Bromp.
@bromptongravy.bsky.social
Cybersecurity enthusiast, Musician, Dad (w/ matching bod) in Chicago. Neurodivergent. Pro-level lurker for 30+ years, still trying to learn to post.
Aurora Borealis as seen from light-polluted Chicago.
November 12, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Aurora Borealis as seen from light-polluted Chicago.
Happy Caturday! We took in a new foster today. Meet Hubert. A 2 month old sweetie who loves to play and EAT.
October 26, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Happy Caturday! We took in a new foster today. Meet Hubert. A 2 month old sweetie who loves to play and EAT.
My DuckDuckGo search, 3 weeks after an incident with my marionette that I’m only just now trying to resolve:
Harry Turdoff Woodhead
England, Births and Christenings, 1538-1975
England, Births and Christenings, 1538-1975
October 23, 2025 at 7:42 PM
My DuckDuckGo search, 3 weeks after an incident with my marionette that I’m only just now trying to resolve:
I’m thinking a giant indoor trampoline park. Free admission.
Low key I want a campaign promise from the next Dem nominee to immediately gut whatever gets built here. What goes inside it I don't really care but everything within gets trashed by the end of February 2029.
Scoop: Trump has started demolishing the White House's East Wing facade to build his ballroom. The president had claimed construction of the $250 million building wouldn’t ‘interfere’ with the existing White House structure. /W @ddiamond.bsky.social wapo.st/4hqBNiU
October 20, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I’m thinking a giant indoor trampoline park. Free admission.
Women don’t like the vehicle
October 16, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Women don’t like the vehicle
Ladies and gentlethem, I give you: The Democratic Republic of IToldYouSo
15 US states and territories have formed a new Public Health Alliance, which will counter the absence of federal leadership by tracking outbreaks, issuing guidance, buying vaccines and more.
Members of the new alliance include CA, CO, CT, DE, GU, HI, IL, MD, MA, NJ, NY, NC, OR, RI, WA.
Members of the new alliance include CA, CO, CT, DE, GU, HI, IL, MD, MA, NJ, NY, NC, OR, RI, WA.
October 16, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Ladies and gentlethem, I give you: The Democratic Republic of IToldYouSo
Altman, 03/2025: “Buddy, they won’t even let ME fuck the computer…. I think ‘they’ is the computer”
Altman, 10/2025: “okay, okay: We’ve heard you, and we agree. The only real utility in this is fucking the computer.”
Altman, 10/2025: “okay, okay: We’ve heard you, and we agree. The only real utility in this is fucking the computer.”
Sam Altman, bubble still growing: Yeah man so basically my computer is so good we're gonna need Dyson spheres lol we're gonna need all electricity on Earth but it will pay off because my computer is basically God
Sam Altman, bubble deflating: So basically I'm thinking the computer can touch on you
Sam Altman, bubble deflating: So basically I'm thinking the computer can touch on you
October 15, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Altman, 03/2025: “Buddy, they won’t even let ME fuck the computer…. I think ‘they’ is the computer”
Altman, 10/2025: “okay, okay: We’ve heard you, and we agree. The only real utility in this is fucking the computer.”
Altman, 10/2025: “okay, okay: We’ve heard you, and we agree. The only real utility in this is fucking the computer.”
Reposted by Bromp.
Time to tune in to some analysis from Antifa expert…Chef Andrew…Gruel?…founder of…American Gravy Concepts?
October 14, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Time to tune in to some analysis from Antifa expert…Chef Andrew…Gruel?…founder of…American Gravy Concepts?
So long as the song is called “F my eh “
my early prediction for 2026 is that katy perry writes a sexually explicit song about justin trudeau
October 13, 2025 at 4:03 AM
So long as the song is called “F my eh “
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Though some may bother and grumble and gripe,
And others may cry, "It's not True!" while they wipe
the tears from their eyes. We ALL were his type.
Oh yes, my child. Uncle Shelby laid pipe.
And others may cry, "It's not True!" while they wipe
the tears from their eyes. We ALL were his type.
Oh yes, my child. Uncle Shelby laid pipe.
October 10, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Though some may bother and grumble and gripe,
And others may cry, "It's not True!" while they wipe
the tears from their eyes. We ALL were his type.
