Muad’Dib Apologist
@bonesinthere.bsky.social
Portland Based Photographer
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February 2, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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sorry, i only fly on planes that include wokeness and DEI
February 2, 2025 at 7:19 AM
sorry, i only fly on planes that include wokeness and DEI
Trying to take at least one photo every day this year. Here’s a few from the first days
January 6, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Trying to take at least one photo every day this year. Here’s a few from the first days
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INTERIOR, GROCERY STORE, BABY FOOD AISLE
*man slaps forehead* oh right, babies need the ground-up kind!
*man slaps forehead* oh right, babies need the ground-up kind!
January 6, 2025 at 5:17 PM
INTERIOR, GROCERY STORE, BABY FOOD AISLE
*man slaps forehead* oh right, babies need the ground-up kind!
*man slaps forehead* oh right, babies need the ground-up kind!
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imagine dying and your companies stock price rises a significant percent lol
December 4, 2024 at 8:32 PM
imagine dying and your companies stock price rises a significant percent lol
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the left needs to stop making fun of the united health CEOs assassination, you might alienate the crucial health insurance billionaire voting demographic
December 4, 2024 at 9:08 PM
the left needs to stop making fun of the united health CEOs assassination, you might alienate the crucial health insurance billionaire voting demographic
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a truck cut me off earlier and I’ve been on hold with 1-800-EAT-SHIT for over an hour now
December 2, 2024 at 6:17 PM
a truck cut me off earlier and I’ve been on hold with 1-800-EAT-SHIT for over an hour now
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i keep getting an ad for (hbo) max that cuts right from dune into the penguin dc show, and every time i have the excited reaction that the penguin is in dune now
December 3, 2024 at 12:18 AM
i keep getting an ad for (hbo) max that cuts right from dune into the penguin dc show, and every time i have the excited reaction that the penguin is in dune now
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oh no where are divorced guys going to invent new slurs at now
December 2, 2024 at 8:07 PM
oh no where are divorced guys going to invent new slurs at now
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Writers: yes, you are still a "real" writer if you
- have never published anything
- have no readers
- didn't write anything this month
- didn't write anything this year
- can't articulate words anymore
- can only float and mournfully wail
- were murdered ten years ago on this very spot
- have never published anything
- have no readers
- didn't write anything this month
- didn't write anything this year
- can't articulate words anymore
- can only float and mournfully wail
- were murdered ten years ago on this very spot
December 2, 2024 at 7:59 PM
Writers: yes, you are still a "real" writer if you
- have never published anything
- have no readers
- didn't write anything this month
- didn't write anything this year
- can't articulate words anymore
- can only float and mournfully wail
- were murdered ten years ago on this very spot
- have never published anything
- have no readers
- didn't write anything this month
- didn't write anything this year
- can't articulate words anymore
- can only float and mournfully wail
- were murdered ten years ago on this very spot
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Me and who
December 1, 2024 at 11:31 PM
Me and who
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(asking straight brother if we’re watching dune: prophecy) we gettin DP’d tonight or what
December 1, 2024 at 10:25 PM
(asking straight brother if we’re watching dune: prophecy) we gettin DP’d tonight or what
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i will have u know my clown college LOST accreditation so your name calling is inaccurate
December 1, 2024 at 8:25 PM
i will have u know my clown college LOST accreditation so your name calling is inaccurate
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therapist: the traffic peanut isn’t real, it can’t hurt you
Traffic peanut:
Traffic peanut:
December 1, 2024 at 10:43 PM
therapist: the traffic peanut isn’t real, it can’t hurt you
Traffic peanut:
Traffic peanut:
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idk why the winner of a ufc fight has to talk to joe rogan they should make the loser do that
December 1, 2024 at 12:54 AM
idk why the winner of a ufc fight has to talk to joe rogan they should make the loser do that
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Hunter let’s gooooo
December 2, 2024 at 3:42 AM
Hunter let’s gooooo
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Genuinely makes me sad that history is filled with so many incredible fascinating stories yet the most popular history show on Netflix is some dipshit looking at old civilisations and just going "looks like they used secret technology or magic to build this"
December 1, 2024 at 9:50 PM
Genuinely makes me sad that history is filled with so many incredible fascinating stories yet the most popular history show on Netflix is some dipshit looking at old civilisations and just going "looks like they used secret technology or magic to build this"
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Day 3 of Thanksgiving leftovers is so chaotic. Gloves just all the way off. Absolute debauchery going on.
I just wrapped some macaroni and cheese & collard greens in some turkey skin and ate it like a taco.
I just wrapped some macaroni and cheese & collard greens in some turkey skin and ate it like a taco.
December 1, 2024 at 10:26 PM
Day 3 of Thanksgiving leftovers is so chaotic. Gloves just all the way off. Absolute debauchery going on.
I just wrapped some macaroni and cheese & collard greens in some turkey skin and ate it like a taco.
I just wrapped some macaroni and cheese & collard greens in some turkey skin and ate it like a taco.
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In lieu of self-improvement I've decided to just be a huge terrible nuisance about everything forever
December 1, 2024 at 1:05 PM
In lieu of self-improvement I've decided to just be a huge terrible nuisance about everything forever
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[being interviewed by a reporter from the local news station] wait are you filming this
December 1, 2024 at 9:28 AM
[being interviewed by a reporter from the local news station] wait are you filming this
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posting "Listen up, shitewhistles. Here's how you cook a Thanksgiving turkey without all the fuckery. Affix thy seatbelts and prepare for amazeballs." after cooking a thanksgiving turkey for the first time in my life that frankly was not very good
November 27, 2024 at 3:43 PM
posting "Listen up, shitewhistles. Here's how you cook a Thanksgiving turkey without all the fuckery. Affix thy seatbelts and prepare for amazeballs." after cooking a thanksgiving turkey for the first time in my life that frankly was not very good
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I asked google if the human mind is limitless and the way it said no seemed kind of personal imo
November 26, 2024 at 2:40 PM
I asked google if the human mind is limitless and the way it said no seemed kind of personal imo