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i haven't made a NEW GAME since 11:59pm last year!

check out my new game mod BLUEJEWELED to start or end your year properly and bluely

brandonhare.itch.io/bluejeweled
Bluejeweled by brandonhare
​welcome to bluejeweled
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I revisited my "Trees Hate You" project. I'm just continuing to come up with new ways to get bullied by foliage. #screenshotsaturday #gamedev #indiegame #ragegame
November 8, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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"Out of my way, I have to tell a joke". - @brandonhare.com
November 1, 2025 at 2:27 PM
in computer world the song is just called Regular Insanity
October 28, 2025 at 9:40 AM
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if terms apply? fine. but conditions are where i draw the line
October 27, 2025 at 12:53 PM
raining down like a hot tin roof through butter
October 26, 2025 at 5:36 AM
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My last talk with Dinosaur Polo Club was at GCAP last year and I've just realised I'll never be able to do my favourite presentation gag again 😭
October 22, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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October 21, 2025 at 5:41 AM
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I contributed the trivia for today's Real Bird Fake Bird 👀 realbirdfakebird.com
October 20, 2025 at 1:01 AM
he guards
October 18, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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Making a settings menu and got an idea:
October 15, 2025 at 9:55 AM
folding up my businessman guy and mailing him to you so he can tell you secrets
October 14, 2025 at 11:09 AM
wearing my bluest outfit to tell people blue secrets
October 11, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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The Device Strikes
October 9, 2025 at 11:30 AM
lantern time
October 9, 2025 at 6:59 AM
come see my 5 minute talk about bluejeweled and you too can make your own bluejeweled
Hands up if you still remember Bejeweled 3 🙋

Grab a ticket through our bio and hear Brandon talk about the mod BLUEJEWELED and its development, his comedy, and the perils of reverse-engineering obfuscated JavaScript 😰😰
October 3, 2025 at 7:30 AM
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Guide the player (subtly)

#NBTDS #gamedev #screenshotsaturday
February 23, 2025 at 4:49 AM
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Actually this particular sign is one you probably should obey in advance.
September 30, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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Bloodshed is where blood keeps its yard tools
September 25, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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i'll probably catch some flak for this, but utility bills have gotten so out of control that i've started turning off the burners on my stovetop before i leave the house. it saves a lot of money! i don't need them to be on when i'm not there! i don't know what else to tell you
September 25, 2025 at 5:36 PM
getting the most powerful watch where every number is 12
September 24, 2025 at 5:32 AM
showing up to new gdc thinking it’s a big game changer episode
September 23, 2025 at 1:44 AM
if I made a game for #FallingBlockJam it’d be about a block’s fall from grace
September 19, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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if you enjoy this post, be sure to share it with your friends
September 17, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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i’m a believer in ineffective altruism. i think that everyone in america should be issued a vga to s-video cable adapter and a bale of hay
September 17, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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September 15, 2025 at 5:49 PM