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bootjack.bsky.social
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@bootjack.bsky.social
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weed autist (extreme)
he/him, dumb coyote, friend of eggbug, late 30s. minors gtfo
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bootjack.bsky.social
clittoral combat ship @bootjack.bsky.social · Oct 4
if this place ends up going to Poster's Hell there's a few other places i'm currently squatting at:
🐾 www.furaffinity.net/user/bootjack
🦣 mastodon.social/@bootjack
🛏️ www.pillowfort.social/bootjack
Userpage of bootjack -- Fur Affinity [dot] net
Fur Affinity | For all things fluff, scaled, and feathered!
www.furaffinity.net
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domo151.bsky.social
Child marriage is heinous, but one thing I never see brought up in those discussions is that if you are under 18, you cannot file for divorce. If you are under 18 and married to an adult, they are your legal guardian and make decisions for you. That is not a partnership.
Most Minors Who Are Married Can't File for Divorce — Even if They Want To
The final installment of Wedlocked, our series about child marriage in the U.S., explores divorce.
www.teenvogue.com
November 16, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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coverart.bsky.social
The Soft Boys

💿 A Can Of Bees (1979)
🏷️ Rock / New Wave / Psychedelic Rock

Artwork:
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
November 17, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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trianglemanor.bsky.social
🌭🌭🌭WHO’S HUNGRY???🌭🌭🌭

Product Spotlight!!! VOREDASH! Hats and shirts!

Make sure you tip for Voredash driver!!!

www.trianglemanor.gay/shop/p/vored...
November 17, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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lewisgoodall.com
Chilling piece on employment effects of AI on early careers. Includes this line, which will probably become the norm for many firms: "Managers at Shopify must now justify hiring a human by first explaining why AI can’t do the job."

nymag.com/intelligence...
‘There’s Just No Reason to Deal With Young Employees’
AI is taking entry-level jobs. What happens when Gen-Z-ers can’t start their careers?
nymag.com
November 17, 2025 at 11:52 AM
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nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social
Alfred Hitchcock's cure for fascism
three screenshots from Alfred Hitchcock Presents. The director, sitting at a desk, says: "I've just come into possession of a cure for fascism." We see Hitchcock's hand lining up bullets. "They come in capsule form. For best results, they must be taken internally." Hitchcock holds up a revolver "Here is the handy applicator."
November 17, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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critter.land
today's comm reposty is this classic by @bassenji.com ! cw for pony play, bondage, chastity :3
November 12, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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photonicdog.bsky.social
Feels like it should be bigger news that a journalist known for being loud about her investigations into banks/payment processors appears to be getting financially stonewalled by the entire industry unaminously right now.
acvalens.net Ana Valens | 🔞 @acvalens.net · 1d
The full count as of today:

YouTube suspended
Twitch banned 3x
Patreon suspended (temporary)
Patreon 3x audio flags (one false posi)
Ko-fi suspended (indefinite?)
Buy Me a Coffee suspended
Vice reporting censored
Pornhub censored 3x times
Fansly censored 1x
mrhands31.bsky.social Mr. Hands is making SuccuDeck 😈🃏 @mrhands31.bsky.social · 1d
Is it really a conspiracy to say Ana is being explicitly flagged by finance bros when she's now been banned (or censored) from Twitch, Patreon, Buy Me A Coffee, Ko-Fi, and *PornHub*??
November 17, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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alisoncybe.bsky.social
The Salvation Army are a hate group. Do not forget that this winter.
November 17, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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chinajoeflynn.bsky.social
Instead of the Nuzzi shit, let's focus on the fact that apparently Johnny Knoxville got married this past weekend, the wedding was officiated by John Waters, and a dog was involved
Johnny Knoxville, his new wife, John Waters, and a dog standing in front of a floral arch.
November 17, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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emiliusdraws.bsky.social
#3157 A helpful tutorial
A digital drawing of one of those drawing tutorials that says 'don't do this, do this.' The drawing is of an almost naked middle-aged man doing a flying kick. The 'Don't do this' one has a bunch of areas circled and a cross under it. The 'Do this' one is exactly the same but without the circles and a tick instead of a cross. The text reads 'Needlessly adding red circles will ruin your art' and a smaller bit of text at the bottom reads 'Bonus tip! Add a tick under all your art so people think you did it right.'
November 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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goodtrailcams.bsky.social
November 17, 2025 at 11:53 AM
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discontinuedfoods.bsky.social
Day #160: United States Postal Service (1969)
A red, white, and blue worksite-style lunchbox with a red handle. It says "U.S. Mail" in gold letters The side panel of the lunchbox. The character Mr. Zip (a sketch of a man with wide eyes and mail carrier uniform, holding a letter up to his face) is on the white part. Underneath in red is a space that reads "My Zip Code No. Is _________"
November 14, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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mow.bsky.social
The way I’d worship idols if they looked like this…

