Brendan J. Middlename Murphy
@brendanjmurphy.bsky.social
Uncontested 2020 Wimbledon men’s singles Champion, with naive metaphysics and unserious epistemological foundations.
I feel pretty safe from Frankenstein because the monster would just be called “Murphy.” Can you imagine? The scariest that could be is like a meathead from Southie.
November 15, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I feel pretty safe from Frankenstein because the monster would just be called “Murphy.” Can you imagine? The scariest that could be is like a meathead from Southie.
Looking forward to naming the Noble Piece Prize winners for typos.
November 11, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Looking forward to naming the Noble Piece Prize winners for typos.
The great thing about an Odyssey Choose Your Own Adventure book is that at any point “turn to page ___ to just go home and kill all the dudes trying to bang your wife” works seamlessly.
November 10, 2025 at 10:01 PM
The great thing about an Odyssey Choose Your Own Adventure book is that at any point “turn to page ___ to just go home and kill all the dudes trying to bang your wife” works seamlessly.
Shipping up to Boston and The Downeaster Alexa are conceivably about the same one-legged fisherman.
November 9, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Shipping up to Boston and The Downeaster Alexa are conceivably about the same one-legged fisherman.
I don’t care if they ever make another GTA but I would like to play NHL ‘94.
November 7, 2025 at 6:00 AM
I don’t care if they ever make another GTA but I would like to play NHL ‘94.
I really hope the Waiting for Godot with Keanu Reeves and Alex Winter has a scene where Vladimir threatens not to pull Estragon’s ripcord.
October 28, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I really hope the Waiting for Godot with Keanu Reeves and Alex Winter has a scene where Vladimir threatens not to pull Estragon’s ripcord.
I believe it when he produces an oversized magnifying glass.
After the Louvre jewelry heist on Sunday, a photo distributed by The Associated Press showing three policemen outside the museum — and a sharply-dressed man — confused many people on social media. Who is the dapper man? Is he even real? nyti.ms/42TI9RE
October 24, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I believe it when he produces an oversized magnifying glass.
Add Sean Bean to the last season of White Lotus but keep his accent.
October 22, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Add Sean Bean to the last season of White Lotus but keep his accent.
How much can a flight to paris, trench coat, and oversized magnifying glass cost?
October 21, 2025 at 8:59 PM
How much can a flight to paris, trench coat, and oversized magnifying glass cost?
I don’t want to hear about anything else. If they wore frog costumes I say start the documentary now.
Thieves steal jewels from Louvre in Paris, media reports reut.rs/43u2cX1
Thieves steal jewels from Louvre in Paris, media reports
A robbery has taken place at the Louvre museum in Paris early on Sunday, French Culture Minister Rachida Dati said, with the newspaper Le Parisien reporting several thieves have stolen pieces of jewellery from the Napoleon collection.
reut.rs
October 19, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I don’t want to hear about anything else. If they wore frog costumes I say start the documentary now.
This is peak inflatable mascot costume since they first took minor league hockey arena by storm.
October 18, 2025 at 10:11 PM
This is peak inflatable mascot costume since they first took minor league hockey arena by storm.
Arch Manning knows!
a woman in a red jacket is waving at a crowd
ALT: a woman in a red jacket is waving at a crowd
media.tenor.com
October 11, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Arch Manning knows!
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cc: academy awards
October 3, 2025 at 10:17 PM
cc: academy awards
The existence of Brian Daboll and Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force in the same reality is so much better than anything AI could ever do.
October 3, 2025 at 3:11 AM
The existence of Brian Daboll and Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force in the same reality is so much better than anything AI could ever do.
I did have to google if the incredibly horny trailer for the new 2026 Wuthering Heights with Margot Robbie was real or Paul Thomas Anderson going full Tropic Thunder.
October 1, 2025 at 4:35 AM
I did have to google if the incredibly horny trailer for the new 2026 Wuthering Heights with Margot Robbie was real or Paul Thomas Anderson going full Tropic Thunder.
I really liked One Battle After Another. I liked it ah-lott.
October 1, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I really liked One Battle After Another. I liked it ah-lott.
Spinal Tap II will probably be great and all but these guys are doing the damn thing:
youtu.be/zl-wAqplQAo?...
youtu.be/zl-wAqplQAo?...
LISTERS: A Glimpse Into Extreme Birdwatching
YouTube video by owen reiser
youtu.be
September 16, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Spinal Tap II will probably be great and all but these guys are doing the damn thing:
youtu.be/zl-wAqplQAo?...
youtu.be/zl-wAqplQAo?...
This book, made me want to buy a sextant and for more books to go full whale.
rainydaybooks.com/event/2025-0...
rainydaybooks.com/event/2025-0...
Amie Barrodale, Trip
rainydaybooks.com
September 11, 2025 at 6:50 AM
This book, made me want to buy a sextant and for more books to go full whale.
rainydaybooks.com/event/2025-0...
rainydaybooks.com/event/2025-0...
Seems like @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social bait. Or vice versa.
I guess this has probably already gone viral somewhere but I am simply dying at this picture of a bear that looks like it hired a photographer to do a glamour shoot
September 11, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Seems like @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social bait. Or vice versa.
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I saw a paint store truck yesterday with a great big Sherwin Williams logo imprinted on its side, and if there's ever been a better logo than Sherwin Williams's, I don't know what it might be.
September 9, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I saw a paint store truck yesterday with a great big Sherwin Williams logo imprinted on its side, and if there's ever been a better logo than Sherwin Williams's, I don't know what it might be.
Every car commercial since Mitsubishi used Spacehog’s “In the Meantime” has been downhill.
September 6, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Every car commercial since Mitsubishi used Spacehog’s “In the Meantime” has been downhill.
You think if he ever has to pretend to be a lady he goes by Gal Zackaifanakis?
August 30, 2025 at 1:58 AM
You think if he ever has to pretend to be a lady he goes by Gal Zackaifanakis?
Dogfood w/sprinkles > A Million Little Pieces.
AND a Roomba (mmm, yes, poignant). Don’t @ Me OPRAH!
AND a Roomba (mmm, yes, poignant). Don’t @ Me OPRAH!
August 23, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Dogfood w/sprinkles > A Million Little Pieces.
AND a Roomba (mmm, yes, poignant). Don’t @ Me OPRAH!
AND a Roomba (mmm, yes, poignant). Don’t @ Me OPRAH!
Reposted by Brendan J. Middlename Murphy
give me a bag of these and you don't even have to worry about the money
August 21, 2025 at 1:03 AM
give me a bag of these and you don't even have to worry about the money
Please, anyone, punctuate!
August 21, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Please, anyone, punctuate!