Brendan J. Middlename Murphy
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Brendan J. Middlename Murphy
@brendanjmurphy.bsky.social
Uncontested 2020 Wimbledon men’s singles Champion, with naive metaphysics and unserious epistemological foundations.
November 13, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Whoa, who invited Shea Whigham to the Trotskyist Dad book club? (Probably one of Schumer imaginary constituents).
November 10, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I really hope the Waiting for Godot with Keanu Reeves and Alex Winter has a scene where Vladimir threatens not to pull Estragon’s ripcord.
October 28, 2025 at 2:28 AM
It’s uncanny
October 26, 2025 at 7:56 PM
It’s tha ahhh Skabbattahh-OHNooos!
October 26, 2025 at 7:43 PM
October 20, 2025 at 3:49 AM
This is peak inflatable mascot costume since they first took minor league hockey arena by storm.
October 18, 2025 at 10:11 PM
October 14, 2025 at 3:37 PM
October 11, 2025 at 10:57 PM
October 11, 2025 at 10:47 PM
The existence of Brian Daboll and Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force in the same reality is so much better than anything AI could ever do.
October 3, 2025 at 3:11 AM
He’s Donald Duck and a Chad meme but most of all:
October 2, 2025 at 12:02 AM
This was my favorite Battle of Algiers reference:
October 1, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Aww yeah.
September 16, 2025 at 4:23 AM
The bowling alley definitely charges size though?
September 6, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Dr. Goldsoundz is my doctor too!
September 5, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Dogfood w/sprinkles > A Million Little Pieces.

AND a Roomba (mmm, yes, poignant). Don’t @ Me OPRAH!
August 23, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Drop a sick Kokopelli on the other side of the helmet and it’s perfect
August 23, 2025 at 3:53 PM
It’s a proven strategy.
August 21, 2025 at 4:21 AM
He knows.
August 3, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Just to include the visual element:
July 22, 2025 at 4:12 AM
I think this is the target audience. Maybe we change some of the British names for things or locations back?
July 9, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Exhibit A: Muppetskin Boots

www.loewe.com/usa/en/men/s... Campo chelsea boot in brushed suede Green - LOEWE
June 26, 2025 at 3:34 AM
“Oh bother, bor gullet will have to know the truth I suppose.”
June 18, 2025 at 9:36 PM
The Kaiser Soze of Dept. Q really got me good.
June 7, 2025 at 9:16 PM