breezepisser
@breezepisser.bsky.social
pittsburgh
he/him
interests: super smash bros melee, data analytics, religion, art
he/him
interests: super smash bros melee, data analytics, religion, art
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Evidence Part 2 to the greatness of Qud: a terrifyingly powerful Cyber Ape that punched a dude through a column of shale into a bloody puddle
![wet dawning ape [wading]
Neutral, Impossible
Crushing metal arms and a pendulum gait put into motion the idea that knuckle-walking was in iteration between life and machine. Artifical cheek pads blow to terrifying size emotes in the key of power.
around his chrome-bang head, and his facescreen
Physical features: ape fist, ape fist
Perfect
12 [spacel Continue](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:o5yjdq6v6y556vpctjnz7ee5/bafkreigsuob37vt2kqc7ukkjawzt4xvkbiyolswgutpta5vvu4kdt5qwwy@jpeg)
February 16, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Evidence Part 2 to the greatness of Qud: a terrifyingly powerful Cyber Ape that punched a dude through a column of shale into a bloody puddle
British people in India be like: asafeteeda
February 8, 2026 at 5:15 PM
British people in India be like: asafeteeda
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February 7, 2026 at 3:13 PM
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You could not make Austin Powers today. Without including exciting new AI features from microsoft copilot
February 3, 2026 at 11:03 PM
You could not make Austin Powers today. Without including exciting new AI features from microsoft copilot
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Union workers solved the trolley problem, you're welcome
January 31, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Union workers solved the trolley problem, you're welcome
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Xbox LIVE was willing to do in 2013 what the entire US establishment was not.
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Thur 12/19/20139:36:08 PM
Subject: E-STOP: Message to Impacted Users
Title: Xbox LIVE - E-STOP: Message to Impacted Users
Xbox LIVE
E-STOP: Message to Impacted Users
Dear Xbox LIVE member,
This message is to notify you that Xbox LIVE has permanently suspended the Xbox LIVE account associated with this email address. This action is based on the New York Attorney General&s partnership with Microsoft and other online gaming companies to remove New York registered sex offenders from online gaming services to minimize the risk to others, particularly children. As a result, any Xbox LIVE account associated with this email address will not be able to connect to Xbox LIVE.
If you have an Xbox LIVE Gold subscription, or any unused Microsoft points, we are refunding the remaining value of those to you within 30 days.
If you do not receive a refund within 30 days, or if you feel that you have been banned incorrectly, please send Microsoft a notice using the process at www.xbox.com/notice.
Sincerely,
Xbox LIVE
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January 31, 2026 at 1:34 AM
Xbox LIVE was willing to do in 2013 what the entire US establishment was not.
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BREAKING: Judge dismisses murder, weapons charges against alleged UnitedHealth CEO killer Mangione reut.rs/45Fin56
January 30, 2026 at 3:21 PM
BREAKING: Judge dismisses murder, weapons charges against alleged UnitedHealth CEO killer Mangione reut.rs/45Fin56
Watched Memories of Murder by Bong Joon Ho last night, what an absolute masterpiece. I can't stop geeking out about it.
January 30, 2026 at 1:48 PM
Watched Memories of Murder by Bong Joon Ho last night, what an absolute masterpiece. I can't stop geeking out about it.
Going to start intentionally fucking up the kerning in my skeets as a subtle form of ragebaiting
January 19, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Going to start intentionally fucking up the kerning in my skeets as a subtle form of ragebaiting
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Eyvind Earle (American, 1916-2000)
"Winter Bonsai," 1982
Serigraph
28 x 22 in
#art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt
"Winter Bonsai," 1982
Serigraph
28 x 22 in
#art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt
January 17, 2026 at 3:33 AM
Eyvind Earle (American, 1916-2000)
"Winter Bonsai," 1982
Serigraph
28 x 22 in
#art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt
"Winter Bonsai," 1982
Serigraph
28 x 22 in
#art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt
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wikipedia turns 25 today! the last unenshittified major website! backbone of online info! triumph of humanity! powered by urge of unpaid randos to correct each other! somehow mostly reliable! "good thing wikipedia works in practice, because it sure doesn't work in theory" - old wiki adage
January 15, 2026 at 1:47 PM
wikipedia turns 25 today! the last unenshittified major website! backbone of online info! triumph of humanity! powered by urge of unpaid randos to correct each other! somehow mostly reliable! "good thing wikipedia works in practice, because it sure doesn't work in theory" - old wiki adage
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i love the idea of a guy who’s still been on the edge of getting into jeopardy after 61 years of it airing
January 8, 2026 at 8:42 PM
i love the idea of a guy who’s still been on the edge of getting into jeopardy after 61 years of it airing
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#ThursdayGreen
As Seen In Paducah
This is "Small Medium At Large" by George Siciliano from Lebanon, PA.
This piece was in their miniature collection. I'll attach close-ups so you can totally appreciate his work.
As Seen In Paducah
This is "Small Medium At Large" by George Siciliano from Lebanon, PA.
This piece was in their miniature collection. I'll attach close-ups so you can totally appreciate his work.
January 8, 2026 at 6:05 PM
#ThursdayGreen
As Seen In Paducah
This is "Small Medium At Large" by George Siciliano from Lebanon, PA.
This piece was in their miniature collection. I'll attach close-ups so you can totally appreciate his work.
As Seen In Paducah
This is "Small Medium At Large" by George Siciliano from Lebanon, PA.
This piece was in their miniature collection. I'll attach close-ups so you can totally appreciate his work.
Boiler room sets are gen z's lofi beats to study to
January 7, 2026 at 3:31 PM
Boiler room sets are gen z's lofi beats to study to
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William S. Schwartz (1896–1977) ‘The Last Rays’, 1922
January 4, 2026 at 5:40 PM
William S. Schwartz (1896–1977) ‘The Last Rays’, 1922
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January 4, 2026 at 3:40 PM
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Hate it when I wake up in a wider gyre than the one I went to sleep in
January 3, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Hate it when I wake up in a wider gyre than the one I went to sleep in
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David Inshaw (British, b.1943)
"Allotments," 1987
Oil on canvas
129 x 152 cm
#art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt #HappyNewYear
"Allotments," 1987
Oil on canvas
129 x 152 cm
#art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt #HappyNewYear
December 31, 2025 at 4:22 AM
David Inshaw (British, b.1943)
"Allotments," 1987
Oil on canvas
129 x 152 cm
#art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt #HappyNewYear
"Allotments," 1987
Oil on canvas
129 x 152 cm
#art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt #HappyNewYear
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furthermore, OpenAI must be destroyed.
December 26, 2025 at 9:16 PM
furthermore, OpenAI must be destroyed.
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(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne
December 26, 2025 at 3:39 PM
(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne
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Wtf are we doing?
"CNN partners with Kalshi to integrate prediction markets into its global newsroom. The first major news network to embrace Kalshi prediction markets."
"CNN partners with Kalshi to integrate prediction markets into its global newsroom. The first major news network to embrace Kalshi prediction markets."
December 3, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Wtf are we doing?
"CNN partners with Kalshi to integrate prediction markets into its global newsroom. The first major news network to embrace Kalshi prediction markets."
"CNN partners with Kalshi to integrate prediction markets into its global newsroom. The first major news network to embrace Kalshi prediction markets."
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René Magritte (1898-1967), “The Castle of the Pyrenees” (1959), oil on canvas, 145 x 200 cm.
December 24, 2025 at 11:42 PM
René Magritte (1898-1967), “The Castle of the Pyrenees” (1959), oil on canvas, 145 x 200 cm.