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bunk til I die, #1 fan of the okapi, Habs fan, fuzzy peach enthusiast
i need better reading comprehension because I now want a movie where Lionel Messi stars as Miami Blanks, only in theatres this Christmas
November 24, 2025 at 4:37 AM
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POV. You’re about to hear about the band Geese
November 22, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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Oh we're expecting THIS DOJ to release all the files?
Breaking News: The House overwhelmingly voted to demand that the Justice Department release all files related to its investigation into the convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein.
Live Updates: House Passes Bill Seeking Release of Epstein Files Amid Trump Reversal
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November 18, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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How did they not call them Oroboreos?
November 13, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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A praise chorus by jimmy eat world is the best song ever made
October 30, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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I regret to inform everyone that my pedantic brain couldn’t let me live until I knew whether or not dodger blue and blue jays blue are the same blue. They are ONE PANTONE NUMBER APART.
October 29, 2025 at 2:18 AM
shout out to Derek Rose. man, that dude was nice.
Made with colorful, high-end silks and cottons, Mr. Rose’s pajamas were a lot like the bespoke suits stitched on Savile Row in London — elegant, impeccable, pricey — except they were rarely seen beyond the bedroom. www.nytimes.com/2025/10/15/s...
Derek Rose, Impeccable Purveyor of Luxury Pajamas, Dies at 93
www.nytimes.com
October 16, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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Every time Harrison Butker misses a kick, a trans girl gets approved for HRT.
September 22, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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The Format announced their first new album in 20 years, 'Boycott Heaven'
The Format Announce First New Album In 20 Years 'Boycott Heaven'
The Format recently performed some reunion shows, and have one left in Los Angeles coming up. Now the long-dormant indie pop duo is announcing Boycott Heaven, their first new album since 2006’s Dog Pr...
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October 6, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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State terrorism charges against Luigi Mangione, the defendant in the fatal shooting of UnitedHealthcare’s chief executive last year, were dismissed on Tuesday, including one that had accused him of first-degree murder. www.nytimes.com/2025/09/16/n...
September 16, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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Hi! We think you are a child. Can you give us personal identifying information :)?
OpenAI has announced it is introducing new safety measures for ChatGPT after lawsuits accusing it of playing a role in several teen suicide cases.

ChatGPT will now attempt to guess a user’s age, and might require users to share an ID.

🔗 www.404media.co/chatgpt-will...
ChatGPT Will Guess Your Age and Might Require ID for Age Verification
OpenAI introduces new age prediction and verification methods after wave of teen suicide stories involving chatbots.
www.404media.co
September 16, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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When the McDonald's flag is at half staff, that means a clown died.
The flags were lowered last night around the base by order of President Trump after the killing of Charlie Kirk and will stay at half-staff on this U.S. outpost in southeast Cuba until sunset on Sunday.
September 11, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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They’ll ask you to mourn the deaths they mourn, and no others. They’ll ask you to cherish the lives they cherish, and no others.
September 10, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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Me living by the sword: Swords rule
Me dying by the sword: Ugheueghhh
July 31, 2023 at 3:21 AM
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Do your mental health a favor and turn this on for today. You really don't want to watch this. It is awful.
settings > content & media > autoplay video & gifs = off
September 10, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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i was not aware of your power, jezebel
September 10, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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I will literally kill you if you deadbot me.
August 30, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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August 30, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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This is what happens when you order delivery in DC right now.
August 26, 2025 at 10:09 PM
@nikostratis.com I got these after hearing you talk about them on the pod. did you get to try them?
August 12, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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Israel assassinates journalists because evil can't stand the truth. Journalist Anas al-Sharif was assassinated with three others in a targeted attack by Israel's genocidal terrorist forces.

Any news media not condemning Israel's continued attack on the press should be understood to be propagandist.
August 10, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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we were literally going to find VACCINES for CANCER
August 6, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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Who could have seen this coming? Who could have forecasted…
NEW: The NWS has received permission to hire up to 450 meteorologists/hydrologists/radar technicians after DOGE-related cuts. Agency also given a public safety exemption from federal hiring freeze after losing more than 550 people in those cuts. (1/2)
August 5, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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November 22, 2024 at 10:11 PM