Matt Simpson
@brickie78.bsky.social
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So much of that performatic toxic masculinity bullshit is just deep insecurities.
Sure bro, whatever you need to tell you to justify not being able to give your wife an orgasm.
Sure bro, whatever you need to tell you to justify not being able to give your wife an orgasm.
November 15, 2025 at 6:46 PM
So much of that performatic toxic masculinity bullshit is just deep insecurities.
Sure bro, whatever you need to tell you to justify not being able to give your wife an orgasm.
Sure bro, whatever you need to tell you to justify not being able to give your wife an orgasm.
Bitza Pizza walkers Advert 1986 (OLD Adverts)
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November 14, 2025 at 8:57 PM
The same evening as this episode of #TOTP, an East German government minister called Günther Schabowski held a boring, routine press conference...
November 14, 2025 at 8:37 PM
The same evening as this episode of #TOTP, an East German government minister called Günther Schabowski held a boring, routine press conference...
The same evening, an East German government minister called Günther Schabowski held a boring, routine press conference...
November 14, 2025 at 8:35 PM
The same evening, an East German government minister called Günther Schabowski held a boring, routine press conference...
You know, I think I'm going to stop following the #totp hashtag of a Friday. It's just so relentlessly "this is shit, that's shit, they're all shit". It's mostly not even enjoyably creative snark, just relentless whinging.
November 14, 2025 at 7:26 PM
You know, I think I'm going to stop following the #totp hashtag of a Friday. It's just so relentlessly "this is shit, that's shit, they're all shit". It's mostly not even enjoyably creative snark, just relentless whinging.
Today's James Bond discourse has reminded me of the excellent work done by @graham.loadingreadyrun.com and @wiggins.bsky.social on the "From Rewatch With Love" podcast/YT series a few years back. They had *opinions* about continuity in Bond too...
youtu.be/0RrpbF6xc6w?...
youtu.be/0RrpbF6xc6w?...
Dr. No (1962) || From Rewatch with Love Ep01
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November 11, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Today's James Bond discourse has reminded me of the excellent work done by @graham.loadingreadyrun.com and @wiggins.bsky.social on the "From Rewatch With Love" podcast/YT series a few years back. They had *opinions* about continuity in Bond too...
youtu.be/0RrpbF6xc6w?...
youtu.be/0RrpbF6xc6w?...
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Pardon my suddenly watery eyes, but a long-time regular just stopped in with this.
He'd been reading, found this line, and thought of me, so he wrote it out and brought it in.
"I am a handmaiden of civilization. I am a bookseller."
📚❤️
He'd been reading, found this line, and thought of me, so he wrote it out and brought it in.
"I am a handmaiden of civilization. I am a bookseller."
📚❤️
November 11, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Pardon my suddenly watery eyes, but a long-time regular just stopped in with this.
He'd been reading, found this line, and thought of me, so he wrote it out and brought it in.
"I am a handmaiden of civilization. I am a bookseller."
📚❤️
He'd been reading, found this line, and thought of me, so he wrote it out and brought it in.
"I am a handmaiden of civilization. I am a bookseller."
📚❤️
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Right. Here's my big pitch:
Muppet James Bond
James Bond in…A Heart-Felt Goodbye
Dominic Cooper as Bond
Kermit M Frog
Mrs Moneypiggy
Beaker & Dr Bunsen HoneyQ
The agents of G.O.N.Z.O. want to kidnap the world's chickens. MI5 has a mole (Rizzo the Rat). An agent is undercover as a chef in Sweden.
Muppet James Bond
James Bond in…A Heart-Felt Goodbye
Dominic Cooper as Bond
Kermit M Frog
Mrs Moneypiggy
Beaker & Dr Bunsen HoneyQ
The agents of G.O.N.Z.O. want to kidnap the world's chickens. MI5 has a mole (Rizzo the Rat). An agent is undercover as a chef in Sweden.
