Bret Litke
@bretlitke.bsky.social
President of the Alberta Standardbred Horse Association
Racehorse trainer. Oilers fan for life.
Racehorse trainer. Oilers fan for life.
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These really are the worst people on the planet.
April 10, 2025 at 3:14 PM
These really are the worst people on the planet.
Not a joke. Probably the first Oilers game I have fell asleep during…. maybe ever? Granted, I was tired, but man. You’ve hit the nail on the head. This team feels weird.
I feel bad for Skinner. If Kapanen is in the lineup over him in the playoffs, that’ll be a substantial red flag for KK.
I feel bad for Skinner. If Kapanen is in the lineup over him in the playoffs, that’ll be a substantial red flag for KK.
April 8, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Not a joke. Probably the first Oilers game I have fell asleep during…. maybe ever? Granted, I was tired, but man. You’ve hit the nail on the head. This team feels weird.
I feel bad for Skinner. If Kapanen is in the lineup over him in the playoffs, that’ll be a substantial red flag for KK.
I feel bad for Skinner. If Kapanen is in the lineup over him in the playoffs, that’ll be a substantial red flag for KK.
It’s a lot, unfortunately. Additionally, that’s now 23/45 games with a save percentage of less than .900 for skinner.
Only 2/11 games has he gone north of .900.
Only 2/11 games has he gone north of .900.
March 14, 2025 at 3:54 AM
It’s a lot, unfortunately. Additionally, that’s now 23/45 games with a save percentage of less than .900 for skinner.
Only 2/11 games has he gone north of .900.
Only 2/11 games has he gone north of .900.
I personally would love to set that sign ablaze. Hope someone does just that.
February 21, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I personally would love to set that sign ablaze. Hope someone does just that.
The Beaches are so good
February 13, 2025 at 5:26 PM
The Beaches are so good
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Walk in, order a pastrami sandwich.
"What kinda bread?"
"Rye. No, fuck, banana. You got banana bread back there?"
"What kinda cheese?"
"Cottage."
"Get the fuck out! I'm not makin' a banana bread, pastrami, cottage cheese sandwich! That would severely ruin my reputation!"
"What kinda bread?"
"Rye. No, fuck, banana. You got banana bread back there?"
"What kinda cheese?"
"Cottage."
"Get the fuck out! I'm not makin' a banana bread, pastrami, cottage cheese sandwich! That would severely ruin my reputation!"
February 6, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Walk in, order a pastrami sandwich.
"What kinda bread?"
"Rye. No, fuck, banana. You got banana bread back there?"
"What kinda cheese?"
"Cottage."
"Get the fuck out! I'm not makin' a banana bread, pastrami, cottage cheese sandwich! That would severely ruin my reputation!"
"What kinda bread?"
"Rye. No, fuck, banana. You got banana bread back there?"
"What kinda cheese?"
"Cottage."
"Get the fuck out! I'm not makin' a banana bread, pastrami, cottage cheese sandwich! That would severely ruin my reputation!"