a major center of urban Native America, with a higher percentage of Native residents than all but a handful of cities its size. ICE has been hassling them, dismissing tribal identifications and detaining at least four Oglala Sioux members. This has gone over as well as you'd think.
this is the sickest shit ive ever seen
January 18, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Over here fogging up gym mirrors on a Wednesday night.
January 15, 2026 at 1:39 AM
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December 23, 2025 at 8:57 AM
If you see this post your favourite final fantasy character.

Apparently airship captains are near the top of my pile.
December 24, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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We are the children of the loads they couldn’t refuse
December 20, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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God damn storm he’s already dead
December 16, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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Michael C. Rockefeller got shipwrecked in 1963, washed up on an island, and was promptly eaten by cannibals.
December 13, 2025 at 4:26 PM
It’s true, just ask Magneto. No one knows what magnets are.
Trump: "Nobody knows what magnets are."
November 25, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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Socialism is what they called public power.

Socialism is what they called social security.

Socialism is what they called the growth of free and independent labor organizations.

Socialism is their name for almost anything that helps all the people.

—Harry Truman, 1952
November 21, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I hear thicc boys cuddle real good.
November 20, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.
November 5, 2025 at 3:35 AM
More Zohran’s in elections after today! More Zohran’s in Canada!
Think back to how you felt a year ago when Trump was reelected.

Now think about how you feel after last night's election.

You volunteered. You went to protests. You didn't check out.

You put in the work required for our democracy — and it's paying off.

Remember this.
November 5, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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First inning and the quote of the night is: “ohhhhh he threw the ball so difficult for them!… that’s why they’re so mad.”
November 1, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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I see the American Fascists have joined the Italian Fascists in their weird obsession with thinking Tolkein is as fascist as them (which is a huge failure of reading on their part, but as we know, fascists can't read, so they never find out they are wrong).
DHS just posted a Lord of the Rings meme as an appeal to join ICE
October 30, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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Amazon just announced 14,000 layoffs. Its CEO made over $40M last year.

UPS announced 48,000 layoffs. Its CEO made over $24M last year.

Intel announced 20,000 layoffs. Its new CEO's pay package is valued at nearly $69M.

This is what I mean when I say the system is rigged.
October 29, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Schedule is calming down and post-season training is back in full force. See you on the road to Bingham.
October 28, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Someday I’ll meet an eligible bachelor that I like, and he’ll actually live in the same city/country as me. *sighs wistfully*
October 26, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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On this day in queer history: Oct 14, 1977

During a live TV appearance in Iowa, anti-gay activist Anita Bryant was hit with a pie in protest of her “Save Our Children” campaign. A sweet moment of queer resistance.

#QueerHistory #LGBTQHistory #QueerResistance #AnitaBryant
October 14, 2025 at 6:20 AM
And a happy birthday it was.
September 15, 2025 at 10:34 PM
It’s my birthday soon, and gosh I’d love it if you’d… 👉👈
i 👏 love 👏 fucking 👏 butts 👏

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September 12, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Get over here.
July 31, 2025 at 1:05 PM