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Sadako crawling out of your tv, turning motion smoothing off, then crawling back in
October 26, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Journeys End in Kittens’ Greeting

Well, what a semester! We're back home in Pennsylvania now, but I wanted to get one last post in about our fantastic study abroad experience with the Bucknell/Penn State in Athens program. Our final archaeology field trip with Prof. David Scahill took us back to…
Journeys End in Kittens’ Greeting
Well, what a semester! We're back home in Pennsylvania now, but I wanted to get one last post in about our fantastic study abroad experience with the Bucknell/Penn State in Athens program. Our final archaeology field trip with Prof. David Scahill took us back to central Athens and the Roman agora and Hadrian's library. As had been the case for much of the term, we experienced not only the sights/sites of ancient Greece, but also the smells.
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May 4, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Bees?! (Gob’s not on board.)

This past weekend was Easter weekend, as I'm sure you know, but you may or may not have known that this year is one of those rare years when the Gregorian and Julian calendars align, meaning that all christians celebrate Easter on the same Sunday. Easter is big in…
Bees?! (Gob’s not on board.)
This past weekend was Easter weekend, as I'm sure you know, but you may or may not have known that this year is one of those rare years when the Gregorian and Julian calendars align, meaning that all christians celebrate Easter on the same Sunday. Easter is big in Greece and is often focused (beyond the religious significance) on a family gathering featuring a roasted lamb or goat.
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April 24, 2025 at 11:39 AM
I Mean, How Could I Not?

So, yeah, you're a film professor who gets the chance to live and work in Greece for three months. Are you going to make a film? Obviously. At least one. I am not here for the filmmaking--technically, I am here to teach a course on mythology and the films of Yorgos…
I Mean, How Could I Not?
So, yeah, you're a film professor who gets the chance to live and work in Greece for three months. Are you going to make a film? Obviously. At least one. I am not here for the filmmaking--technically, I am here to teach a course on mythology and the films of Yorgos Lanthimos and other Weird Wave filmmakers--but I am not going to pass up such a singular opportunity.
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April 19, 2025 at 9:54 AM
IYKYK (If You Knossos, You Knossos)

At the end of last week, we took the circus to Crete, which is officially the only Greek island the program gets to during the semester (though folks are free to go to others when they have time). We began our trip in Heraklion with a visit to the Heraklion…
IYKYK (If You Knossos, You Knossos)
At the end of last week, we took the circus to Crete, which is officially the only Greek island the program gets to during the semester (though folks are free to go to others when they have time). We began our trip in Heraklion with a visit to the Heraklion Archaeological Museum, which has amassed a wonderful collection of artifacts, most of which focus on the Minoan civilization.
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April 10, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Hairy Pottery and the Labyrinth of Fire

Our group at the Thetis Authentics workshop This week our group made a visit to Thetis Authentics Ltd in Athens for a marvelous hands-on workshop. Thetis Authentics is a company of artists and experts who specialize in authenticating ancient pottery. They…
Hairy Pottery and the Labyrinth of Fire
Our group at the Thetis Authentics workshop This week our group made a visit to Thetis Authentics Ltd in Athens for a marvelous hands-on workshop. Thetis Authentics is a company of artists and experts who specialize in authenticating ancient pottery. They also have the capacity to create bespoke pottery in the ancient styles.
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April 3, 2025 at 6:40 PM
More Fun Than A Pile o’ Cats

This past week was so full! It wasn't just that we did a lot (we did); it was that there was such a variety of things. Bring it on! Last weekend, Christina and I met up with our friend Maria (see below for more on Maria!) for a hike in Kaisariani, a gorgeous wooded…
More Fun Than A Pile o’ Cats
This past week was so full! It wasn't just that we did a lot (we did); it was that there was such a variety of things. Bring it on! Last weekend, Christina and I met up with our friend Maria (see below for more on Maria!) for a hike in Kaisariani, a gorgeous wooded mountain region on the eastern edge of the city of Athens.
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March 30, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Worlds with Friends

This past week has been spring break for the program, and that meant no classes (except for the Modern Greek course that I am taking as a student) and no student activities. Most of them have gone off to see other parts of Europe and will reconvene here in Athens over the next…
Worlds with Friends
This past week has been spring break for the program, and that meant no classes (except for the Modern Greek course that I am taking as a student) and no student activities. Most of them have gone off to see other parts of Europe and will reconvene here in Athens over the next couple of days.
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March 21, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Haunted by Love and Loss

This is a longer post, but it has great pictures! Our first stop on the Peloponnese trip was to the new archaeological museum in Kalamata (yes, the olives!) which was built to house the finds from the Griffin Warrior Tomb recently uncovered outside of Pylos, as well as…
Haunted by Love and Loss
This is a longer post, but it has great pictures! Our first stop on the Peloponnese trip was to the new archaeological museum in Kalamata (yes, the olives!) which was built to house the finds from the Griffin Warrior Tomb recently uncovered outside of Pylos, as well as other finds from the surrounding area. One of the more fascinating parts of our semester is being able to compare and contrast so many different museum exhibitions and give serious thought to hows and whys of exhibition design and execution.
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March 13, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Swift-Footed Professors

