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Never lost a fight to a leopard.
Damn the Starship Troopers reboot looks good as hell
Actually this *is* the future liberals want, the fact it's sending Stephen Miller into conniptions is just a side benefit
January 16, 2026 at 2:17 PM
Todays challenge: explaining to a 5 year old why he shouldn't share his goldfish with the kid who's always a dick to him
January 13, 2026 at 1:09 PM
The Nordiques had great jerseys, but its kinda gross watching the Avs repeatedly pretending to be them. Especially putting QUE on the score bug.
January 13, 2026 at 5:15 AM
Green Bay Packers Head Coach Aaron Rodgers.
January 13, 2026 at 4:23 AM
It's amazing that he was still not even the most nuts jeopardy host that they tried out.
The whole Aaron Rodgers arc is so fascinating to me and always will be. There was a time where even the haters like me were handing it to him as a “thoughtful guy”! He hosted Jeopardy! Then he went Woodley mode and now we’re going to remember him as an ally of the least popular president ever!
January 13, 2026 at 4:11 AM
That game ending on a dropped snap that doesn't really impact the play is perfect
January 11, 2026 at 4:36 AM
One positive for the Packers is that they can't try a field goal here.
January 11, 2026 at 4:29 AM
Its very bluesky that so many people hear "most soldiers are glorified truckers and mechanics, while most cops are glorified domestic abusers" and interpret it as glorifying soldiers.
soldiers are mostly young people who want to do something else with most of their life. They generally don't want to live the rest of their lives with the knowledge that they executed an unarmed mom

cops want to spend thirty years with the nickname "killer"
Civilians in combat zones become combatants in combat zones when you murder their family.
January 11, 2026 at 3:54 AM
The Federation is basically the navy, marines, and that one guy who tried to preach to the Sentinalise all rolled into one. Plus they can make almost any food healthy and on demand.

If anything they're more fat friendly than you'd expect from their job.
Starfleet Academy haters being anti-fat on top of the transphobia.
January 11, 2026 at 3:30 AM
I dislike the Kraken, but this is the greatest hockey logo ever designed
oh my GOD we just saw the logo for the Kraken Pride Night this year and holy shit???
January 9, 2026 at 3:00 AM
I have questions about one of the james bond themed ones
I think Icesweeper willie is my fav
January 8, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Reposted by Buchman
one of the things i hate most about this persistent line of argument is the implication that any of these actions would be fine if groceries were cheaper
The White House is laser focused on threatening a military takeover of Greenland.

Where’s the same focus on lowering costs?
January 7, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Professional sports should have a ref whose sole job is to watch the video feeds and advise the floor refs. Not to overturn them, but as a part of the crew. Review everything, but in real speed with a hard 30 second time limit.
This place needs some Innocuous Discourse pronto. Quote this with a take that’s not political or aggressive
January 6, 2026 at 7:21 PM
If you're food website and your article with a list of mocktails is just "cocktail but with 0 alcohol booze," its time to just give up. Or you already have and this is your way of telling me.
January 5, 2026 at 5:24 AM
#photography
Bumbleboat
January 3, 2026 at 2:11 PM
People in my new town love to stop me to let me know my dog has the leash caught under her arm.

Yeah, I know. She's an AT-AT with her own personal snowspeeder, but slightly less graceful. What do you want from me?
January 3, 2026 at 1:07 PM
People saying this is about oil just aren't living in the modern world.

This isn't because of some macro objectives. Trump just sometimes gets a bug up his ass, and never let's anything go.

Its because Miss Teen Venezuela said something snarky to him 35 years ago, or some shit like that.
January 3, 2026 at 10:59 AM
The satire event horizon is when most of the audience don't realize its satire and the person behind it just stops trying to be funny and just starts being fake news.
320,000 followers, completely fabricated a hoax Politico story, like 200 of you follow this account, consider your choices
January 3, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Meanwhile Musks company has a built in loli sex bot the generates csam and it sometimes calls itself mecha hitler.
God I can’t roll my eyes at posting like this hard enough. They still have to run a profitable, popular company to maintain the illusion of its relevance!
Pro-Trump billionaires like Musk and Ellison didn’t buy media outlets to maximize the company’s profits.

They bought media companies to maximize their power—and minimize the opposition’s ability to disseminate the truth.
January 2, 2026 at 11:23 PM
Its amazing how many people who advocate for merit based anything aren't remotely able to identify relevant merit.
This article advocates for the “Faculty Merit Act” that would — get this — require all faculty applicants to submit their *SAT* scores. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Holy shirts that’s hilarious.
January 2, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Remember, Musk intentionally built in a Loli sex chatbot into X. It's not like this came out of nowhere.
January 2, 2026 at 3:19 PM
"And that's why I'm going back to the site calling itself mechahitler and making csam"
No danger of much civility on here, so that's progress I suppose
January 2, 2026 at 2:17 PM
Trinidad Chambliss is an Angostura cocktail
January 2, 2026 at 4:17 AM
January 2, 2026 at 3:20 AM
Wait, Ohio State has Bo Jackson and aren't just feeding him the ball?
January 1, 2026 at 3:20 AM