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Penalty for improper use: £5. Coach parties welcome. E&OE. Affiliated. Lord Lucan sez buffaloes are ok.
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So, what did you have for breakfast today?
January 6, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Tech rant no. 1. I wish websites would make up their damn mind about what the space bar does when you're playing one of their videos. The correct action is pause the video but in the past few weeks I've had one the muted the sound, and on here it will switch between full screen and normal. Bah!
January 6, 2026 at 12:30 AM
I could murder a bag of lips and arseholes right now.

(A saveloy)
January 5, 2026 at 4:25 AM
I'd let me mind wander but I don't think it'd be safe out on its own.
January 5, 2026 at 3:01 AM
I've just been gobsmacked while watching Carmel videos trying to decide which song to post. I'd already decided on 'Je Suis etc' until I watched the one for 'More More More', which I'd never seen before. I'm 100% certain the pub they pull up outside of (and perform inside of?) is The Claremont in
January 5, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Reposted by Brother Bikini
A lost view of Liverpool...

Liverpool Anglican Cathedral, with its impressive 331ft tower. The Largest Cathedral in the UK, and 5th largest in the World.

Originaly taken on 35mm transparency, in the early 1980's.

Sadly, this view is now hidden by development.
January 4, 2026 at 9:06 PM
I had a schoolfriend whose father was a singer in the chorus at Covent Garden, and I once asked him what made Caruso so good. "Control", he said. "The ability to go from pp to ff and back again effortlessly", and he played some recordings of Caruso, originally from 78s so not hi-fi quality, but even
January 4, 2026 at 3:47 AM
Words to live by.
January 4, 2026 at 1:21 AM
I discovered this afternoon that in some places/religions, the Christmas decorations don't come down until Candlemas, February 2nd, the end of the Christmas/Epiphany period. That's rather an epiphany for me. Do you see what I did there? Oh please yourselves.
January 4, 2026 at 12:43 AM
It's Christmas until twelfth night as far as I'm concerned (Monday), so sausage roll and leftover boiled spuds for breakfast.
January 3, 2026 at 3:17 PM
I could murder a B-flat euphonium right now.
January 3, 2026 at 4:13 AM
I'm just going to leave this here without comment.

Wednesday morning, December 31st: Minimum temperature 34 °F (1.1 °C)
Friday afternoon, January 2nd: Maximum temperature 88 °F (31.1 °C), new high temperature record for Jan. 2nd (previously 83°/28.3 °C).
January 3, 2026 at 12:38 AM
They're here.
January 2, 2026 at 3:27 PM
Goodnight, and keep 'em peeled.
January 2, 2026 at 4:07 AM
Last night's bombardment woke me up at exactly midnight, but it didn't go on for long and none of it was too close, which is unusual. Fireworks are, supposedly, banned with Austin city limits but, y'know, people. When I went to bed around 10.30 there was a couple outside with their three young kids
January 2, 2026 at 12:41 AM
I've said so many times how much I enjoy it when someone covers a song and makes it their own. Well, here's Those Helicopters teaching a Lennon and McCartney song a lesson it won't forget in a hurry.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tfxf...
Those Helicopters - World without love
YouTube video by RockChickHeart
www.youtube.com
January 1, 2026 at 11:58 PM
That's Sam Adams Utopias Oz and James are drinking. How did they get hold of that? I've never had Utopias! Not that I could afford it anyway at $240 a bottle for the 2025 release.
January 1, 2026 at 6:30 PM
"I WANT AN ORGASM!!!"
January 1, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Have the porn bots from last night all buggered off? Blimey, that was a pain in the fundament.
January 1, 2026 at 1:54 PM
I could murder a glass of Bailey's right now.
January 1, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Reposted by Brother Bikini
Throwback to NYE 2015, when I tried to make cute and celebratory sausage rolls with bunny ears but accidentally made tiny pastry sausage demons from the gates of hell
December 31, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Apropos of nothing at all, if you're ever asked to make a pink gin for someone it's customary to ask if they want the bitters out (swirled around the glass and then tipped out) or in (same procedure but left in the glass).

You're welcome.
January 1, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Sorry mate, you're too late. The best peas went to...
December 31, 2025 at 11:12 PM
"Whether it's a bus, a coffee maker or a refrigerator, if it connects to the internet that is not necessarily a feature, it is a liability".

Nuff said.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yHa...
Bus company learns chinese electric busses can be turned off remotely after buying 300 of them 🤦
YouTube video by Louis Rossmann
www.youtube.com
December 31, 2025 at 7:21 PM
IPA: India Pale Ale
IPA: Isopropyl Alcohol

Don't get them mixed up.
December 31, 2025 at 3:47 PM