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bromptongravy.bsky.social
Bromp.
@bromptongravy.bsky.social
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Cybersecurity enthusiast, Musician, Dad (w/ matching bod) in Chicago. Neurodivergent. Pro-level lurker for 30+ years, still trying to learn to post.
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Aurora Borealis as seen from light-polluted Chicago.
November 12, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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The two times Ford called up Yamaha like, "Hey, help us make the Taurus fast. It'll be funny."
The intake manifold on the Yamaha/ford SHO V6 is ART.
The Yamaha/Ford V6 engine from the first generation of the Ford Taurus SHO.
November 6, 2025 at 6:31 AM
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Happy Caturday! We took in a new foster today. Meet Hubert. A 2 month old sweetie who loves to play and EAT.
October 26, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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This was me, after a THC seltzer the other night! (Typos abound, like I said, THC seltzer)
October 24, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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Prayer candle lit.
October 19, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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lol!

Etsy, via Facebook(ew) wanted to sell me some cassette tape loops and a urine diverter. Because… actually I don’t know but I could probably make an installation out of it.
October 17, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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Women don’t like the vehicle
October 16, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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Imagine earning 0.037% of your net worth in a year fucking around at a casino.

Don’t care.
October 16, 2025 at 8:12 AM
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Text: “Diet Coke” 1950s era cigarette ad art. Pack of cigarettes in a hand, but the label on the pack is now Diet Coke. text: “is just a fridge cigarette”
October 16, 2025 at 7:34 AM
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October 14, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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Reskeet with your mental state.
The rear of a white Jeep Wrangler. A vinyl spare tire/wheel cover has the American flag printed on it. For some reason the cover has been pushed in st the center causing it to look like a puckered anus.
September 18, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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Yeah but the AI makes up for it with this…. Topiary?
Selection from an AI image that shows (highlighted) what appears to be a penis and scrotum.
September 10, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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Ah, the Chicago air and water show is back again this weekend.
welcome everyone to our thirtieth annual l air show oh here's the first j- WOOSH if you were a kurdish villager, this is what it might sound like to die clap clap clap clap RAAAAR or survive, waking every night to the sternum-shaking screams of these nightmare engines and here come our vintage planes this is what it sounded like to die in the forties cạp clap clap clap
August 14, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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Al Overview No, it is not 2025. The current year is 2025.
August 14, 2025 at 5:07 AM
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I mean, there were so many that ppl found once google first enabled Gemini to start responding to “_____ meaning” with whatever it deems most statistically likely.
• Al Overview The saying "the clown won't stop cranking it" is an idiom that means someone or something is continuing to do something, usually something unpleasant or disruptive, even when asked to stop. The "clown" refers to someone who is acting in a way that is perceived as annoying or clownish, while "cranking it" signifies the persistent continuation of that behavior. ®
August 14, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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This sweet girl we’re fostering.
August 14, 2025 at 4:49 AM
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My dad taught me this one about putting on my shoes.
Al Overview • .. "Two in the pink, one in the stink" is a playful rhyme often used when putting on shoes, meaning that two feet go into the "pink" (clean) shoe, while one foot goes into the "stink" (dirty) shoe; essentially highlighting the concept of one shoe being significantly dirtier than the others.
August 14, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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My favorite one, which somehow implies having 3 feet.
Al Overview • .. "Two in the pink, one in the stink" is a playful rhyme often used when putting on shoes, meaning that two feet go into the "pink" (clean) shoe, while one foot goes into the "stink" (dirty) shoe; essentially highlighting the concept of one shoe being significantly dirtier than the others.
August 14, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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Okay but why’s he gotta look so happy about it
Duolingo screencap. Cartoon of a smiling man. Italian sentence. Translation “we are in a dictatorship.”
August 12, 2025 at 8:43 AM
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I think even THIS one is in reference to a 2017 BBC story. The internet never ends, it just folds back on itself.
August 10, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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The Fast and The Furious (2001); Vince follows Bryan out of Toretto’s cafe, saying “Bullshit asshole, no one likes the tuna here.”
August 8, 2025 at 5:12 AM
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The Fast and The Furious (2001); Vince follows Bryan out of Toretto’s cafe, saying “Bullshit asshole, no one likes the tuna here.”
August 8, 2025 at 5:04 AM
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What the hell, NYT? I thought you were cool.
NYT game spelling bee. Word attempt is “Gooning” with an error message “not in word list.”
August 7, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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You can also see the watershed boundary just west of the city, which divides where water flows to the great lakes watershed, or the Mississippi watershed. Learned from this surprisingly captivating MWRD virtual tour video, which I recommend multiple times per year.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=__yX...
August 6, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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Absolutely!
See also: The men's and women's beach handball uniforms.
Mens and womens beach handball uniforms. The men's uniform is a tank top and semi-loose shorts. The women's outfit is a halter tank or crop top, and bikini bottoms.
August 5, 2025 at 8:15 PM