Bryan Craves
@bmcraves.bsky.social
⚾️ Detroit Tigers apologist. Former Twitter shit-poster (@ DisplacedTgrFan). Friends and family who supported trump are no longer friends and family. Accepting of your preferred pronouns.
📍Detroit, MI
📍Detroit, MI
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Bryan Craves
@bmcraves.bsky.social
· Dec 25
got a shirt for everyone in my family, but the one I got for myself is just too good
thanks, @effinbirds.com
thanks, @effinbirds.com
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I watched Melania at a 10 am screening in a Trumpian corner of New Jersey, where I was (naively) shocked to find at least a dozen others in attendance.
What flashed across the screen over the next hour and 48 minutes amounts to an American obscenity.
What flashed across the screen over the next hour and 48 minutes amounts to an American obscenity.
The Melania movie is an American obscenity
The vapid, corruption-soaked film, which celebrates the myth of the "good immigrant," is more revelatory than it seems.
www.motherjones.com
February 1, 2026 at 6:51 PM
I watched Melania at a 10 am screening in a Trumpian corner of New Jersey, where I was (naively) shocked to find at least a dozen others in attendance.
What flashed across the screen over the next hour and 48 minutes amounts to an American obscenity.
What flashed across the screen over the next hour and 48 minutes amounts to an American obscenity.
I hate Catholic school hockey
January 31, 2026 at 2:15 AM
I hate Catholic school hockey
I’ve been raging against the machine for years
January 31, 2026 at 1:57 AM
I’ve been raging against the machine for years
I’m currently chatting up an old friend from the Twin Cities and it’s quite therapeutic not only to make sure [they’re] okay but to make sure I still very much care about the region Ioudly chose to not live in anymore
January 31, 2026 at 1:28 AM
I’m currently chatting up an old friend from the Twin Cities and it’s quite therapeutic not only to make sure [they’re] okay but to make sure I still very much care about the region Ioudly chose to not live in anymore
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Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz
January 31, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz
shut it down until Trump and all the disciples are GONE
BREAKING: OMB confirms government shutdown starts at midnight, DHS among agencies affected
January 31, 2026 at 12:38 AM
shut it down until Trump and all the disciples are GONE
at my local dive, talking about one of the all time great movies “Snatch”
you’re not human if you don’t agree with this
you’re not human if you don’t agree with this
January 31, 2026 at 12:30 AM
at my local dive, talking about one of the all time great movies “Snatch”
you’re not human if you don’t agree with this
you’re not human if you don’t agree with this
short answer: no
longer answer: if anyone wins it in 2026, it’ll be a total accident
longer answer: if anyone wins it in 2026, it’ll be a total accident
January 30, 2026 at 11:28 PM
short answer: no
longer answer: if anyone wins it in 2026, it’ll be a total accident
longer answer: if anyone wins it in 2026, it’ll be a total accident
this makes “One Night in Paris” sound like more of a documentary than this dribble
January 30, 2026 at 10:47 PM
this makes “One Night in Paris” sound like more of a documentary than this dribble
Cathrine O’Hara punching out during today’s news dump seems very unfair
January 30, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Cathrine O’Hara punching out during today’s news dump seems very unfair
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"The pact follows months of heated negotiations that reportedly made use of a diplomatic backchannel with Pedotopia maintained by American casting directors, superyacht owners, youth ministers, and scoutmasters."
Not sure how @theonion.com stays on top of breaking news like this but the print edition just showed up at my house with this:
January 30, 2026 at 9:39 PM
"The pact follows months of heated negotiations that reportedly made use of a diplomatic backchannel with Pedotopia maintained by American casting directors, superyacht owners, youth ministers, and scoutmasters."
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The Epstein files are just a distraction from the Don Lemon arrests which are just a distraction from the ICE murders which are just a distraction from price of eggs which is just a distraction from spiking health care premiums which are just a distraction from the collapsing global order which is j
January 30, 2026 at 8:29 PM
The Epstein files are just a distraction from the Don Lemon arrests which are just a distraction from the ICE murders which are just a distraction from price of eggs which is just a distraction from spiking health care premiums which are just a distraction from the collapsing global order which is j
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SHUT IT THE FUCK DOWN THEN!!!!
The arrests of Don Lemon and Georgia Fort underscore the gravity of this moment. This has never happened before in our history. We shouldn't pretend it's normal.
More reason for us to hold the line and demand a DHS budget that stops funding lawlessness.
More reason for us to hold the line and demand a DHS budget that stops funding lawlessness.
January 30, 2026 at 7:48 PM
SHUT IT THE FUCK DOWN THEN!!!!
just 17 short months to go
Thank God this year is almost over.
January 30, 2026 at 8:26 PM
just 17 short months to go
to steal a bit by @dansavage.bsky.social: not the obituary I wanted to read today
Catherine O’Hara, a Comedy Great from ‘SCTV’ to ‘Schitt’s Creek,’ Dead at 71
The celebrated actress was also known for her appearances in the Home Alone movies and many collaborations with Christopher Guest.
Access the free article here: www.rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv...
The celebrated actress was also known for her appearances in the Home Alone movies and many collaborations with Christopher Guest.
Access the free article here: www.rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv...
January 30, 2026 at 6:48 PM
to steal a bit by @dansavage.bsky.social: not the obituary I wanted to read today
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Yahoo with the frontrunner for Most Insane Social Graphic of 2026
January 30, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Yahoo with the frontrunner for Most Insane Social Graphic of 2026
all redacted!
Reuters: U.S. DEPUTY ATTORNEY GENERAL BLANCHE: TODAY WE ARE PRODUCING MORE THAN 3 MILLION PAGES, INCLUDING 2000 VIDEOS AND 180,000 IMAGES RELATED TO EPSTEIN
January 30, 2026 at 4:12 PM
all redacted!
republicans just want to skip right over the first amendment and just start with the second amendment
January 30, 2026 at 3:12 PM
republicans just want to skip right over the first amendment and just start with the second amendment
cancer might be more popular than this documentary
And remember, Amazon paid $40M to acquire the doc, and spent a further $35M to market it.....
Brett Ratner's Melania documentary is opening in cinemas today.
@regret.bsky.social scraped the data from over 1,400 locations showing the movie today, and found a total of two that were sold out.
Both showings are before 3pm
www.wired.com/story/we-fou...
@regret.bsky.social scraped the data from over 1,400 locations showing the movie today, and found a total of two that were sold out.
Both showings are before 3pm
www.wired.com/story/we-fou...
January 30, 2026 at 11:45 AM
cancer might be more popular than this documentary
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Minnesota can do much better than this
Democratic Sen. Amy Klobuchar announced her run for Minnesota governor early Thursday. There is already a crowded field of Republicans in a race where immigration enforcement has become a key issue. n.pr/465LrTq
Saying Minnesota has 'been through a lot,' Klobuchar announces bid for governor
Democratic Sen. Amy Klobuchar announced her run for Minnesota governor early Thursday. There is already a crowded field of Republicans in a race where immigration enforcement has become a key issue.
n.pr
January 29, 2026 at 12:37 PM
Minnesota can do much better than this