Working with kids keeps you on your toes because you never know if the screaming is because something is horribly wrong or if someone is just having a bad day.

Congratulations to all the shows that won Emmys, they sound cool, I’ll definitely check them out when I’m done watching 500 episodes of Antiques Roadshow

i actually want birth rates to keep going down specifically because it makes weird guys sad

Pope Leo has announced the canonization of the first “millennial saint”: the balloon boy, who made it all the way to heaven in that damn thing

I hate when there is another universe or dimension in a show. That’s none of my business! Don’t show me that!

Now that we know dinosaurs had blood, it's only a matter of time until paleontologists find evidence of vampire dinosaurs who feasted on that blood, and of Blade dinosaurs who fought the vampire dinosaurs.

First post heck yeah

Can we talk about the Choose Your Own Adventure book-reading child to extremely anxious decision-hating adult pipeline