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Chris B
@burchris.bsky.social
Wrote a few horror movies with names like HALLOW'S END and CANNIBAL TABOO (if you've seen either all the way through, I commend you).

Pro-humanity, Anti-theist, Anti-centrist. I have a cat.

If you follow me and smell like a bot, I will block you.
Public Domain Day 2026!
YouTube video by Steve Shives
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January 2, 2026 at 4:11 AM
There's this trend I've noticed in YouTube videos, where the YouTuber is presenting their Christmas present haul or their workspace upgrades or whatever, but feels the need to announce beforehand that they're not bragging.

What, are you EIGHT?
January 2, 2026 at 3:45 AM
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Kitty tries to feed her pet snake.
#cats #kittens
January 2, 2026 at 3:37 AM
And honesty, same for Biden. Dude funded, armed, and lied about a literal genocide, fought all efforts to end it, and demonized those who opposed it. I don't care that he reminds so many normie Dems of their kindly old "Gampaw." He's the fucking Devil.
He lied to the world to excuse the murder of one million innocent people.

George W Bush is worse than ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND CHARLES MANSONS.

Stop rehabilitating despots because they're fucking polite.
Not a fan of Bush but he was a step up from what we got now.
January 2, 2026 at 3:39 AM
The Exorcist Theme on church organ (Tubular Bells opening theme)
YouTube video by Theo Hes
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January 2, 2026 at 3:06 AM
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Source: alex2xander on tumblr
January 1, 2026 at 2:39 PM
My neighborhood Target no longer carries fun size Three Musketeers but continues to carry fun size Milky Way bars.

The universe doesn't make a lick of sense.
January 2, 2026 at 1:18 AM
I know it's beating a dead horse at this point, but I am endlessly frustrated by the bottomless depth of right-wing cruelty, ignorance, delusion, and outright fucking evil. The second you register as a Republican, you are openly embracing racism, misogyny, oligarchy, and sadism. Fuck you.
January 2, 2026 at 12:56 AM
Snowball saw how wet it was outside that he decided to stick to the porch. (He did gradually make his way out onto the lawn, but it makes for a folksier story if I omit that part.)
January 2, 2026 at 12:21 AM
They could make so much money by selling a less-pointy Hershey's Kiss.
January 1, 2026 at 11:49 PM
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This is the MO of much of the reactionary centrist crowd, supporting monstrous policies but pushing them with a veneer of civility.
Mamdani: For too long, those fluent in the good grammar of civility have deployed decorum to mask agendas of cruelty
January 1, 2026 at 11:32 PM
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Mayor Mamdani has nullified every executive order issued by Eric Adams after he struck his corrupt bargain with Trump to secure dismissal of the indictment against him.
January 1, 2026 at 10:58 PM
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Radical professor brutally attacks Trump supporter.
December 30, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Name a non-LotR character who could resist the One Ring
January 1, 2026 at 11:09 PM
I left Snowball alone for so long yesterday that when I got home, he made me reenact this scene.
a man with a mustache is wearing a suit and tie and making a funny face .
Alt: Daniel Day Lewis from the movie THERE WILL BE BLOOD, sporting a well-groomed mustache and wearing a dress shirt, vest , and necktie that would be appropriate for an early 20th century oil magnate. The animation white subtitles show us that he's shouting, "I abandoned my boy!"
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January 1, 2026 at 10:58 PM
As much as I yearn for him to exit this realm, it's needlessly cruel to people with heart and circulation issues to suggest that they're an automatic death sentence.

So maybe knock it off with all the circling-vulture shit.
Trump admits he applies makeup to his hands to hide bruises. He takes more aspirin than his doctors recommend — 325 milligrams a day — which causes him to bruise easily.

"…I don't want thick blood pouring through my heart," Trump says. "I want nice, thin blood pouring through my heart."
Exclusive | As Signs of Aging Emerge, Trump Responds With Defiance
In an interview, President Trump—the oldest man to assume the office—said he has eschewed some advice from his doctors and regrets getting advanced imaging.
www.wsj.com
January 1, 2026 at 10:44 PM
FAKE NEWS! He applies makeup to his hands because it helps him move product in his side hustle as a Mary Kay associate!
Trump admits he applies makeup to his hands to hide bruises. He takes more aspirin than his doctors recommend — 325 milligrams a day — which causes him to bruise easily.

"…I don't want thick blood pouring through my heart," Trump says. "I want nice, thin blood pouring through my heart."
Exclusive | As Signs of Aging Emerge, Trump Responds With Defiance
In an interview, President Trump—the oldest man to assume the office—said he has eschewed some advice from his doctors and regrets getting advanced imaging.
www.wsj.com
January 1, 2026 at 9:45 PM
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This would be so popular at the national level if centrist Democrats let us use those words in that order
Mamdani: "The cost of childcare will no longer discourage young adults from starting a family, because we will deliver universal childcare for the many by taxing the wealthiest few"
January 1, 2026 at 8:04 PM
The Rhythm Method should never be confused with The Method, though they were both developed by Stanislavski.
January 1, 2026 at 9:03 PM
Republicans are proposing lowering the federal minimum wage to $1 an hour and a kick in the nuts.

They expect this to lead to substantial job growth, since companies will now have to hire the persons whose job it will be to kick employees in the nuts once an hour.
January 1, 2026 at 8:12 PM
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There's a reason he's hated by as many of the DNC as he is by the GOP. The guy is so authentic with the riz to back it up. He and @zackpolanski.bsky.social took me in to the last third of 2025 with something approaching relief (I never lose hope).
Mamdani: "While only action can change minds, I promise you this: If you are a New Yorker, I am your mayor. Regardless of whether we agree I will protect you, celebrate with you, mourn along side you, and not for a second hide from you."
January 1, 2026 at 8:11 PM
I heard they were renaming it the Trump and Washington Monument.
Light displays on the Washington Monument will run nightly through Monday with projections depicting “the story of America’s journey,” according to organizers at Freedom 250. https://wapo.st/49cr7k0
January 1, 2026 at 7:35 PM
It occurred to me just now that I've actually held an Oscar. And nobody was around; I could have easily made off with it (I mean, I'd have been arrested, but still).
January 1, 2026 at 7:29 PM
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Not even the Nazis were talking about getting rid of one third of the population… This is an utterly crazed idea of a “nation” literally walled-off from the world, purged of every scintilla of diversity, bullied into blank-faced white-bread conformity.

Death.
This should not be shrugged aside. They have stopped with the fake 22 million illegal immigrants things and are flat out saying we want to deport 10's of millions of citizens and legal residents from "third world countries" Basically they are advocating removing 1/3 of the population on a gov site.
January 1, 2026 at 8:07 AM
When I got home after a day away, Snowball was very happy to see me and a full dish of food (not necessarily in that order).
January 1, 2026 at 7:47 AM