Matt Simpson
@brickie78.bsky.social
Football. Bloody hell.
February 11, 2026 at 10:18 PM
Football. Bloody hell.
No idea if me using this will make any difference, but it can't hurt
New pronoun labeller just dropped! Instructions are in the thread and as this is something that becomes more useful the more people are using it, plz do pass it along
The pronoun labeler, which was by far the most useful labeler on the site, was deleted by its creator. But thanks to @ripperoni.com there’s a new one available. I highly recommend it. It’s a great way to share your pronouns or see someone else’s pronouns at a glance.
bsky.app/profile/pron...
bsky.app/profile/pron...
February 11, 2026 at 7:01 PM
No idea if me using this will make any difference, but it can't hurt
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So a Norwegian biathlete cheated on his girlfriend at the Olympics (many such cases) and then told her about it on the phone (fair play) she dumped him (which I respect) and he then gave an interview where he told the whole world about everything in an attempt to do penance or something
What happened? WHAT DID I MISS? Sounds interesting.....
February 11, 2026 at 3:40 PM
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Another day, another slightly baffling vintage advert from the archives ('a showerfully good idea' was right there!)
February 11, 2026 at 10:25 AM
Another day, another slightly baffling vintage advert from the archives ('a showerfully good idea' was right there!)
Amazing
*Saves that one for when Turbos & Tantrums gets to '99*
*Saves that one for when Turbos & Tantrums gets to '99*
So RTÉ (Ireland's national broadcaster), showed Formula 1 here from 1995 to 2004.
This was their promo/advert for the 1999 Spanish GP.
One of the most baffling/somewhat funny things I've ever watched. What were they sniffing when deciding this was a good idea 😂
This was their promo/advert for the 1999 Spanish GP.
One of the most baffling/somewhat funny things I've ever watched. What were they sniffing when deciding this was a good idea 😂
February 11, 2026 at 7:34 AM
Amazing
*Saves that one for when Turbos & Tantrums gets to '99*
*Saves that one for when Turbos & Tantrums gets to '99*
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ah yes, the unrealistic timeline of Cyberpunk 2020
February 24, 2025 at 1:53 PM
ah yes, the unrealistic timeline of Cyberpunk 2020
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February 7, 2026 at 3:13 PM
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I don’t want to laugh at a small business but also VERY funny
February 6, 2026 at 1:40 PM
I don’t want to laugh at a small business but also VERY funny
February 6, 2026 at 8:54 PM
At this point in history, my mum was waddling around and considering nursery colour schemes, which means we're about 6 weeks away from Wuthering Heights #totp
February 6, 2026 at 8:09 PM
At this point in history, my mum was waddling around and considering nursery colour schemes, which means we're about 6 weeks away from Wuthering Heights #totp
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February 4, 2026 at 2:46 PM
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It looks like it's shaping itself to get up the stairs!
February 3, 2026 at 2:19 PM
It looks like it's shaping itself to get up the stairs!
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Definitely seems like they destroyed the country on purpose.
February 2, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Definitely seems like they destroyed the country on purpose.
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"average New Labour minister causes 3 scandals" factoid actualy just statistical error. average minister causes 0 scandals. Scandals Peter, who lives in cave & causes over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
January 31, 2026 at 7:29 PM
"average New Labour minister causes 3 scandals" factoid actualy just statistical error. average minister causes 0 scandals. Scandals Peter, who lives in cave & causes over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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Hoping Matt Goodwin loses Gorton and Denton for many reasons, not least because we can deploy the headline, and resulting nickname, Matt Badloss
January 31, 2026 at 10:10 AM
Hoping Matt Goodwin loses Gorton and Denton for many reasons, not least because we can deploy the headline, and resulting nickname, Matt Badloss
ABBA #totp
a small cartoon pokemon with a green leaf on its back is standing on a rock .
Alt: The pokemon Chikorita
media.tenor.com
January 30, 2026 at 8:36 PM
ABBA #totp
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Does anyone have 31 friends who want to do something really cool?
January 29, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Does anyone have 31 friends who want to do something really cool?