December 4, 2024 at 3:35 PM
Right. Here's my big pitch:
Muppet James Bond
James Bond in…A Heart-Felt Goodbye
Dominic Cooper as Bond
Kermit M Frog
Mrs Moneypiggy
Beaker & Dr Bunsen HoneyQ
The agents of G.O.N.Z.O. want to kidnap the world's chickens. MI5 has a mole (Rizzo the Rat). An agent is undercover as a chef in Sweden.
Muppet James Bond
James Bond in…A Heart-Felt Goodbye
Dominic Cooper as Bond
Kermit M Frog
Mrs Moneypiggy
Beaker & Dr Bunsen HoneyQ
The agents of G.O.N.Z.O. want to kidnap the world's chickens. MI5 has a mole (Rizzo the Rat). An agent is undercover as a chef in Sweden.
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So anyway, Rosalind Franklin
November 7, 2025 at 8:59 PM
So anyway, Rosalind Franklin
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This one genuinely made me laugh out loud.
November 8, 2025 at 3:28 PM
This one genuinely made me laugh out loud.
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I wouldn't particularly claim my life was a success, but so far I've navigated male middle age without either sending photos of my cock to random women or developing an obsessive public hatred against a marginalised group. It's not exactly a high bar, but clearly not everyone manages it.
November 8, 2025 at 10:46 AM
I wouldn't particularly claim my life was a success, but so far I've navigated male middle age without either sending photos of my cock to random women or developing an obsessive public hatred against a marginalised group. It's not exactly a high bar, but clearly not everyone manages it.
And of course Tanita Tikaram's brother Ramon is fairly well known too
a man in a suit and tie talking to a woman with ramon-tikaram-love written on the bottom
ALT: a man in a suit and tie talking to a woman with ramon-tikaram-love written on the bottom
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November 7, 2025 at 8:44 PM
And of course Tanita Tikaram's brother Ramon is fairly well known too
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Share to scream about your illness without actually screaming
November 5, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Share to scream about your illness without actually screaming
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"Bluey (1910 – 1939) was a female Australian Cattle Dog owned by Les and Rosalie Hall of Rochester, Victoria. She holds the Guinness World Record as the oldest verified dog to have ever lived."
"the whole town was deeply affected by her death"
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...
"the whole town was deeply affected by her death"
😭
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...
November 3, 2025 at 6:05 PM
"Bluey (1910 – 1939) was a female Australian Cattle Dog owned by Les and Rosalie Hall of Rochester, Victoria. She holds the Guinness World Record as the oldest verified dog to have ever lived."
"the whole town was deeply affected by her death"
😭
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...
"the whole town was deeply affected by her death"
😭
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...
If you tolerate Next, then your children will be this #totp (h/t @geospacedman.bsky.social)
October 31, 2025 at 7:26 PM
If you tolerate Next, then your children will be this #totp (h/t @geospacedman.bsky.social)
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No one has ever become a better parent by listening to what other people tell them on the internet.
October 28, 2025 at 6:55 PM
No one has ever become a better parent by listening to what other people tell them on the internet.
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The propaganda images published by the US Department of Labor...I'm starting to nice a pattern.
October 26, 2025 at 5:59 PM
The propaganda images published by the US Department of Labor...I'm starting to nice a pattern.
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Me an international Art Police officer grabbing a thief surrounded by his spoils. "I have you at last! Jail for you! For ten thousand years!"
Art Thief "But I'm using it to train my AI."
Me. "Me, oh, sorry, be about your business. I'll close the door on my way out."
Art Thief "But I'm using it to train my AI."
Me. "Me, oh, sorry, be about your business. I'll close the door on my way out."
October 20, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Me an international Art Police officer grabbing a thief surrounded by his spoils. "I have you at last! Jail for you! For ten thousand years!"
Art Thief "But I'm using it to train my AI."
Me. "Me, oh, sorry, be about your business. I'll close the door on my way out."
Art Thief "But I'm using it to train my AI."
Me. "Me, oh, sorry, be about your business. I'll close the door on my way out."
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AWS outages are interesting because each time it affects more and more disparate things, each is a snapshot scan of the metastatic cancer infecting the internet.
October 20, 2025 at 10:07 AM
AWS outages are interesting because each time it affects more and more disparate things, each is a snapshot scan of the metastatic cancer infecting the internet.