CP
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Himself just sat down, opened his phone and announced "SEX CARDIGANS!"
I didn't even blink. 12 years and we're there.
I didn't even blink. 12 years and we're there.
November 25, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Himself just sat down, opened his phone and announced "SEX CARDIGANS!"
I didn't even blink. 12 years and we're there.
I didn't even blink. 12 years and we're there.
"and next week, knitted food"
Why are they so determined to make knitting look awful. Why is no one allowed to knit anything beautiful 😭
#gameofwool
Why are they so determined to make knitting look awful. Why is no one allowed to knit anything beautiful 😭
#gameofwool
November 24, 2025 at 9:17 PM
"and next week, knitted food"
Why are they so determined to make knitting look awful. Why is no one allowed to knit anything beautiful 😭
#gameofwool
Why are they so determined to make knitting look awful. Why is no one allowed to knit anything beautiful 😭
#gameofwool
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Honestly at this point I’m just watching #GameofWool waiting for the moment when Holger snaps and does a murder
November 23, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Honestly at this point I’m just watching #GameofWool waiting for the moment when Holger snaps and does a murder
CROCHET ISN'T FUCKING KNITTING
#gameofwool
#gameofwool
November 24, 2025 at 8:43 PM
CROCHET ISN'T FUCKING KNITTING
#gameofwool
#gameofwool
It's 100% Monday. All of it.
November 24, 2025 at 10:44 AM
It's 100% Monday. All of it.
I made a tiny Christmas stocking.
I don't want to make any more but I have committed to make 16.
SIXTEEN.
I don't want to make any more but I have committed to make 16.
SIXTEEN.
November 23, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I made a tiny Christmas stocking.
I don't want to make any more but I have committed to make 16.
SIXTEEN.
I don't want to make any more but I have committed to make 16.
SIXTEEN.
🤣
Alright, calm down Dick Whittington.
November 21, 2025 at 12:43 PM
🤣
I don't mean to show off but my team and I won a HSJ award last night.
(I am showing off)
(I am showing off)
November 21, 2025 at 8:52 AM
I don't mean to show off but my team and I won a HSJ award last night.
(I am showing off)
(I am showing off)
I had a good day today
I am caught up on what's going on for the first time since September
I spent an hour sticking tiny number stickers to keys and lockers
I chaired the worst meeting of the month & it was OK
I spent a different hour tidying up an office, getting rid of random boxes and wires
I am caught up on what's going on for the first time since September
I spent an hour sticking tiny number stickers to keys and lockers
I chaired the worst meeting of the month & it was OK
I spent a different hour tidying up an office, getting rid of random boxes and wires
a picture of a spider man with the words i can be so helpful
ALT: a picture of a spider man with the words i can be so helpful
media.tenor.com
November 19, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I had a good day today
I am caught up on what's going on for the first time since September
I spent an hour sticking tiny number stickers to keys and lockers
I chaired the worst meeting of the month & it was OK
I spent a different hour tidying up an office, getting rid of random boxes and wires
I am caught up on what's going on for the first time since September
I spent an hour sticking tiny number stickers to keys and lockers
I chaired the worst meeting of the month & it was OK
I spent a different hour tidying up an office, getting rid of random boxes and wires
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I’m not a great political analyst, but I do feel Labour have made a tactical error by opting to be cunts.
November 18, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I’m not a great political analyst, but I do feel Labour have made a tactical error by opting to be cunts.
I am SO excited about this movie.
I loved the book so much and it really looks like they've nailed it.
#ProjectHailMary
I loved the book so much and it really looks like they've nailed it.
#ProjectHailMary
🚨NEW PROJECT HAIL MARY TRAILER🚨
Yes, I'm very excited because I've been waiting for this adaptation of an excellent sci-fi novel for years. 😁
Only in theaters and IMAX 3.20.26.
Yes, I'm very excited because I've been waiting for this adaptation of an excellent sci-fi novel for years. 😁
Only in theaters and IMAX 3.20.26.
