Ben Markowitz
@bpmarkowitz.com
Born and bred in the wilds of the Shenandoah Valley of Virginia. Product Designer by trade, tinkerer, family man, JMU alum/Go Dukes🖖
Harrisonburg, VA
bpmarkowitz.com
Harrisonburg, VA
bpmarkowitz.com
Missed out on that Marvel Day hat at the JMU football game last weekend, eBay FTW
November 26, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Missed out on that Marvel Day hat at the JMU football game last weekend, eBay FTW
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Al Michaels sounds like me in a Zoom at 4pm on a Friday
September 12, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Al Michaels sounds like me in a Zoom at 4pm on a Friday
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If you haven’t heard, the latest crackpot College Football Playoff expansion idea was presented to Big Ten athletic directors recently.
But there’s one Playoff format that has proven to work and would appease almost everyone in the sport.
🔗: http://dlvr.it/TMXXt0
But there’s one Playoff format that has proven to work and would appease almost everyone in the sport.
🔗: http://dlvr.it/TMXXt0
August 17, 2025 at 7:00 PM
If you haven’t heard, the latest crackpot College Football Playoff expansion idea was presented to Big Ten athletic directors recently.
But there’s one Playoff format that has proven to work and would appease almost everyone in the sport.
🔗: http://dlvr.it/TMXXt0
But there’s one Playoff format that has proven to work and would appease almost everyone in the sport.
🔗: http://dlvr.it/TMXXt0
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Four schools tied for the fewest interceptions in the 2024 season.
JMU, Marshall, Vandy, and Army all threw only 4 picks each.
JMU, Marshall, Vandy, and Army all threw only 4 picks each.
August 6, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Four schools tied for the fewest interceptions in the 2024 season.
JMU, Marshall, Vandy, and Army all threw only 4 picks each.
JMU, Marshall, Vandy, and Army all threw only 4 picks each.
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UMass moved from FCS to FBS in 2012. They've played 148 FBS games. They've won 26.
JMU moved up in 2022. They've played 37 FBS games. They've won 28.
JMU moved up in 2022. They've played 37 FBS games. They've won 28.
July 27, 2025 at 2:26 PM
UMass moved from FCS to FBS in 2012. They've played 148 FBS games. They've won 26.
JMU moved up in 2022. They've played 37 FBS games. They've won 28.
JMU moved up in 2022. They've played 37 FBS games. They've won 28.
I have a theory that bands I'm interesting in seeing have access to my calendar and scheduled their tours so I can't see them.
July 23, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I have a theory that bands I'm interesting in seeing have access to my calendar and scheduled their tours so I can't see them.
Let he among us who has not sent a card to a known pedophile with a drawing of a naked woman and signed their name as the pubes cast the first stone.
July 17, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Let he among us who has not sent a card to a known pedophile with a drawing of a naked woman and signed their name as the pubes cast the first stone.
People will buy a totally second dumb phone instead of just deleting the cigarette apps from their main phone.
May 1, 2025 at 3:13 PM
People will buy a totally second dumb phone instead of just deleting the cigarette apps from their main phone.
(When ChatGPT writes all the code and I just paste it in)
April 11, 2025 at 5:29 PM
(When ChatGPT writes all the code and I just paste it in)
“Man hailed as hero after steering runaway bus back onto road (he was also the bus driver).”
April 9, 2025 at 5:49 PM
“Man hailed as hero after steering runaway bus back onto road (he was also the bus driver).”
Happy spring everyone. 🥶
April 8, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Happy spring everyone. 🥶
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I can't stop crying. it's so beautiful. #ThiccSix forever
Ladies and gentlemen... we'd like to introduce you to Evan Bushong.
Legendary catch.
#GoDukes | @sportscenters.bsky.social
Legendary catch.
#GoDukes | @sportscenters.bsky.social
April 5, 2025 at 1:57 PM
I can't stop crying. it's so beautiful. #ThiccSix forever
I’m donating my first “real” 3D printer to my kids’ middle school. I built this thing from a kit - so much of this experience/aesthetic reminds me of what the first early PCs must have been like.
April 8, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I’m donating my first “real” 3D printer to my kids’ middle school. I built this thing from a kit - so much of this experience/aesthetic reminds me of what the first early PCs must have been like.
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They're going to have to change their name like Beaver College
Oh man, the poor bastards at Elon University
No, not that Elon ... An NC university tries to distance itself from the DOGE leader
Elon University often gets confused with the billionaire in charge of DOGE, despite no connection, but the mix-ups have increased in the most recent Trump era.
www.newsobserver.com
March 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
They're going to have to change their name like Beaver College
(three paragraphs about why I love this school)
"All that said I'm entering the portal."
"All that said I'm entering the portal."
March 28, 2025 at 3:52 PM
(three paragraphs about why I love this school)
"All that said I'm entering the portal."
"All that said I'm entering the portal."
“Hey siri text Carrie and ask her if she can park in the driveway when she gets home” 🤦♂️
March 20, 2025 at 2:28 AM
“Hey siri text Carrie and ask her if she can park in the driveway when she gets home” 🤦♂️
@gruber.foo I’m probably not breaking any news here but your article got mentioned serval times on CNBC this AM, in case you missed it.
March 14, 2025 at 2:28 AM
@gruber.foo I’m probably not breaking any news here but your article got mentioned serval times on CNBC this AM, in case you missed it.
The sitting president endorsing the product of his largest political donor from the White House. Just another day in the US of A.
March 12, 2025 at 12:21 AM
The sitting president endorsing the product of his largest political donor from the White House. Just another day in the US of A.
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The end of Whiplash except it's the Mute City theme from F-Zero.
March 10, 2025 at 9:03 PM
The end of Whiplash except it's the Mute City theme from F-Zero.
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“let”
Republicans in Congress are reportedly asking Musk’s permission to hold votes
March 6, 2025 at 12:53 PM
“let”