BonkFronkCassin
@bonkfronkcassin.bsky.social
I hit people with padded sticks and occasionally make things for fun. I also make things for money but that won't appear here.
I try not to be a person who laughs at people dying but they ain't making it easy for me
January 26, 2026 at 1:58 PM
I try not to be a person who laughs at people dying but they ain't making it easy for me
Guy on the right looks pretty old for a recruit. Not looking good for RU here
January 26, 2026 at 1:52 PM
Guy on the right looks pretty old for a recruit. Not looking good for RU here
You can always just cut it open and look how cooked it is. Pretty easy and low-stakes. I eat a lot of homegrown beef I'd trust raw these days, but even when I sucked at cooking I never got sick from commercial beef.
You can always make a stew, too. Real hard to undercook stew meat.
You can always make a stew, too. Real hard to undercook stew meat.
January 26, 2026 at 10:47 AM
You can always just cut it open and look how cooked it is. Pretty easy and low-stakes. I eat a lot of homegrown beef I'd trust raw these days, but even when I sucked at cooking I never got sick from commercial beef.
You can always make a stew, too. Real hard to undercook stew meat.
You can always make a stew, too. Real hard to undercook stew meat.
My favorite part of this is the very real possibility that someone in the propaganda machine will be assigned to shill for MAGA in r/massivecocks now. The professional humiliation would be enough, but that sucker will also have to stare at cocks bigger than his the whole time.
January 26, 2026 at 12:44 AM
My favorite part of this is the very real possibility that someone in the propaganda machine will be assigned to shill for MAGA in r/massivecocks now. The professional humiliation would be enough, but that sucker will also have to stare at cocks bigger than his the whole time.
Breakfast and doomscrolling
January 26, 2026 at 12:27 AM
Breakfast and doomscrolling
Someone's gonna give us the meme we want on purpose now
January 24, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Someone's gonna give us the meme we want on purpose now
The ratio of fatal dose to effective dose for ketamine is huge. Give him something harder
January 24, 2026 at 9:06 AM
The ratio of fatal dose to effective dose for ketamine is huge. Give him something harder
If he's sincerely trying to recruit foreign troops to occupy his own country, he is more fucked than I thought.
January 24, 2026 at 3:46 AM
If he's sincerely trying to recruit foreign troops to occupy his own country, he is more fucked than I thought.
Lots of very redeemable people helped make it happen because they're easy to lie to, but the deportation officers have sold their souls and the people at the top never had any.
January 23, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Lots of very redeemable people helped make it happen because they're easy to lie to, but the deportation officers have sold their souls and the people at the top never had any.
Breathe, imagine how fucked we would be if they weren't all colossal dipshits, and then meditate on what action you are willing to take in order to help bring them down. Fighting is safer than hiding. Most people leading the charge are with Indivisible or 50501 somehow.
January 22, 2026 at 4:40 AM
Breathe, imagine how fucked we would be if they weren't all colossal dipshits, and then meditate on what action you are willing to take in order to help bring them down. Fighting is safer than hiding. Most people leading the charge are with Indivisible or 50501 somehow.
Well, when you're gonna be that fascist, you are forced to commit to the bit. There's only one story they can publish. They'll say they're winning until they retreat, and then they'll say they won.
January 22, 2026 at 3:14 AM
Well, when you're gonna be that fascist, you are forced to commit to the bit. There's only one story they can publish. They'll say they're winning until they retreat, and then they'll say they won.
If there's a big thing in Washington, the boldest of us may be advised to go equipped for door-kicking.
January 21, 2026 at 7:50 PM
If there's a big thing in Washington, the boldest of us may be advised to go equipped for door-kicking.
Russia will become far more dangerous if they let them invade Ukraine though.
January 21, 2026 at 12:29 PM
Russia will become far more dangerous if they let them invade Ukraine though.
If only the Tsar knew something something
Pretty sure this is the class of cope that comes before the break, though
Pretty sure this is the class of cope that comes before the break, though
January 20, 2026 at 2:30 PM
If only the Tsar knew something something
Pretty sure this is the class of cope that comes before the break, though
Pretty sure this is the class of cope that comes before the break, though
Kicked-in doors and abandoned cars are TERRIBLE for curb appeal.
January 19, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Kicked-in doors and abandoned cars are TERRIBLE for curb appeal.
Honestly at this point I'd be relieved.
January 19, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Honestly at this point I'd be relieved.
I did see a little blood in a video of him fleeing. I know how full of shit these guys are and I've handled lesser versions in my region, but he was bleeding a little from his head or upper neck at some point.
January 18, 2026 at 5:29 PM
I did see a little blood in a video of him fleeing. I know how full of shit these guys are and I've handled lesser versions in my region, but he was bleeding a little from his head or upper neck at some point.
Is this a Texas thing I'm too Yankee to understand?
January 18, 2026 at 2:05 PM
Is this a Texas thing I'm too Yankee to understand?