(Stole pic from Twitter)
November 16, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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realswofficial.bsky.social
Dana Terrace does not hold back against Disney…..

holy shit she is rightfully pissed 💀
November 14, 2025 at 4:48 AM
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thedailytism.com
Port commented: “I don’t want you to feel like you have to pretend to be something you’re not around me. What’s that noise? Are you… hissing at me? How did you manage to mess your hair up like that without touching it?”
“You can unmask with me” says neurotypical who doesn’t realise you’re feral
A non-autistic friend who wants you to feel safe to unmask with them has no idea what they’re saying, it has been confirmed.  Eli Port, 44, would like you to be comfortable enough to be your true…
thedailytism.com
November 17, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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shuuinn.bsky.social
🌕 I LOVE WHAT I HAVE BECOME 🐺
This print is available now in the shop! #werewolf #illustration #furry
An inkjet print of a digital illustration depicting a reddish pierced & tattooed werewolf stroking their cheek over handwritten text saying “I LOVE WHAT I HAVE BECOME”
January 8, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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backwardsknight.com
@fallenlights.net was kind enough to share this with me, and thus, I spread the wealth.
Meme image of a chicken standing on a beach, with waves in the background. Text reads: If you are seeing this the curse is lifted have a good day.
November 16, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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lorz-ix.bsky.social
Saw this post on tumblr with an actual poll attached to it and the overwhelming winner was "I don't believe life begins at conception but I would still sell liquor to the baby"
November 16, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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diamonddust320.bsky.social
It's Transgender Awareness week, as we take time to remember those we lost, please check on you trans friends. It's really dark out here and it's getting harder each week.

Please help us where you can.
November 15, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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stefanheck.bsky.social
"The worm doesn't make me eat dead rats. I was doing that before the worm," he purred at me like one of the diseased cats that would follow him around whenever he had a dead rat in his pocket that he was saving for later. He really liked eating them. He coughed and it sounded like a lawnmower hitting a sprinkler head. His leathery skin crackled in the evening sun. He had to leave tonight - he was speaking at a conference for people who think medicine turns you gay. Sometimes when he was away I would rub an old catcher's mitt up and down my legs and pretend he was giving me a massage. - excerpt from “I Don't Know Why He Sounds Like That: My Disgusting Affair with RFK Jr” by Olivia Nuzzi
November 17, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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sugarazor.bsky.social
Lol yeah man all that panic over "a Big Mac will cost $15!" if we raise the minimum wage. Well we didn't raise the minimum wage but a Big Mac is $15 now.
November 16, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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furryfootage.bsky.social
still love craigslist
November 16, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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hplemke.bsky.social
i love when people use search engines in movies but i love when people use search engines in hallmark movies most of all
Screenshot from a Hallmark movie wherein a website called "The Search Engine" is displayed with a textbox reading "attractive missing woman New England"
November 16, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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rem.bsjky.team
one argument thats always struck me as funny is the one about people coming to america to drain the budget of our many social services. such as free university, free healthcare, UBI, etc. you know, all those things we dont have
November 16, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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leaftilde.bsky.social
I know that "man the future sucks I was promised rocket cars" is old hat but fuck me, "the AI that runs the bank's fraud department denied my transaction because it believed my tastes in porn were wrong" is some esoteric dystopian bullshit
November 16, 2025 at 7:22 AM