Brendan J. Middlename Murphy
@brendanjmurphy.bsky.social
Uncontested 2020 Wimbledon men’s singles Champion, with naive metaphysics and unserious epistemological foundations.
Whoa, who invited Shea Whigham to the Trotskyist Dad book club? (Probably one of Schumer imaginary constituents).
November 10, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Whoa, who invited Shea Whigham to the Trotskyist Dad book club? (Probably one of Schumer imaginary constituents).
I really hope the Waiting for Godot with Keanu Reeves and Alex Winter has a scene where Vladimir threatens not to pull Estragon’s ripcord.
October 28, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I really hope the Waiting for Godot with Keanu Reeves and Alex Winter has a scene where Vladimir threatens not to pull Estragon’s ripcord.
It’s uncanny
October 26, 2025 at 7:56 PM
It’s uncanny
It’s tha ahhh Skabbattahh-OHNooos!
October 26, 2025 at 7:43 PM
It’s tha ahhh Skabbattahh-OHNooos!
This is peak inflatable mascot costume since they first took minor league hockey arena by storm.
October 18, 2025 at 10:11 PM
This is peak inflatable mascot costume since they first took minor league hockey arena by storm.
The existence of Brian Daboll and Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force in the same reality is so much better than anything AI could ever do.
October 3, 2025 at 3:11 AM
The existence of Brian Daboll and Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force in the same reality is so much better than anything AI could ever do.
He’s Donald Duck and a Chad meme but most of all:
October 2, 2025 at 12:02 AM
He’s Donald Duck and a Chad meme but most of all:
This was my favorite Battle of Algiers reference:
October 1, 2025 at 8:53 PM
This was my favorite Battle of Algiers reference:
Aww yeah.
September 16, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Aww yeah.
The bowling alley definitely charges size though?
September 6, 2025 at 4:12 AM
The bowling alley definitely charges size though?
Dr. Goldsoundz is my doctor too!
September 5, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Dr. Goldsoundz is my doctor too!
Dogfood w/sprinkles > A Million Little Pieces.
AND a Roomba (mmm, yes, poignant). Don’t @ Me OPRAH!
AND a Roomba (mmm, yes, poignant). Don’t @ Me OPRAH!
August 23, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Dogfood w/sprinkles > A Million Little Pieces.
AND a Roomba (mmm, yes, poignant). Don’t @ Me OPRAH!
AND a Roomba (mmm, yes, poignant). Don’t @ Me OPRAH!
Drop a sick Kokopelli on the other side of the helmet and it’s perfect
August 23, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Drop a sick Kokopelli on the other side of the helmet and it’s perfect
It’s a proven strategy.
August 21, 2025 at 4:21 AM
It’s a proven strategy.
He knows.
August 3, 2025 at 2:17 AM
He knows.
Just to include the visual element:
July 22, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Just to include the visual element:
I think this is the target audience. Maybe we change some of the British names for things or locations back?
July 9, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I think this is the target audience. Maybe we change some of the British names for things or locations back?
Exhibit A: Muppetskin Boots
www.loewe.com/usa/en/men/s... Campo chelsea boot in brushed suede Green - LOEWE
www.loewe.com/usa/en/men/s... Campo chelsea boot in brushed suede Green - LOEWE
June 26, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Exhibit A: Muppetskin Boots
www.loewe.com/usa/en/men/s... Campo chelsea boot in brushed suede Green - LOEWE
www.loewe.com/usa/en/men/s... Campo chelsea boot in brushed suede Green - LOEWE
“Oh bother, bor gullet will have to know the truth I suppose.”
June 18, 2025 at 9:36 PM
“Oh bother, bor gullet will have to know the truth I suppose.”
The Kaiser Soze of Dept. Q really got me good.
June 7, 2025 at 9:16 PM
The Kaiser Soze of Dept. Q really got me good.