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breezepisser
@breezepisser.bsky.social
pittsburgh
he/him

interests: super smash bros melee, data analytics, religion, art
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Evidence Part 2 to the greatness of Qud: a terrifyingly powerful Cyber Ape that punched a dude through a column of shale into a bloody puddle
February 16, 2026 at 8:05 PM
British people in India be like: asafeteeda
February 8, 2026 at 5:15 PM
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This photo is funnier than it has any business being

people.com/hairdresser-...
February 7, 2026 at 3:13 PM
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You could not make Austin Powers today. Without including exciting new AI features from microsoft copilot
February 3, 2026 at 11:03 PM
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Union workers solved the trolley problem, you're welcome
January 31, 2026 at 1:45 AM
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Xbox LIVE was willing to do in 2013 what the entire US establishment was not.
January 31, 2026 at 1:34 AM
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BREAKING: Judge dismisses murder, weapons charges against alleged UnitedHealth CEO killer Mangione reut.rs/45Fin56
January 30, 2026 at 3:21 PM
Watched Memories of Murder by Bong Joon Ho last night, what an absolute masterpiece. I can't stop geeking out about it.
January 30, 2026 at 1:48 PM
Going to start intentionally fucking up the kerning in my skeets as a subtle form of ragebaiting
January 19, 2026 at 8:33 PM
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rare garf
January 18, 2026 at 5:30 AM
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Eyvind Earle (American, 1916-2000)
"Winter Bonsai," 1982
Serigraph
28 x 22 in
#art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt
January 17, 2026 at 3:33 AM
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wikipedia turns 25 today! the last unenshittified major website! backbone of online info! triumph of humanity! powered by urge of unpaid randos to correct each other! somehow mostly reliable! "good thing wikipedia works in practice, because it sure doesn't work in theory" - old wiki adage
January 15, 2026 at 1:47 PM
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January 12, 2026 at 12:17 PM
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i love the idea of a guy who’s still been on the edge of getting into jeopardy after 61 years of it airing
January 8, 2026 at 8:42 PM
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#ThursdayGreen
As Seen In Paducah
This is "Small Medium At Large" by George Siciliano from Lebanon, PA.
This piece was in their miniature collection. I'll attach close-ups so you can totally appreciate his work.
January 8, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Boiler room sets are gen z's lofi beats to study to
January 7, 2026 at 3:31 PM
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William S. Schwartz (1896–1977) ‘The Last Rays’, 1922
January 4, 2026 at 5:40 PM
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“INQUISITION”.

32” x 40” 2026. Acrylic on canvas.

#painting #abstract #abstractart
January 4, 2026 at 3:40 PM
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Hate it when I wake up in a wider gyre than the one I went to sleep in
January 3, 2026 at 3:47 PM
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January 1, 2026 at 4:54 PM
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David Inshaw (British, b.1943)
"Allotments," 1987
Oil on canvas
129 x 152 cm
#art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt #HappyNewYear
December 31, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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furthermore, OpenAI must be destroyed.
December 26, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne
December 26, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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Wtf are we doing?

"CNN partners with Kalshi to integrate prediction markets into its global newsroom. The first major news network to embrace Kalshi prediction markets."
December 3, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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René Magritte (1898-1967), “The Castle of the Pyrenees” (1959), oil on canvas, 145 x 200 cm.
December 24, 2025 at 11:42 PM