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It isn’t deliberate
I had a dream that Zohran ran a lunch spot and I hung out there every day trying to be mates with him
November 21, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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i am being thrown into the air tonight / go long
November 11, 2025 at 6:36 AM
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what if his name was Phoot Bollins!?
Made this because @hellocullen.bsky.social said "Phoot Bollins" and it has to go somewhere
November 11, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Solve for 299,999.5
This is how it looked on the ballot.
Clear and easy to understand.
November 5, 2025 at 8:42 AM
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Ever since they started doing the woke football stickers in the UK this has been stuck in my head so hopefully posting gets it out.
November 5, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Dua Lipa’s book group and its attendant podcast are good
Dua Lipa’s book group is good
November 5, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Dangerous day to be a Cat Power EP
November 4, 2025 at 10:50 PM
November 1, 2025 at 9:53 PM
October 31, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Lady Skarlet in the Hornservatory with the Mozzarellacandlestick
October 29, 2025 at 9:55 PM
My daughter invented an author named Gerry Books
October 29, 2025 at 6:37 AM
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Me: Sometimes I'll start microwaving my leftovers, then go pee *while* the thing's in the microwave. You just gotta get back before it starts beeping

Forbes Profiler: And this is another form of DanMaxxing?

Me: It's another form of DanMaxxing, exactly
October 28, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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Best football team in the world
July 19, 2025 at 7:02 AM
They put the journal app on macOS finally. I am almost free from ever having to type on a phone keyboard again
October 25, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Your man buys his vinyls from Briscoes
October 23, 2025 at 10:15 PM
They may kick our arses again this season but between this and the sports betting promos AFC is so cringe. A wonder they don’t take to the field in boat shoes
October 23, 2025 at 10:10 PM
In case of power outages remember to charge up your fun computer and ensure your work computer is hanging on by a thread.
October 22, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Chris Fleming driving a Nissan Figaro www.instagram.com/reel/DP0FtAA...
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October 18, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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Not to worry
October 15, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Strawberry Toppas are back for a limited time
October 15, 2025 at 7:37 AM
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Christ these two
October 13, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Bird news! Saw tītīpounamu from my lounge window. Took photos befitting a cryptid
October 2, 2025 at 6:49 AM
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THE MEME IS REAL
September 29, 2025 at 1:38 AM
These guys are so funny
September 29, 2025 at 2:28 AM