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Brandon Sweany
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Timbers Army Hooligan. #rctid. 104 Charlie Company. Thundercats FC Goalkeeper. Union Thug. Cascadia, USA.
Watching some Simpsons reruns and this scene came on... #InternetMemeInTheWild
November 26, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I do need to take more pictures.
Good morning, luvs!🥰
November 24, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I've had a couple questions regarding Starbucks workers at grocery stores. If they are in Oregon and its a Fred Meyer, Albertsons, or Safeway they are union but not the Starbucks Worker's Union. These workers are grocery clerks who work for the store whose name is on the building, not Starbucks.
November 24, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Is that a flare gun?
Trump Guns are now running commercials on Fox News
November 21, 2025 at 3:28 PM
A couple months or so ago a friend said the following to me, "You know, its really disgusting that people think that [her daughter's name, who is 15] is old enough to get married but can't buy a ticket to see the Demon Slayer movie."
November 16, 2025 at 3:53 AM
All the video lottery machines here went out at the same time. Coincidentally the bar had probably paid out close to $2k in winnings over the last 2 hours.
November 14, 2025 at 4:55 AM
I took a crack at sushi.
November 13, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Boom today?
November 12, 2025 at 2:55 PM
This economic report was brought to you by Carl's Jr. "Fuck You I'm Eating!"
Trump admin Press Secretary citing DoorDash on local commerce price levels.

Quite possibly the most cursed ‘economic indicator’ I have ever seen.
November 12, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Remember eveb a broken clock is right twice a day.
November 10, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Holy hell, this is brilliant!
New York millionaires: threatening to flee the city since 2009
November 8, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Not Fucking Guilty!
Full series of events
November 6, 2025 at 10:29 PM
One of these is a fictional Nazi.
October 28, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Look, Drazan has a decent chance to beat Kotek in a one on one race. She'll distance herself from her party, even going as far as offering Susan Collins level of disapproval of the president. She may even vote with Dems once or twice next session. Then once she wins, she'll go full Reich.
October 27, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Lulz
October 19, 2025 at 2:37 AM
What a shit show.
October 19, 2025 at 2:27 AM
And both of them are going to be all bent when they become irrelevant and are tossed aside by His Grace.
Mike Johnson is writing the House out of the Constitution.

And John Roberts is, thus far, OK with that.
Speaker Johnson now signaling the House will remain out of session next week, the fifth recess week in a row
October 17, 2025 at 4:17 PM
What if, now bear with me, he's a Nazi?
EXCLUSIVE: Capitol Police are investigating a swastika found in GOP Rep. Dave Taylor’s office.

“The content of that image does not reflect the values or standards of this office, my staff, or myself, and I condemn it in the strongest terms," Taylor said in a statement.
Capitol Police called to investigate swastika in GOP congressional office
An American flag altered to include an image of a swastika was found in Rep. Dave Taylor’s office.
www.politico.com
October 15, 2025 at 9:58 PM
The "hey, if you agree to my demands I promise we'll negotiate all that other stuff with you later," is the same tactic that Kroger attempts to use in negotiations with it's unionized workforce.
October 13, 2025 at 10:12 PM
So they are threatening to fire the air traffic controllers if they don't come to work. And who exactly are you going to replace them with? There is already a shortage.
October 10, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Reposted by Brandon Sweany
The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.
October 9, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Such great news! I was really worried about this. Nothing else, just this one specific thing.
WH confirms that the construction of the ballroom will continue despite the shutdown.
October 1, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Currently in Boring, Oregon. Gearing up to venture into "war torn" Portland within the hour. Might stop for some donuts.
September 27, 2025 at 7:15 PM
When I worked for the Sherrif's Office, if video surfaced of me holding my weapon in my hand while trying to wrestle someone, then trying to tuck it into my pants or belt, ultimately losing control of it, then pointing it at bystanders after recovering it in a panic, I would have been terminated.
NEW: ICE agents violently arrested a man in a busy Hyattsville, MD intersection this week, at one point brandishing guns and pointing them at bystanders.

I spoke to multiple witnesses—including a local priest whose church is a sanctuary for undocumented people: www.thehandbasket.co/p/ice-agents...
September 26, 2025 at 7:55 PM
The Who.
What is Dad playing?
September 20, 2025 at 2:39 AM