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bluetailedlizard.dftba.social
@bluetailedlizard.dftba.social
they/them
Creative type + perpetual sadboi
Albuquerque, NM

Make bad art, you cowards
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Oh btw I changed my handle. I never liked theyreamess, but I do like blue-tailed lizards!
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You ever get those weird shimmers and colors around the edges when you stare at something bright? And each eye sees some smearing because of tears or weirdness in your eye shape?

I tried to capture that as best as I could. View the stereograms to really capture the effect.

#painting #moon
April 1, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Hot sauce is like a horror movie for your mouth. 😋🌶️😱😆
March 18, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I forget which Nerdfighter drew this, but it's how I always feel the day after Daylight Savings goes into effect. #springisspringing
March 11, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Oh heck it's spring already I need to start planning and planting my garden
March 10, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Still on my #thebandGhost bullshit so these cleaning products are Very Exciting to me 😂
A third hint for Good Store's announcement? We might actually be getting somewhere with this one! Play our connections game at this link and let us know your results! custom-connections-game.vercel.app/6EHnpOC5ewrg...
March 8, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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The memes you send the friend who never responds is keeping them alive. Trust
February 27, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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I hear you, I see you, and I’m ready to fight for you.
Brilliant protest. Yosemite National Park workers hung an upside-down American flag — traditionally a symbol of distress or a national threat — thousands of feet off the ground on the side of El Capitan.
February 24, 2025 at 3:33 PM
February 25, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Chana piesala:

1. Make (or otherwise obtain) chana masala.

2. Put it in a pot pie crust.

That's it. That's the whole recipe.

#fusioncuisine #lazyvegetarian #goodhighdea
February 22, 2025 at 1:40 PM
My Microcosmos loving self finally got around to listening to Music for Scientists, and, y'all. Go give this album a listen. If you have already, listen to it again right now. It's so fun and beautiful.
#music #science #musicforscientists
open.spotify.com/album/5yUOBH...
Music for Scientists
Patrick Olson · Album · 2021 · 11 songs
open.spotify.com
February 21, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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Maybe the real Project for Awesome is the twins we met along the way #p4a2025
A surprising number of twins this year in the #p4a2025
February 16, 2025 at 6:26 AM
@hankgreen.bsky.social : "never in my life have I seen an ab."
Me, frantically doodling: "I gotchu fam"
#p4a #p4art #nerdfarters #p4ameme
February 16, 2025 at 7:18 AM
2-Buck Chuck + cranberry Sprite = excellent #P4A beverage 🥂
February 16, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Jack Quaid is a gem in everything he touches XD go see Companion it's so fun!
February 15, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Oh btw I changed my handle. I never liked theyreamess, but I do like blue-tailed lizards!
February 14, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Benefit of living in a small city: wifey and I can make Valentine's Day plans at the last minute with only mild inconvenience. Horror movie tickets and vegan dinner takeout (to eat while watching P4A, of course) are secured! 💞
February 14, 2025 at 5:35 AM
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me: what kind of animal is that

tour guide: alaskan otter

me: ok, let me know what he says
January 28, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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This also lets you comment, vigorously and at length, on the accuracy of, and motivations behind, Google's choices.
A quick resistance task:
1. Google Gulf of Mexico
2. “Gulf of America" is the top
3. Click on the three little dots to the right of it
4. Select "Send Feedback"
5. Click on "Gulf Of America"
6. Select "Inaccurate content"
7. Select "Incorrect" and type in "The correct name is “Gulf of Mexico"
February 12, 2025 at 2:04 AM
My mom just sent me this photo of tonight's rocket launch, as seen from Quartzite, AZ
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#rocketlaunch #amazingspace #space #jellyfisheffect
February 11, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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Just received this photo from a friend of a warehouse in Kinshasa. These are tuberculosis medications--ALREADY PAID FOR--that aren't being distributed due to the Trump Administration's stop work order.
TB treatment is being interrupted in SO many patients around the world. What does that mean? (1/2)
February 7, 2025 at 5:18 PM
On tonight's episode of #Vegetarian Doesn't Have to Mean Healthy, this bomb-ass broccoli cheese pasta bake! I subbed the cheddar for mozz, subbed Parm for garlic salt + pepper, and used pumpkin-shaped butternut squash pasta from Trader Joe's. 12/10 delish!

simply-delicious-food.com/broccoli-che...
February 9, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Oh hey this song from when I was in fkn high school just leaped into my head. I guess it's my 2025 anthem now. youtu.be/SUIm-XP1110?...
Brighter Day
YouTube video by Danny Winn and the Earthlings - Topic
youtu.be
February 7, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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One of the best hand-drawn protest signs I've seen in a while.
February 5, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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remember. they never burnt witches. they burnt women.
February 4, 2025 at 10:40 AM
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if we're going to be subjected to this bullshit, I'd like to at least reclaim what was an okay meme before it was coopted by that buffoon
February 4, 2025 at 12:37 AM