The Canoe🇨🇦
@bluecanoe.bsky.social
Tired old man, paddle enthusiast, tackle washer, weak link to dogs mooching ways. I think all forms of religion are interesting myths. I like to understand things. Vaccinations work, so let's develop one for the stupids. No DMs unless I know you.
I guess I'm the only one that thinks Tom Bombadil was the only interesting character in all the LOTR books.
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February 20, 2026 at 4:08 PM
I guess I'm the only one that thinks Tom Bombadil was the only interesting character in all the LOTR books.
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NEW: Labor Secretary Lori Chavez-DeRemer’s husband has been barred from entering Labor Department HQ after two female staffers accused him of sexual assault inside the building, according to NYT. One alleged incident was captured on security cameras and is now part of a criminal investigation.
February 19, 2026 at 11:00 PM
NEW: Labor Secretary Lori Chavez-DeRemer’s husband has been barred from entering Labor Department HQ after two female staffers accused him of sexual assault inside the building, according to NYT. One alleged incident was captured on security cameras and is now part of a criminal investigation.
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Please call your congressperson and ask them if they know it’s actually their job to stop billions of taxpayer dollars from being funneled into make-believe boards of peace
…and to stop the president from unilaterally declaring war
…and to demand compliance with the Epstein files Transparency Act
…and to stop the president from unilaterally declaring war
…and to demand compliance with the Epstein files Transparency Act
February 20, 2026 at 12:54 PM
Please call your congressperson and ask them if they know it’s actually their job to stop billions of taxpayer dollars from being funneled into make-believe boards of peace
…and to stop the president from unilaterally declaring war
…and to demand compliance with the Epstein files Transparency Act
…and to stop the president from unilaterally declaring war
…and to demand compliance with the Epstein files Transparency Act
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Yes! And it can't come soon enough!
February 20, 2026 at 12:47 AM
Yes! And it can't come soon enough!
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She lives with her grandmother in Colombia and travels frequently to the U.S. to visit her mother. Her visa made them targets for ICE.
A trip to Disneyland ended with a 9-year-old, who had broken no laws, detained at Dilley, Texas.
www.propublica.org/article/ice-...
A trip to Disneyland ended with a 9-year-old, who had broken no laws, detained at Dilley, Texas.
www.propublica.org/article/ice-...
How a Planned Disney World Vacation Turned Into Four Months in Immigration Detention
A 9-year-old shares her story of being held at the nation’s only operating detention center for immigrant families in Dilley, Texas.
www.propublica.org
February 19, 2026 at 3:33 PM
She lives with her grandmother in Colombia and travels frequently to the U.S. to visit her mother. Her visa made them targets for ICE.
A trip to Disneyland ended with a 9-year-old, who had broken no laws, detained at Dilley, Texas.
www.propublica.org/article/ice-...
A trip to Disneyland ended with a 9-year-old, who had broken no laws, detained at Dilley, Texas.
www.propublica.org/article/ice-...
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a lot of you are probably too young to remember this but there was a time when the married dhs secretary using taxpayer money for a custom built fuck palace in the sky for her to bang coworkers wouldve been a big deal
February 20, 2026 at 12:50 PM
a lot of you are probably too young to remember this but there was a time when the married dhs secretary using taxpayer money for a custom built fuck palace in the sky for her to bang coworkers wouldve been a big deal
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Cartoon by Mike Luckovich.
February 19, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Cartoon by Mike Luckovich.
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Urgent research needed to tackle AI threats, says Google AI boss. 🧪 www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Urgent research needed to tackle AI threats, says Google AI boss
But the head of the US delegation at the AI Impact Summit in Delhi says:
www.bbc.co.uk
February 20, 2026 at 2:25 PM
Urgent research needed to tackle AI threats, says Google AI boss. 🧪 www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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We have tried absolutely nothing and it hasn't worked so now the only obvious solution here is to blame others from other places.
February 20, 2026 at 1:21 PM
We have tried absolutely nothing and it hasn't worked so now the only obvious solution here is to blame others from other places.
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Hazing being normalized in frat groups is still insane to me‼️This looks like a scene from a horror movie‼️
February 20, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Hazing being normalized in frat groups is still insane to me‼️This looks like a scene from a horror movie‼️
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Basically fucked doesn’t even begin to cover it.
Supplies have either already changed or are in the process. No way anyone in the rest of the world trusts us again.
America is headed to economic freefall thanks to Trump.
Supplies have either already changed or are in the process. No way anyone in the rest of the world trusts us again.
America is headed to economic freefall thanks to Trump.
The SCOTUS just emptied the bullets out of Trump’s economic gun. Meanwhile, other countries have figured out ways to circumvent Trump‘s tariffs leaving us basically fucked.
