BonkFronkCassin
@bonkfronkcassin.bsky.social
I hit people with padded sticks and occasionally make things for fun. I also make things for money but that won't appear here.
To some extent, the endeavor to torture Minnesota with ICE is also an endeavor to torture ICE with Minnesota. Hoping that bonus stops being worth it for some of them.
January 26, 2026 at 4:03 AM
To some extent, the endeavor to torture Minnesota with ICE is also an endeavor to torture ICE with Minnesota. Hoping that bonus stops being worth it for some of them.
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mr. mamdani i sincerely apologize for the mileage this image is going to get
January 25, 2026 at 4:31 PM
mr. mamdani i sincerely apologize for the mileage this image is going to get
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Hello NH friends.
Looks like a MAGA/GOP rep in our “Live Free or Die” state wants us to pay a fee to register all bikes, even for little kids who might be learning to ride on your street. You can go online to submit your opposition. legiscan.com/NH/bill/HB17...
Looks like a MAGA/GOP rep in our “Live Free or Die” state wants us to pay a fee to register all bikes, even for little kids who might be learning to ride on your street. You can go online to submit your opposition. legiscan.com/NH/bill/HB17...
New Hampshire HB1703 | 2026 | Regular Session
Summary (2026-01-21) Relative to establishing a registration fee for bicycles and electric bicycles using state or municipally funded bike paths, trails, or roadways. [Public Hearing: 01/27/2026 11:00...
legiscan.com
January 25, 2026 at 2:03 PM
Hello NH friends.
Looks like a MAGA/GOP rep in our “Live Free or Die” state wants us to pay a fee to register all bikes, even for little kids who might be learning to ride on your street. You can go online to submit your opposition. legiscan.com/NH/bill/HB17...
Looks like a MAGA/GOP rep in our “Live Free or Die” state wants us to pay a fee to register all bikes, even for little kids who might be learning to ride on your street. You can go online to submit your opposition. legiscan.com/NH/bill/HB17...
I've been picking up some chatter that Putin is punishing generals for not being aggressive enough, which is preventing them from massing enough people or materiel to actually achieve something. This is almost verbatim how Hitler lost.
January 24, 2026 at 4:05 PM
I've been picking up some chatter that Putin is punishing generals for not being aggressive enough, which is preventing them from massing enough people or materiel to actually achieve something. This is almost verbatim how Hitler lost.
There is a decent chance that the Yarvinists will turn Trump into a martyr when he's more of a liability than an asset. If he's killed in the two months before the midterms, we'll know what happened.
January 23, 2026 at 2:32 PM
There is a decent chance that the Yarvinists will turn Trump into a martyr when he's more of a liability than an asset. If he's killed in the two months before the midterms, we'll know what happened.
Hats off the Helldivers team for calling their next thing the Redacted Regiment, because they are definitely trying to remind us of those files.
January 22, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Hats off the Helldivers team for calling their next thing the Redacted Regiment, because they are definitely trying to remind us of those files.
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jack asked if i would sketch up a poster to tell people in nearby neighborhoods about the partnership between flock and ring, and this is what i came up with. it can be printed on an 8.5x11 sheet of paper.
![YOUR RING CAMERA IS AN ICE AGENT
[a drawing of a ring camera with an ice agent dragging a person away in its field of vision]
"In October of 2025, Amazon's Ring announced its partnership with FLOCK, an A.I. surveillance group that freely shares its footage with ICE, the secret service, and the navy. Flock customers can use A.I. tools to sift through footage to assist in all manner of operations (like raids and deportations) without a warrant. Unplug Ring! Melt ICE! Protect your neighbors!
See: https://blog.ring.com/about-ring/ring-expands-community-requests-to-additional-community-safety-partners/
https://www.404media.co/ice-secret-service-navy-all-had-access-to-flocks-nationwide-network-of-cameras/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pp9MwZkHiMQ
https://www.aclum.org/campaigns-initiatives/get-the-flock-out-resource-guide/](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:p2aefnvhb3zmkrazk67dppxw/bafkreic7teyeocg7k5qcqxnc666k7clyiislh2zfi6iopcz6fs3e3lt6xy@jpeg)
January 19, 2026 at 8:15 PM
jack asked if i would sketch up a poster to tell people in nearby neighborhoods about the partnership between flock and ring, and this is what i came up with. it can be printed on an 8.5x11 sheet of paper.
A union is just a business with a democracy
January 16, 2026 at 3:52 PM
A union is just a business with a democracy
The Chinese government or some corporate element within China might be running an astroturfing endeavor on this site to get Canadians to buy BYD over American EVs. Not totally sure on this one or if I even disapprove, but I think I see a pattern.
January 16, 2026 at 2:51 PM
The Chinese government or some corporate element within China might be running an astroturfing endeavor on this site to get Canadians to buy BYD over American EVs. Not totally sure on this one or if I even disapprove, but I think I see a pattern.
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Can't say it often enough: every Trump administration accusation is a confession.
