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Bromp.
@bromptongravy.bsky.social
Cybersecurity enthusiast, Musician, Dad (w/ matching bod) in Chicago. Neurodivergent. Pro-level lurker for 30+ years, still trying to learn to post.
I’ve got to set up some sort of dead man’s switch on my Notes App, where my own Highdeas live.
The world doesn’t need to see “what if pillow made of . Marshmallow. Hollow(!!!) - with h ot, chocolate in-side”
November 13, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Tax him appropriately! Hey, quick question: what groups have lobbied the most for changes to the tax code?
Anyway, I’m sure there’s no way his compensation package could be designed in such a way to avoid tax liability in the first place.
November 7, 2025 at 7:14 AM
I'm positive she'll keep beating the market by wild amounts, savvy investor that she is.
November 7, 2025 at 5:10 AM
The two times Ford called up Yamaha like, "Hey, help us make the Taurus fast. It'll be funny."
The intake manifold on the Yamaha/ford SHO V6 is ART.
November 6, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Looking for a 2005-2010 V8 engine for a Volvo. Thanks!
November 6, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Oh, you!
November 1, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Hugo Boss, huh? Interesting choice.
October 28, 2025 at 3:24 PM
That complaint really reads as “I said pretty GIRL and it gave me a woman! How do I get what I want to see without committing the words “13-15 years old” to permanent record??”
October 26, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Someone in my bowling league who plays Liquid Swords on the jukebox and the minute-twenty of intro always kills the vibe for a lot of other bowlers. We call this weaponizing the jukebox. Gamesmanship abounds in the league.
October 26, 2025 at 3:53 AM
O hai, Mia.
October 25, 2025 at 5:57 AM
The kids are actually really really nice.
October 25, 2025 at 5:43 AM
This was me, after a THC seltzer the other night! (Typos abound, like I said, THC seltzer)
October 24, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Everyone else has to put one on now, actually. That’s why so many “lamestream” media outlets didn’t sign the new agreement.
October 23, 2025 at 7:39 PM
How do you classify the “I saw it on Mr. Robot” Linux?
October 23, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I saw an honestly surprising (to me) amount of appologia on the r/politics subreddit.

So we know the fine people of Eglin AFB are supporters.
October 22, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Convert it to a big free indoor trampoline park!
October 22, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Even Steve-O got his wildly tasteless tattoo covered BEFORE he got sober.
October 21, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I’m not stopping at Bowie overcoat. Give me the Kravitz Scarf or give me death!
October 20, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Prayer candle lit.
October 19, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Or, the Colts kicking it right to Devin Hester to start off Super Bowl XLI. What, exactly did you think was gonna happen?
October 18, 2025 at 5:19 AM
…stupid sexy French snickers
October 17, 2025 at 5:47 AM