February 20, 2026 at 3:33 PM
Basically fucked doesn’t even begin to cover it.
Supplies have either already changed or are in the process. No way anyone in the rest of the world trusts us again.
America is headed to economic freefall thanks to Trump.
Supplies have either already changed or are in the process. No way anyone in the rest of the world trusts us again.
America is headed to economic freefall thanks to Trump.
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So Alberta is holding an anti-immigrant referendum to help create an excuse for why Danielle Smith is running multibillion dollar deficits?
“Smith’s address comes one week before Finance Minister Nate Horner tables the 2026 provincial budget which is expected to have a multibillion-dollar deficit”
“Smith’s address comes one week before Finance Minister Nate Horner tables the 2026 provincial budget which is expected to have a multibillion-dollar deficit”
Alberta Premier Danielle Smith announces fall referendum on immigration, constitutional questions | CBC News
Premier Danielle Smith wants to hold a referendum in October on measures to limit immigration to Alberta and changes she believes would give the province more rights under the Constitution.
www.cbc.ca
February 20, 2026 at 1:06 PM
So Alberta is holding an anti-immigrant referendum to help create an excuse for why Danielle Smith is running multibillion dollar deficits?
“Smith’s address comes one week before Finance Minister Nate Horner tables the 2026 provincial budget which is expected to have a multibillion-dollar deficit”
“Smith’s address comes one week before Finance Minister Nate Horner tables the 2026 provincial budget which is expected to have a multibillion-dollar deficit”
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They locked up a Colombian child coming to go to Disney World with her family.
What the hell are we doing? And why in the world would anyone come here for the World Cup/Olympics? www.miaminewtimes.com/news/immigra...
What the hell are we doing? And why in the world would anyone come here for the World Cup/Olympics? www.miaminewtimes.com/news/immigra...
February 20, 2026 at 1:02 PM
They locked up a Colombian child coming to go to Disney World with her family.
What the hell are we doing? And why in the world would anyone come here for the World Cup/Olympics? www.miaminewtimes.com/news/immigra...
What the hell are we doing? And why in the world would anyone come here for the World Cup/Olympics? www.miaminewtimes.com/news/immigra...
Redirecting...
www.facebook.com
February 20, 2026 at 2:31 PM
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February 19, 2026 at 10:56 PM
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the video game industry is a mess
February 20, 2026 at 1:02 AM
the video game industry is a mess
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Butler, Ohio Republican Mayor Wayne Dingus was charged with voyeurism after he was caught sniffing an underage girl’s underwear.
February 20, 2026 at 11:12 AM
Butler, Ohio Republican Mayor Wayne Dingus was charged with voyeurism after he was caught sniffing an underage girl’s underwear.
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The #AlbertaNext Panelists visit their home town on Sept 29. They were proudly complicit in and supported this anti-immigrant, rigged #APP pre-election campaign to stir up division & divide Alberta. They have never corrected the dog whistles & propaganda, and they sleep well at night. #Abpoli #ABleg
September 29, 2025 at 5:28 AM
The #AlbertaNext Panelists visit their home town on Sept 29. They were proudly complicit in and supported this anti-immigrant, rigged #APP pre-election campaign to stir up division & divide Alberta. They have never corrected the dog whistles & propaganda, and they sleep well at night. #Abpoli #ABleg
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Biden would’ve been instantly impeached in a bipartisan vote if he put his face on the freakin’ Department of Justice building
February 19, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Biden would’ve been instantly impeached in a bipartisan vote if he put his face on the freakin’ Department of Justice building
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What satire rooted in truth looks like.
Thought I'd send on this post written by Andy Borowitz and shared by Jane @janetea4.bsky.social.
A way to end the week and start the weekend! Happy Friday!
Thought I'd send on this post written by Andy Borowitz and shared by Jane @janetea4.bsky.social.
A way to end the week and start the weekend! Happy Friday!
For satire to work, it must either be so outrageous as to make us take pause or it must be rooted in truth. I believe this is satire rooted in truth.
February 20, 2026 at 11:38 AM
What satire rooted in truth looks like.
Thought I'd send on this post written by Andy Borowitz and shared by Jane @janetea4.bsky.social.
A way to end the week and start the weekend! Happy Friday!
Thought I'd send on this post written by Andy Borowitz and shared by Jane @janetea4.bsky.social.
A way to end the week and start the weekend! Happy Friday!
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The cover-up just never ends. Rest in peace, Ruben Ray Martinez.
February 20, 2026 at 3:40 AM
The cover-up just never ends. Rest in peace, Ruben Ray Martinez.