Project Hail Mary | Official Trailer 2
YouTube video by Amazon MGM Studios
www.youtube.com
November 18, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I am SO excited about this movie.
I loved the book so much and it really looks like they've nailed it.
#ProjectHailMary
I loved the book so much and it really looks like they've nailed it.
#ProjectHailMary
I have a underdesk dog today 😍
November 18, 2025 at 11:25 AM
I have a underdesk dog today 😍
HAS ANYONE MENTIONED HOW COLD IT IS
November 17, 2025 at 9:14 PM
HAS ANYONE MENTIONED HOW COLD IT IS
Well. We certainly watched that.
#gameofwool
#gameofwool
November 16, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Well. We certainly watched that.
#gameofwool
#gameofwool
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Nipples has found himself on the floor. That's because crochet is an entirely unsuitable material for making a fucking deckchair #GameOfWool
November 16, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Nipples has found himself on the floor. That's because crochet is an entirely unsuitable material for making a fucking deckchair #GameOfWool
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#gameofwool season two, replace one of the judges with a comic who is also a competent knitter. Fill that banter void. Then the other person needs to be a bit of an oddball, maybe a bit standoffish, but he's the one you REALLY want to impress. And may I suggest this guy:
November 16, 2025 at 8:37 PM
#gameofwool season two, replace one of the judges with a comic who is also a competent knitter. Fill that banter void. Then the other person needs to be a bit of an oddball, maybe a bit standoffish, but he's the one you REALLY want to impress. And may I suggest this guy:
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love that most of these pairs are just pairing up the contestants who are still enthusiastic with the contestants most likely to throw themselves into the sea if they have to be on this show a minute longer #gameofwool
November 16, 2025 at 8:36 PM
love that most of these pairs are just pairing up the contestants who are still enthusiastic with the contestants most likely to throw themselves into the sea if they have to be on this show a minute longer #gameofwool
I think one of the issues is that Bake Off and Sewing Bee and Pottery Thing have fun presenters and this has Nipples Daley.
#gameofwool
#gameofwool
November 16, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I think one of the issues is that Bake Off and Sewing Bee and Pottery Thing have fun presenters and this has Nipples Daley.
#gameofwool
#gameofwool
Love that Janie Crow came wearing one of her blankets 😍
#gameofwool
#gameofwool
November 16, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Love that Janie Crow came wearing one of her blankets 😍
#gameofwool
#gameofwool
November 16, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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They keep using the word "glamour" in the same sentence as "knitted swimwear," which is a bit like using "spicy" in a sentence with "clotted cream" #GameOfWool
November 16, 2025 at 8:29 PM
They keep using the word "glamour" in the same sentence as "knitted swimwear," which is a bit like using "spicy" in a sentence with "clotted cream" #GameOfWool
I'm not sure what they were expecting from crochet or knitted knickers tbh.
Glamour is a hell of a stretch there.
#gameofwool
Glamour is a hell of a stretch there.
#gameofwool
November 16, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I'm not sure what they were expecting from crochet or knitted knickers tbh.
Glamour is a hell of a stretch there.
#gameofwool
Glamour is a hell of a stretch there.
#gameofwool
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As the BBC’s #Kingdom series focusses on different carnivores in Nsefu
it is interesting to reflect that hyenas are more closely related to the big cats than to the wild dogs
Their dog-like features are an example of convergent evolution
it is interesting to reflect that hyenas are more closely related to the big cats than to the wild dogs
Their dog-like features are an example of convergent evolution
November 14, 2025 at 6:30 PM
As the BBC’s #Kingdom series focusses on different carnivores in Nsefu
it is interesting to reflect that hyenas are more closely related to the big cats than to the wild dogs
Their dog-like features are an example of convergent evolution
it is interesting to reflect that hyenas are more closely related to the big cats than to the wild dogs
Their dog-like features are an example of convergent evolution