January 16, 2026 at 1:19 AM
Can't say it often enough: every Trump administration accusation is a confession.
It's getting harder and harder every month to believe Hitler actually got the trains running on time. This kind of person does not do that.
January 16, 2026 at 1:21 AM
It's getting harder and harder every month to believe Hitler actually got the trains running on time. This kind of person does not do that.
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Gallons of water to every Hilton hotel. Freeze every car.
teach the collaborators they are not safe either
teach the collaborators they are not safe either
To any ICE agents reading this who are from down south—you have never experienced anything like this cold. Our European climate equivalent is literally Stalingrad. It will hurt to breathe. You will be outside in it. So will we, but we are used to it.
Next week is what will break you.
Next week is what will break you.
We've lead charmed weather lives so far in January.
Temperatures are +5F to +10F across MN so far this month. 🌡️
We're about to be reminded what persistent cold and occasional snow feels like. ❄️
MSP could bottom out -10 to -20 next Tue.
#mnwx
www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...
Temperatures are +5F to +10F across MN so far this month. 🌡️
We're about to be reminded what persistent cold and occasional snow feels like. ❄️
MSP could bottom out -10 to -20 next Tue.
#mnwx
www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...
January 14, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Gallons of water to every Hilton hotel. Freeze every car.
teach the collaborators they are not safe either
teach the collaborators they are not safe either
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I do a little dance just before I fart, and then do a gun hand sign on impact. I can't be the only one.
January 14, 2026 at 9:20 AM
I do a little dance just before I fart, and then do a gun hand sign on impact. I can't be the only one.
I had my first gaming session with my Russian gaming buddy in a while today. Apparently he's been having power and internet problems because of the war. They're not all evil over there. I'll celebrate every victory Ukraine has, but it's still all really sad.
January 11, 2026 at 10:41 PM
I had my first gaming session with my Russian gaming buddy in a while today. Apparently he's been having power and internet problems because of the war. They're not all evil over there. I'll celebrate every victory Ukraine has, but it's still all really sad.
In case anyone's scared, there is a rising tide of opposition to ICE among regular police forces. I think it's because the sane cops don't like their chaos and the cowboys don't enjoy being upstaged.
Cops turning on you is not a good sign for a tyrant.
Cops turning on you is not a good sign for a tyrant.
January 11, 2026 at 10:02 PM
In case anyone's scared, there is a rising tide of opposition to ICE among regular police forces. I think it's because the sane cops don't like their chaos and the cowboys don't enjoy being upstaged.
Cops turning on you is not a good sign for a tyrant.
Cops turning on you is not a good sign for a tyrant.
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Home Alone 3 looks awful
January 10, 2026 at 12:25 AM
Home Alone 3 looks awful
Fuck it. I'm not really going to be happy about Jonathan Ross's fate unless he gets torn in half with a winch or something. They're not playing by the rules and it's not okay to let them enjoy the protection of the rules.
January 10, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Fuck it. I'm not really going to be happy about Jonathan Ross's fate unless he gets torn in half with a winch or something. They're not playing by the rules and it's not okay to let them enjoy the protection of the rules.
Found the novelty graphic tee that would complete me!
B O N K
B O N K
January 9, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Found the novelty graphic tee that would complete me!
B O N K
B O N K
I'm pretty sure that Blue Team has ramped up its use of bots and shills by a lot this year. Fighting fire with fire works, but it does suck.
January 8, 2026 at 5:34 AM
I'm pretty sure that Blue Team has ramped up its use of bots and shills by a lot this year. Fighting fire with fire works, but it does suck.
I'm starting to think a lot of big names in the current administration would be worth the ensuing PR boost if they were killed. This shit is all top-down. Scare like five hundred people and the whole thing evaporates.
January 8, 2026 at 5:28 AM
I'm starting to think a lot of big names in the current administration would be worth the ensuing PR boost if they were killed. This shit is all top-down. Scare like five hundred people and the whole thing evaporates.
Baby cart is operational! I modeled it after the ones at the hospital. The bascinet came from a play pen where it mounted to the pen's rails.
January 4, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Baby cart is operational! I modeled it after the ones at the hospital. The bascinet came from a play pen where it mounted to the pen's rails.
I should build a guillotine. I think we're approaching the point where we slice watermelons in the most menacing possible way.
January 4, 2026 at 4:46 AM
I should build a guillotine. I think we're approaching the point where we slice watermelons in the most menacing possible way.
I think my upper back problems, which are now bigger than my lower back problems, are exacerbated more by sleeping face down than by lifting big. Since face-down is my nuclear option for falling asleep, I guess my problems ultimately come from coffee. It's bizarre how bad it is for me.
January 4, 2026 at 4:37 AM
I think my upper back problems, which are now bigger than my lower back problems, are exacerbated more by sleeping face down than by lifting big. Since face-down is my nuclear option for falling asleep, I guess my problems ultimately come from coffee. It's bizarre how bad it is for me.