Brendan J. Middlename Murphy
@brendanjmurphy.bsky.social
Uncontested 2020 Wimbledon men’s singles Champion, with naive metaphysics and unserious epistemological foundations.
Sun don’t lie University.
November 14, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Sun don’t lie University.
Hey, Simon Nemec has as many career hat tricks as Connor Bedard.
a man with a beard says " who would ve thought "
Alt: Guess TNT’s NHL coverage hasn’t seen Finding Nemo.
media.tenor.com
November 13, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Hey, Simon Nemec has as many career hat tricks as Connor Bedard.
90’s Sociology textbook bad.
November 10, 2025 at 9:53 PM
90’s Sociology textbook bad.
Whoa, who invited Shea Whigham to the Trotskyist Dad book club? (Probably one of Schumer imaginary constituents).
November 10, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Whoa, who invited Shea Whigham to the Trotskyist Dad book club? (Probably one of Schumer imaginary constituents).
“If you're gonna hit me, hit me.”
November 9, 2025 at 12:31 AM
“If you're gonna hit me, hit me.”
They call him “Sysco, the Dragon.”
October 29, 2025 at 3:40 AM
They call him “Sysco, the Dragon.”
Oh Men…
October 28, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Oh Men…
It’s uncanny
October 26, 2025 at 7:56 PM
It’s uncanny
It’s tha ahhh Skabbattahh-OHNooos!
October 26, 2025 at 7:43 PM
It’s tha ahhh Skabbattahh-OHNooos!
Simpsons did it.
October 22, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Simpsons did it.
By hand I hope!
October 21, 2025 at 9:09 PM
By hand I hope!
MissU Pop and Disasshole Juice were right there.
October 21, 2025 at 9:02 PM
MissU Pop and Disasshole Juice were right there.
The Carpenter Family groupchat gotta be lit.
October 20, 2025 at 11:37 PM
The Carpenter Family groupchat gotta be lit.