Oh yes, my child. Uncle Shelby laid pipe.
And others may cry, "It's not True!" while they wipe
the tears from their eyes. We ALL were his type.
Oh yes, my child. Uncle Shelby laid pipe.
Wait what the hell
NEW: Since October 2023, the IDF Spokesperson's Unit has released dozens of 3D animations illustrating alleged Hamas, Hezbollah, and Iranian sites
The style is now unmistakable: satellite zoom-ins, black & white wireframes, and red-textured houses - a new visual language of war
The style is now unmistakable: satellite zoom-ins, black & white wireframes, and red-textured houses - a new visual language of war
October 9, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Wait what the hell
Reposted by Bromp.
My vision is fine, but my ability to recognize faces is REAL low. I often have to google image search when someone posts a politician, athlete or celeb picture that one would have to know to get the context.
For this reason(among many) I always add alt-text, and beg you do too.
For this reason(among many) I always add alt-text, and beg you do too.
September 24, 2025 at 2:31 AM
My vision is fine, but my ability to recognize faces is REAL low. I often have to google image search when someone posts a politician, athlete or celeb picture that one would have to know to get the context.
For this reason(among many) I always add alt-text, and beg you do too.
For this reason(among many) I always add alt-text, and beg you do too.
Reskeet with your mental state.
September 18, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Reskeet with your mental state.
Big thread. It all seems to track, just judging from the cesspits I’ve glanced into in my online travails.
last night as i was trying to wind down for bed i had a unified theory of what the fuck just happened, and i wrote it down, and filed it under "well, i can't talk about this on main without sounding insane until and unless the perp gets caught and is provably a groyper"
anyways, great news! (1/X)
anyways, great news! (1/X)
September 15, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Big thread. It all seems to track, just judging from the cesspits I’ve glanced into in my online travails.
Wat.
September 14, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Wat.
💋☺️What If We Kissed In The Suppositorium? 🥰💋
September 13, 2025 at 4:17 PM
💋☺️What If We Kissed In The Suppositorium? 🥰💋
One might even suggest he “Be best” and stop online bullying.
Perino: You have to stop at with the Twitter thing. If I were his wife, I would say you are making a fool of yourself, stop it… He's got a big job as governor of California but if he wants an even bigger job, he has to be a little more serious.
August 25, 2025 at 5:37 AM
One might even suggest he “Be best” and stop online bullying.
‘Pls don’t mention the Overton window’ is pretty wild, ngl.
Scoop: Third Way is circulating a memo, shared first with @playbookdc, featuring a new blacklist of words Dems shouldn’t use.
www.politico.com/newsletters/...
www.politico.com/newsletters/...
August 22, 2025 at 3:20 PM
‘Pls don’t mention the Overton window’ is pretty wild, ngl.
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thinking about the liberal heroes at south park devoting like an entire season of their show to how gross they thought vaginoplasty was :^)
August 19, 2025 at 2:25 PM
thinking about the liberal heroes at south park devoting like an entire season of their show to how gross they thought vaginoplasty was :^)
Constipation! At The Airport
August 19, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Constipation! At The Airport
Yeah, maybe in the NEXT constitution.
The perpetual weakness of liberal response to fascism is “well I guess he found a loophole that lets him pull down our pants and spank us, so maybe we just need to make a better rule about that. That’ll stop him.”
The perpetual weakness of liberal response to fascism is “well I guess he found a loophole that lets him pull down our pants and spank us, so maybe we just need to make a better rule about that. That’ll stop him.”
It seems like it would be wise for Congress at some point to pass some type of "Emergency Exceptions Repeal Act," which goes through a decent list of laws where the president can declare an emergency to ignore that law, and repeals each one.
August 14, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Yeah, maybe in the NEXT constitution.
The perpetual weakness of liberal response to fascism is “well I guess he found a loophole that lets him pull down our pants and spank us, so maybe we just need to make a better rule about that. That’ll stop him.”
The perpetual weakness of liberal response to fascism is “well I guess he found a loophole that lets him pull down our pants and spank us, so maybe we just need to make a better rule about that. That’ll stop him.”
Ah, the Chicago air and water show is back again this weekend.
August 14, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Ah, the Chicago air and water show is back again this weekend.