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Bronzer
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I'm a lawyer, but I'm not your lawyer. Don't ask me for advice.

There will come soft rains

'HAPPINESS FOR EVERYBODY,
FREE, AND NO ONE WILL GO AWAY UNSATISFIED!' "
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THE WINNER
February 18, 2026 at 9:10 PM
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My little hippie again.
February 2, 2026 at 9:29 PM
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"AI will cure cancer"

No bro, it is fully on cancer's side
February 18, 2026 at 5:24 PM
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People defending thiels buddy newsom before he’s even announced his candidacy
February 18, 2026 at 3:44 PM
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January 29, 2026 at 5:45 AM
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HAPPY ANNIVERSARY
February 17, 2026 at 2:21 AM
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you will own nothing and be happy
February 16, 2026 at 7:14 AM
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This is the Main Reason we also have an amazing time doing it ✅
Put off listening to @nogodsnomayors.com because I assumed a politics show would be too depressing—turns out it’s bonkers nonsense (complimentary) about a bunch of weird little freaks. I recommend.
February 16, 2026 at 8:54 PM
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Someday, we're gonna have world leaders who were born this century.
February 3, 2026 at 2:07 AM
@nogodsnomayors.com when is the merch
February 16, 2026 at 3:46 AM
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April 24, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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NEW on the municipal benevolent feed: It's our 76th episode spectacular! Grab your pinstriped suit and your olives the size of soccer balls, It's time to find out who will take home the Golden Martini at the Oscar Goodman memorial FIRST ANNUAL (?) GOODIE AWARDS. nogodsnomayors.com
February 12, 2026 at 7:04 PM
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Yeah it is genuinely fucking scaring me the degree to which all our cultural output about nuclear war lately seems to present it as a Struggle That Humanity Will Emerge From Stronger. We honestly cannot allow that message to propagate in our fictions, because it *will* doom us. Nuclear War is not…
Threads director Mick Jackson has expressed worry over the upcoming remake’s focus on finding “hope even in the most challenging of times.”

“That one phrase worried me,” he tells Empire. “Hope is not part of nuclear war.”

Read more: www.empireonline.com/movies/news/...
February 12, 2026 at 9:59 AM
@nogodsnomayors.com can't believe Eric Adam's wasn't in the running for best male in a mayoral role in the Goodies inaugural year. He was robbed!
February 12, 2026 at 4:02 PM
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anyway, i drew this for the nib in march 2023 lol
February 11, 2026 at 6:56 PM
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Milkshakes for Dinner (1/9)
February 11, 2026 at 2:45 PM
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Holding onto Hope
- I’ll be submitting this piece to the NFC art show! ^^💙
February 10, 2026 at 10:12 AM
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rem eat gild cheese :3 #deadlock #rem
February 8, 2026 at 10:48 AM
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February 9, 2026 at 10:15 PM
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This man was murdered by an off-duty ICE agent and he has two young daughters who will not have the support of a father ever again. We can't raise even $300k for these girls?
February 5, 2026 at 8:01 PM
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February 8, 2026 at 5:49 PM
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I just realized we never officially announced @nogodsnomayors.com has a YouTube channel on social media so there you go www.youtube.com/@NoGodsNoMay... Subscribe, like and all that. Thank you <3
No Gods No Mayors
Municipal government: a trap that catches those too incompetent, too corrupt, too incompetent even for national politics. And the greatest of these, the mayor - the highest political office one can ho...
www.youtube.com
February 8, 2026 at 3:22 AM
@nogodsnomayors.com does the podcast have an official stance on how to calculate a Time To Embattlement score?
February 8, 2026 at 2:12 AM
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the Guardian appears to be running with a ‘hire more women paedophiles’ angle on Epstein www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-i...
Sex and snacks, but no seat at the table: the role of women in Epstein’s sordid men’s club
Files reveal a world of flattery and fratboy tones, where rich men are cultivated and women provide services
www.theguardian.com
February 7, 2026 at 3:47 PM
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so many things in this world are bleak and depressing but my God when you think about HIV/AIDS research

I just want to cry

it was a death sentence for so long

people lost so much

whole generations of queer elders were lost

now we have basically a vaccine
February 7, 2026 at 1:39 AM