It's easy to imagine that Athens might be a good place for running, what with its historical associations with Marathon, etc. But that's all that they are in my admittedly limited experience: mere associations. Modern Athens is not particularly friendly to runners, at least…
Swift-Footed Professors
It's easy to imagine that Athens might be a good place for running, what with its historical associations with Marathon, etc. But that's all that they are in my admittedly limited experience: mere associations. Modern Athens is not particularly friendly to runners, at least in terms of infrastructure. Sidewalks are of wildly varying widths, uneven, and surrounded by highly unpredictable and therefore dangerous traffic.
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March 5, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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I always love to see my pal the King in Yellow invading a new genre. Now thanks to @tonemilazzo.com he has copped a 60s Eurospy vibe.
Coming soon: The King in Giallo, a Quickstart Adventure for ESPionage
A one-shot, RPG, adventure- Ian Fleming's classic James Bond, as if written by Robert W. Chambers, with a touch of Italian horror.
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February 28, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Keep Athens Weird

"I'm not saying it's aliens, but it's aliens." (Image from Dogtooth, 2009) The Lion Gate at Mycenae I didn't go on the weekend trip to the Argolid region (Nemea, Mycenae, with ouzo and wine tastings, etc.) this past weekend, because Nibbler has been in decline. She seems to be…
Keep Athens Weird
"I'm not saying it's aliens, but it's aliens." (Image from Dogtooth, 2009) The Lion Gate at Mycenae I didn't go on the weekend trip to the Argolid region (Nemea, Mycenae, with ouzo and wine tastings, etc.) this past weekend, because Nibbler has been in decline. She seems to be doing better, but she is approaching her eighteenth birthday, so we're realistic about her health and her prospects.
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February 26, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Ah, The Siren Song of A Cat at 0430

Until this morning, and aside from a standard couple of days of jet lag, I have been sleeping very well here in Athens. I don't generally, so it has been a welcome change, and part of that change was doubtless due to the fact that Nibbler was not waking me up…
Ah, The Siren Song of A Cat at 0430
Until this morning, and aside from a standard couple of days of jet lag, I have been sleeping very well here in Athens. I don't generally, so it has been a welcome change, and part of that change was doubtless due to the fact that Nibbler was not waking me up sometime in the three o'clock hour, as is her wont.
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February 12, 2025 at 5:20 AM
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The wait is over. Darkness is calling. 🔪📖

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February 7, 2025 at 6:30 PM
You’ll Myth Me When I’m Gone

Some of you know already, but for those who aren't aware, Christina and I are in our first week of leading our first study abroad program: Bucknell/Penn State in Athens! Christina is the official faculty-in-residence leader of the trip, but as her partner and the…
You’ll Myth Me When I’m Gone
Some of you know already, but for those who aren't aware, Christina and I are in our first week of leading our first study abroad program: Bucknell/Penn State in Athens! Christina is the official faculty-in-residence leader of the trip, but as her partner and the instructor of one course this term, I am obviously helping her with the formal and informal duties and obligations related to shepherding ten undergraduates on an 89-day adventure into Greeces both modern and ancient.
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February 5, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Do you like documentary horror, weird fiction, underground film, and/or The King in Yellow? Well man oh man do I have the book for you! wordhorde.com/books/mement...
February 13, 2024 at 6:29 PM
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November 30, 2023 at 2:35 AM
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Mentally I want to do all the things - physically and emotionally I want to do none of the things…

Zero. Things.
September 30, 2023 at 11:00 PM
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Today, you can order four free COVID tests.

Go here: www.covid.gov/tests

Pass it on.
September 25, 2023 at 10:03 AM
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The Maltese Cthulhu.
September 20, 2023 at 4:55 AM
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you can get through most of life on just “hell yeah brother” and “oof”
September 19, 2023 at 8:47 PM
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US COVID SHOTS ARE FREE.

Please do not let Walgreens and CVS mislead you or your family members or neighbors about this! They are the biggest part of the federal bridge (free shots for uninsured people) program, but the rollout’s logistics have been a little scattered and you may get pushback.
PSA: the CDC has a program that pays for your COVID vaccine if your insurer won't. The guy at CVS told me that my insurer had not added the new vaccine to its formulary yet, so I'd need to pay $190. I told him about this program, showed him the website, and paid nothing. 🤗
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September 19, 2023 at 10:57 PM
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i prefer Mexican Def Leppard because they pour real sugar on you
September 17, 2023 at 5:45 PM