Brandon
@bspencer.bsky.social
Software Engineer, Soccer Coach, Casual Historian, Olympic Hopeful He/Him
Thomas Frank is legit fixin to relegate my club.
February 10, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Thomas Frank is legit fixin to relegate my club.
Post a banger that’s not in English
February 10, 2026 at 12:17 AM
Post a banger that’s not in English
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I am just gonna say it, these guys are completely emasculated by the knowledge that they have been out-organized by a group that is significantly made up of women, and all the bullshit call of duty nonsense is cope for their wounded egos bsky.app/profile/jeet...
MAGA military geniuses are talking about Minnesota protestors like they are the Iraqi insurgency, the Taliban, and the Viet Cong all rolled into one.
January 26, 2026 at 6:12 PM
I am just gonna say it, these guys are completely emasculated by the knowledge that they have been out-organized by a group that is significantly made up of women, and all the bullshit call of duty nonsense is cope for their wounded egos bsky.app/profile/jeet...
Deleted signal now that I know it's compromised
Find me on AOL instant messenger posting cryptic away messages that might be about you but probably aren't.
Find me on AOL instant messenger posting cryptic away messages that might be about you but probably aren't.
deleted signal now that I know it's compromised
find me at my roadside stand where I sell Tennessee hams and strawberry jams and don't lose any sleep at night
find me at my roadside stand where I sell Tennessee hams and strawberry jams and don't lose any sleep at night
deleted signal now that I know it's compromised
find me in AO3 comments sections of my stories
find me in AO3 comments sections of my stories
January 27, 2026 at 6:54 AM
Deleted signal now that I know it's compromised
Find me on AOL instant messenger posting cryptic away messages that might be about you but probably aren't.
Find me on AOL instant messenger posting cryptic away messages that might be about you but probably aren't.
The Last Jedi is third best star wars movie
January 5, 2026 at 11:16 PM
The Last Jedi is third best star wars movie
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One day something will happen — a wedding, a graduation, a job promotion, Jake Paul getting knocked out, Andrew Tate getting knocked out the next day — and you’ll want the right outfit to celebrate. Buy that special outfit now, so you’re ready when that next unexpected moment arrives.
December 21, 2025 at 7:19 AM
One day something will happen — a wedding, a graduation, a job promotion, Jake Paul getting knocked out, Andrew Tate getting knocked out the next day — and you’ll want the right outfit to celebrate. Buy that special outfit now, so you’re ready when that next unexpected moment arrives.
If a small child has tried try to lie to you about something, then you know what it’s like to read the redacted Epstein files released today.
December 19, 2025 at 11:35 PM
If a small child has tried try to lie to you about something, then you know what it’s like to read the redacted Epstein files released today.
Me, talking about Fake Avril and Jack Harlow chin fillers
Vice President JD Vance doesn't deny White House Chief of Staff Susie Wiles' claim that he is a conspiracy theorist:
"Sometimes I am a conspiracy theorist, but I only believe in the conspiracy theories that are true."
"Sometimes I am a conspiracy theorist, but I only believe in the conspiracy theories that are true."
December 16, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Me, talking about Fake Avril and Jack Harlow chin fillers
No one needs a French Andrew Tate movie
I do not want Gaston backstory, I do not need Gaston backstory, I reject Gaston backstory
he is a fully formed oaf, consuming eggs by the dozen in one of the greatest villain songs ever written, and that is all we need of him
he is a fully formed oaf, consuming eggs by the dozen in one of the greatest villain songs ever written, and that is all we need of him
Disney Developing Live-Action ‘Gaston’ Movie From Writer Dave Callaham And Producer Michelle Rejwan
Disney is in early development on a new live-action pic centered on the Beauty and the Beast character Gaston.
deadline.com
December 15, 2025 at 10:37 PM
No one needs a French Andrew Tate movie
It's nice they built the statue from body parts recovered from the Caribbean drone strikes.
December 5, 2025 at 8:46 PM
It's nice they built the statue from body parts recovered from the Caribbean drone strikes.
I named both my fists weevil but I’ll only hit you with one so it’s up to you to choose the lesser of two weevils
I named my fists Chekhov and Gun because you know they're coming but you don't know when
i named my fists Rodgers and Hammerstein cuz theyre always in my own little corner
December 1, 2025 at 4:32 AM
I named both my fists weevil but I’ll only hit you with one so it’s up to you to choose the lesser of two weevils
I have always referred to my dad's college roommate as Uncle Buzz. I am Uncle Spence to kids of no blood relation because that is who my family is.
I used to love how my daughter's little friend Neha, down the street, would call me "Uncle Jeff" when the girls were little.
October 28, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I have always referred to my dad's college roommate as Uncle Buzz. I am Uncle Spence to kids of no blood relation because that is who my family is.
I demand to speak to a manager
October 14, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I demand to speak to a manager
Incredible news
🎶 Take a look, it's in a book 🎶
🥹 After nearly 20 years... Reading Rainbow is returning to motivate, help, and encourage kids to become avid readers with new episodes, new friends, new projects, and of course... new books! Make sure to follow the rainbow 📚🌈
#FollowTheRainbow
🥹 After nearly 20 years... Reading Rainbow is returning to motivate, help, and encourage kids to become avid readers with new episodes, new friends, new projects, and of course... new books! Make sure to follow the rainbow 📚🌈
#FollowTheRainbow
September 30, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Incredible news
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August 19, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Reposted by Brandon
Jesus after coming back to Earth:
very late to this but WOW, Sinners
August 16, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Jesus after coming back to Earth:
It's all the same guy
August 12, 2025 at 3:27 PM
It's all the same guy
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Mo Salah is asking the right questions
August 9, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Mo Salah is asking the right questions
Look at Chairface Chippendale over here
EXCLUSIVE: Sean Duffy will announce expedited plans to build a nuclear reactor on the moon, his first major action as interim NASA administrator.
Duffy to announce nuclear reactor on the moon
This is the first major agency effort by the interim NASA administrator, who is also the Transportation secretary and a former Fox News host.
www.politico.com
August 5, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Look at Chairface Chippendale over here
To be fair, they asked if he knew the song, and he said maybe
July 3, 2025 at 11:29 PM
To be fair, they asked if he knew the song, and he said maybe