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Bret Litke
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President of the Alberta Standardbred Horse Association

Racehorse trainer. Oilers fan for life.
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The "Jackie Robinson Day background" section of MLB's official press release about Jackie Robinson just notes that he was a first baseman for the Brooklyn Dodgers who debuted in 1947. Nothing about the how, the why.
April 15, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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Fuck you, @mlb.com
April 16, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Stop. Doing. The. Wave. With. A. 1. Goal. Lead.

God damn it.
March 23, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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Welcome to the show Walman!!! Wow!!!
March 9, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Impressive
Ah frick I saw the script. The Leafs are absolutely snapping their crazy “winning when leading entering the third” stat against the “absolutely can’t hold a lead in the third and has won one game in fifteen” San Jose Sharks tomorrow
March 4, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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this admin is the realtime demo of the answer to the question "what if the absolute stupidest people in the history of a nation ran that nation"
Boston Globe reports antics of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem at Vermont/Quebec library that sits on Canada-U.S. border. She repeatedly stepped over taped boundary marker in middle of the library, referring to Canada as the "51st State" every time she stood in Canada.
March 3, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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It’s nice how they’ve replicated the middle school dynamic of the insecure bully and his sniveling sidekick picking on someone surrounded by a circle of scared little boys who also try to talk shit so the bully doesn’t come after them.

Or as the right calls it, “masculinity.”
GLENN: Why don't you wear a suit? You're at the highest level in this country's office & you refuse to wear a suit. A lot of Americans have problems with you not respecting the office.

ZELENSKYY: I will wear a costume after this war will finish. Maybe something like yours. Maybe something better.
February 28, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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GLENN: Why don't you wear a suit? You're at the highest level in this country's office & you refuse to wear a suit. A lot of Americans have problems with you not respecting the office.

ZELENSKYY: I will wear a costume after this war will finish. Maybe something like yours. Maybe something better.
February 28, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Leon Draisaitl is the best player in the world.
February 26, 2025 at 1:02 AM
The new Captain Canada! Connor McDavid! A Canadian hero!!!!
February 21, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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Best Jersey ever.

#Canpoli
#Canada
#Hockey
February 21, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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Canada-Russia hockey final tonight, just like old times.
February 20, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Maybe MacKinnon should try using his teammates in 3 on 3 😬
February 13, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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When social media exposes traditional media’s deceit, it’s time for independent journalists to investigate why the press is backing a president who undermines free press—and is it coordinated?
February 10, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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Walk in, order a pastrami sandwich.

"What kinda bread?"

"Rye. No, fuck, banana. You got banana bread back there?"

"What kinda cheese?"

"Cottage."

"Get the fuck out! I'm not makin' a banana bread, pastrami, cottage cheese sandwich! That would severely ruin my reputation!"
February 6, 2025 at 5:57 PM
How in the hell is that a penalty at all? Two minutes to Ekholm for body checking.
February 5, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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Based on the inaction in DC, apparently this is the only way Senators will defeat Predators.
February 4, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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Explaining to CNN the economic chaos that Donald Trump is about to unleash on his own people. We will never break or concede to an erratic thug who seems like Al Capone in his syphilitic phase trying to pull a shakedown.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-ZE...
Canadian MP fires back after Trump says he wants Canada to be 51st state
YouTube video by CNN
www.youtube.com
February 3, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Draisaitl’s case for the Hart gets stronger by the day.
January 22, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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What the hell, NHL?

lowetide.ca/2025/01/19/w...
What the Hell?
What the Hell?
lowetide.ca
January 19, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Painful to watch the Chiefs and how much the refs go out of their way to help them. Every time Mahomes is touched he is looking at the refs, pathetic!!!
January 18, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Best Oilers game of the season, hands down.
January 17, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Watching this football game would be a lot more enjoyable if this god damn Bell commercial with the lady and her gravelly voice didn’t play twice every single break.

Seriously, what the heck?!
January 14, 2025 at 2:22 AM