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Briana | constantly on my bullshit through sheer force of will, probably thinking about Blaine Anderson. hip to the zeitgeist, fall risk ✨
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I had a thread on twitter that I am now going to move here. context: in my neighborhood, one house converted an antique bathtub to a working fountain, added a kiddie pool, put plastic lawn birds in them, and the birds get rotating seasonal outfits
BEHOLD: THREAD OF BATHTUB BIRDS
yearly reminder
December 31, 2025 at 10:54 PM
yearly reminder
I love my dog but she's probably one of the top reasons I don't get enough sleep. as it is I'm a light sleeper who has a hard time falling/staying asleep, the fact that Luna takes up a lot of room that should be for my legs and frequently wakes me up (accidentally or deliberately) doesn't help
December 31, 2025 at 8:22 AM
I love my dog but she's probably one of the top reasons I don't get enough sleep. as it is I'm a light sleeper who has a hard time falling/staying asleep, the fact that Luna takes up a lot of room that should be for my legs and frequently wakes me up (accidentally or deliberately) doesn't help
that feeling of falling right as you're falling asleep except it's real because you've been squished in your wife's childhood double bed with her and the dog for a week and still have not found a configuration that doesn't leave half of your body hanging precariously off the edge
December 31, 2025 at 8:15 AM
that feeling of falling right as you're falling asleep except it's real because you've been squished in your wife's childhood double bed with her and the dog for a week and still have not found a configuration that doesn't leave half of your body hanging precariously off the edge
while shopping in a Youth Clothing Store we passed a bunch of hoodies in this weird pink floral camo and I was like "I don't think you're going to fool any deer in that" and that's the closest to Dad Energy I'll probably ever get
December 30, 2025 at 4:55 AM
while shopping in a Youth Clothing Store we passed a bunch of hoodies in this weird pink floral camo and I was like "I don't think you're going to fool any deer in that" and that's the closest to Dad Energy I'll probably ever get
in a PacSun for the first time in 20 years (shopping with my goddaughter) and a third of this store is a specific line that's "one size fits all"
the one size, according to the salesgirl, is "small to medium"
I'm going to be mad about this FOREVER
the one size, according to the salesgirl, is "small to medium"
I'm going to be mad about this FOREVER
December 30, 2025 at 12:12 AM
in a PacSun for the first time in 20 years (shopping with my goddaughter) and a third of this store is a specific line that's "one size fits all"
the one size, according to the salesgirl, is "small to medium"
I'm going to be mad about this FOREVER
the one size, according to the salesgirl, is "small to medium"
I'm going to be mad about this FOREVER
every Christmas we fit a year's worth of socialization into a week and as fun as it is, it's absolutely exhausting, but there's something to be said for the fact that I've worn glitter eye shadow every day for the past six days
December 29, 2025 at 9:53 PM
every Christmas we fit a year's worth of socialization into a week and as fun as it is, it's absolutely exhausting, but there's something to be said for the fact that I've worn glitter eye shadow every day for the past six days
I did have a nice time despite the beach being my own personal hellscape, things are always more fun when you're with people who love it
December 29, 2025 at 5:02 AM
I did have a nice time despite the beach being my own personal hellscape, things are always more fun when you're with people who love it
hot take: sand is bad and going to the beach sucks
December 29, 2025 at 4:57 AM
hot take: sand is bad and going to the beach sucks
we're in a touch tunes battle with whoever at this bar keeps adding Kid Rock to the playlist
December 29, 2025 at 1:46 AM
we're in a touch tunes battle with whoever at this bar keeps adding Kid Rock to the playlist
the things I do for love
December 28, 2025 at 9:53 PM
the things I do for love
@trin.bsky.social the way I immediately ran to the news after opening my phone for the first time in a few hours and seeing that repost at the top of my feed
December 28, 2025 at 9:42 PM
@trin.bsky.social the way I immediately ran to the news after opening my phone for the first time in a few hours and seeing that repost at the top of my feed
do you ever see lyrics on a gifset for a fandom you're only tangentially in and look up the song and have heart palpitations because the full thing rocks your psyche so hard that on the first listen you're like "I would get a tattoo of this"
December 25, 2025 at 6:51 AM
do you ever see lyrics on a gifset for a fandom you're only tangentially in and look up the song and have heart palpitations because the full thing rocks your psyche so hard that on the first listen you're like "I would get a tattoo of this"
while packing for Christmas I opened the guest room closet and got hit in the mouth by our wireless keyboard, which I had very precariously shoved on a shelf to make room for guests, and now I have a bruise just above my lip that looks exactly like I missed a spot with my lipstick :(
December 24, 2025 at 3:24 PM
while packing for Christmas I opened the guest room closet and got hit in the mouth by our wireless keyboard, which I had very precariously shoved on a shelf to make room for guests, and now I have a bruise just above my lip that looks exactly like I missed a spot with my lipstick :(
I can't believe that after five fucking years I got the fic posted at 1am on Christmas Eve lmao, it's not perfect but it's DONE and I'm pretty happy with it
December 24, 2025 at 6:09 AM
I can't believe that after five fucking years I got the fic posted at 1am on Christmas Eve lmao, it's not perfect but it's DONE and I'm pretty happy with it
I FINISHED IT
I've been writing a fic set at Christmas since October 2020 and every year I'm like "surely THIS will be the year that I post it!" and I have ONE SCENE left to write, I'm going to finish this thing tonight if it kills me
December 23, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I FINISHED IT
if this happens I'll watch it
If HEATED RIVALRY uses Cascada’s “Everytime We Touch” as a needle drop in the finale, it will be officially the greatest television show of all time
December 23, 2025 at 11:20 PM
if this happens I'll watch it
to put it in perspective, my wife has been my sounding board for this fic since before we were even living together
December 23, 2025 at 9:02 PM
to put it in perspective, my wife has been my sounding board for this fic since before we were even living together
I've been writing a fic set at Christmas since October 2020 and every year I'm like "surely THIS will be the year that I post it!" and I have ONE SCENE left to write, I'm going to finish this thing tonight if it kills me
December 23, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I've been writing a fic set at Christmas since October 2020 and every year I'm like "surely THIS will be the year that I post it!" and I have ONE SCENE left to write, I'm going to finish this thing tonight if it kills me
Luna is thrilled to have a big yard to get her zoomies out in but is also currently passed tf out like she hasn't spent the last three days sleeping
December 23, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Luna is thrilled to have a big yard to get her zoomies out in but is also currently passed tf out like she hasn't spent the last three days sleeping
I wasn't exactly a fan of the freezing rain we were getting in Connecticut, but it's going to be 80° pretty much the entire time we're here and I hate it!
December 23, 2025 at 4:19 AM
I wasn't exactly a fan of the freezing rain we were getting in Connecticut, but it's going to be 80° pretty much the entire time we're here and I hate it!
last year I was fighting for my fucking life trying to get this dog to take her carsickness meds but this gross bacon paste makes it a five minute process. it still takes a third of the jar but it's so much easier
this shit is a GAME CHANGER
December 22, 2025 at 5:50 PM
last year I was fighting for my fucking life trying to get this dog to take her carsickness meds but this gross bacon paste makes it a five minute process. it still takes a third of the jar but it's so much easier
stopped at a hotel in Georgia, we deliberately picked a random suburb away from the highway with a well-lit access-controlled parking garage and brought everything inside so fingers crossed we don't have a repeat of 2023
December 22, 2025 at 4:21 AM
stopped at a hotel in Georgia, we deliberately picked a random suburb away from the highway with a well-lit access-controlled parking garage and brought everything inside so fingers crossed we don't have a repeat of 2023