There’s a joke about Chomsky & syntax somewhere in these emails — we just have to put all those words in the right order.
November 14, 2025 at 12:49 AM
There’s a joke about Chomsky & syntax somewhere in these emails — we just have to put all those words in the right order.
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This is unbearably funny
Joke of the day from Moscow: Russia tried to unveil its first humanoid AI robot, Aidol. Key word: tried. The robot collapsed during its debut, forcing organizers to cut the presentation short. Their rushed attempt to lift the prop only made things worse.
November 12, 2025 at 1:17 AM
This is unbearably funny
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November 5, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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Evanston mayor @danielbiss.bsky.social is launching investigations into reports of immigration agents brutalizing community members.
“They appear to have just started beating people up for no reason.”
“They appear to have just started beating people up for no reason.”
November 6, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Evanston mayor @danielbiss.bsky.social is launching investigations into reports of immigration agents brutalizing community members.
“They appear to have just started beating people up for no reason.”
“They appear to have just started beating people up for no reason.”
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Exactly. Musk and the DJT cabal are all heartless and cretinous murdering wannabees already, if not actually.
October 31, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Exactly. Musk and the DJT cabal are all heartless and cretinous murdering wannabees already, if not actually.
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Cuomo can say Kościuszko but not Mamdani?
October 23, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Cuomo can say Kościuszko but not Mamdani?
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Charles Entertainment Schumer
October 22, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Charles Entertainment Schumer
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the president of the united states wants to use the american military to kill american citizens on american soil. that's the whole story!
September 30, 2025 at 2:43 PM
the president of the united states wants to use the american military to kill american citizens on american soil. that's the whole story!
I was honestly let down & a bit surprised to see Bill Burr, Hannibal Burress, & even Pete Davidson doing that Riyadh “Comedy” festival . . .
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September 30, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I was honestly let down & a bit surprised to see Bill Burr, Hannibal Burress, & even Pete Davidson doing that Riyadh “Comedy” festival . . .
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Shooting people is bad.
Political violence is bad.
No good will come of this.
I do not agree with him, but this can’t be us.
Political violence is bad.
No good will come of this.
I do not agree with him, but this can’t be us.
September 10, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Shooting people is bad.
Political violence is bad.
No good will come of this.
I do not agree with him, but this can’t be us.
Political violence is bad.
No good will come of this.
I do not agree with him, but this can’t be us.
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guys they're on a couples marriage encounter weekend trying to revive what has died
August 30, 2025 at 12:41 PM
guys they're on a couples marriage encounter weekend trying to revive what has died
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Mamadani won NYC mayor Dem primary & Jeffries & Schumer won’t endorse him.
Omar Fateh won the Minneapolis mayor Dem primary & Tim Walz won’t endorse him.
Bowman & Bush were Dem incumbents & the Party let AIPAC primary them.
"vote blue no matter who"🙄
Any wonder the party has 26% approval rating?
Omar Fateh won the Minneapolis mayor Dem primary & Tim Walz won’t endorse him.
Bowman & Bush were Dem incumbents & the Party let AIPAC primary them.
"vote blue no matter who"🙄
Any wonder the party has 26% approval rating?
August 16, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Mamadani won NYC mayor Dem primary & Jeffries & Schumer won’t endorse him.
Omar Fateh won the Minneapolis mayor Dem primary & Tim Walz won’t endorse him.
Bowman & Bush were Dem incumbents & the Party let AIPAC primary them.
"vote blue no matter who"🙄
Any wonder the party has 26% approval rating?
Omar Fateh won the Minneapolis mayor Dem primary & Tim Walz won’t endorse him.
Bowman & Bush were Dem incumbents & the Party let AIPAC primary them.
"vote blue no matter who"🙄
Any wonder the party has 26% approval rating?
I find it odd that the Republican former congressman who lives next to my mother is playing Frank Zappa’s album, Joe’s Garage: Act I, in his backyard.
August 3, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I find it odd that the Republican former congressman who lives next to my mother is playing Frank Zappa’s album, Joe’s Garage: Act I, in his backyard.
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Hey everyone I know a lot of wild terrible stuff is happening every day but let's not forget that D*nald Tr"mp is a pedophile and is still allowed to be president
August 1, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Hey everyone I know a lot of wild terrible stuff is happening every day but let's not forget that D*nald Tr"mp is a pedophile and is still allowed to be president
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Something that always bugged me about Garden State was that when she gives him the headphones New Slang is just starting. She was listening to Girl Inform Me. She thought Girl Inform Me would change his life.
June 29, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Something that always bugged me about Garden State was that when she gives him the headphones New Slang is just starting. She was listening to Girl Inform Me. She thought Girl Inform Me would change his life.
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Measles mumps and rubella have cross-endorsed Cuomo
June 24, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Measles mumps and rubella have cross-endorsed Cuomo
Mamma Fratelli from The Goonies has endorsed Cuomo.
June 24, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Mamma Fratelli from The Goonies has endorsed Cuomo.
@billclinton.bsky.social endorsing @andrewcuomo.bsky.social makes sense — they’re both neoliberals who think of women as props for their own sexual gratification .
June 22, 2025 at 1:42 PM
@billclinton.bsky.social endorsing @andrewcuomo.bsky.social makes sense — they’re both neoliberals who think of women as props for their own sexual gratification .
It’s just dawning on me now, but the way things have been going, I really hope Leo XIV doesn’t end up being some lame. back door Leonard Part 6 reboot.
May 8, 2025 at 8:45 PM
It’s just dawning on me now, but the way things have been going, I really hope Leo XIV doesn’t end up being some lame. back door Leonard Part 6 reboot.
I never thought we’d actually get him, but I had been thinking an American, not unlike Leo XIV, would be an excellent choice to face the particular issues the world is currently facing. I hope I was right.
May 8, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I never thought we’d actually get him, but I had been thinking an American, not unlike Leo XIV, would be an excellent choice to face the particular issues the world is currently facing. I hope I was right.
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“The pope will be from Chicago” sounds like an 1880s Republican’s dire prediction for if we don’t stop Irish immigration
May 8, 2025 at 5:26 PM
“The pope will be from Chicago” sounds like an 1880s Republican’s dire prediction for if we don’t stop Irish immigration